“Welcome traveler! I can see you’ve been through a lot these past days. Why don’t we get you some of our world famous milk while you recover from whatever’s bothering you. We’re all friends here, you have nothing to hide. Unless of course, you have information on the Triforce! Better get that to the royal family right away! Enjoy your time here, and know you always have somewhere to come to whenever you visit Kakiriko Village, m’kay?”
This thread is set in the timeline spanning Milk Bar of The Legend of Zelda, which has appeared in multiple games including A Link to the Past and Majora’s Mask. This thread isn’t supposed to be in any specific game, feel free to play pretty much anything that has appeared in the games up to this point.
RULES
Keep it PG-13. We don’t need to be as clean as the games this is based on, just nothing too dirty and such.
Be nice OOC. In character feuds are fine, just if we tell you to take it to PMs, please do.
Cut quote chains it’s super annoying on mobile.
Include your favorite Champion from BotW in your first post so we know you read these
No non consensual PVP
If you want an artifact like the Master Sword, any part of the Triforce, the Hylian Shield ect PM me and we might be able to work it out. No promises though.
Max level and CR are 12
And always remember these wise words from the hero of Hyrule: “HUT! HEYAA!”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
“I’m a Gerudo with a knack for sorcery. I’m working here to pay my tuition.”
They nod. “Nice. What’s your name?”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
“I’m a Gerudo with a knack for sorcery. I’m working here to pay my tuition.”
They nod. “Nice. What’s your name?”
“Mesere. What about yours, hatching?”
“Eni”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
“I’m a Gerudo with a knack for sorcery. I’m working here to pay my tuition.”
They nod. “Nice. What’s your name?”
“Mesere. What about yours, hatching?”
“Eni”
“Eni.” She says, as if testing the word on her lips. She then looks at the Rito’s flute. “You play often?”
“Yes” *i love how at least one of my chars on most of the threads i go on play flute*
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
“I’m a Gerudo with a knack for sorcery. I’m working here to pay my tuition.”
They nod. “Nice. What’s your name?”
“Mesere. What about yours, hatching?”
“Eni”
“Eni.” She says, as if testing the word on her lips. She then looks at the Rito’s flute. “You play often?”
“Yes” *i love how at least one of my chars on most of the threads i go on play flute*
“We hire talented musicians to perform on evenings. Auditions are soon better start practicing.” *gtg*
“Ah thats fun.” *bye*
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
*A hulking beast of a Goron walks in through the entrance and sits down at the bar. He's wearing nothing but a loincloth and a sash that goes across his chest, showing off his exposed, rocky skin. A weapon similar in appearance to the Boulder Breaker is slung across his back.*
"Sav'aaq, young lady", he says to the Gerudo bartender. "One milk, if ya don't mind me askin'."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*A hulking beast of a Goron walks in through the entrance and sits down at the bar. He's wearing nothing but a loincloth and a sash that goes across his chest, showing off his exposed, rocky skin. A weapon similar in appearance to the Boulder Breaker is slung across his back.*
"Sav'aaq, young lady", he says to the Gerudo bartender. "One milk, if ya don't mind me askin'."
Eni turns to the Goron. “Hello. What brings you here?”
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
“Welcome traveler! I can see you’ve been through a lot these past days. Why don’t we get you some of our world famous milk while you recover from whatever’s bothering you. We’re all friends here, you have nothing to hide. Unless of course, you have information on the Triforce! Better get that to the royal family right away! Enjoy your time here, and know you always have somewhere to come to whenever you visit Kakiriko Village, m’kay?”
This thread is set in the timeline spanning Milk Bar of The Legend of Zelda, which has appeared in multiple games including A Link to the Past and Majora’s Mask. This thread isn’t supposed to be in any specific game, feel free to play pretty much anything that has appeared in the games up to this point.
RULES
And always remember these wise words from the hero of Hyrule: “HUT! HEYAA!”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*ravioli (revali)*A young Rito walks in. They look very tired and carry a flute in a pouch by their side.
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
The bartender, a young Gerudo, notices. “Can I get you anything? Some milk maybe?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Sure, thanks. Who’re you?”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
*This is awesome and Daruk is the best.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Just the bartender, nobody important.” She pours up a glass and gives it to the hatchling.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They take the glass. “Everyone’s important. Tell me your story”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
“I’m a Gerudo with a knack for sorcery. I’m working here to pay my tuition.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They nod. “Nice. What’s your name?”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
“Mesere. What about yours, hatching?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Eni”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
“Eni.” She says, as if testing the word on her lips. She then looks at the Rito’s flute. “You play often?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Yes” *i love how at least one of my chars on most of the threads i go on play flute*
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
“We hire talented musicians to perform on evenings. Auditions are soon better start practicing.” *gtg*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Ah thats fun.” *bye*
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
*bop*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*hello*
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
(Daruk, and this is f***ing awesome by the way.)
*A hulking beast of a Goron walks in through the entrance and sits down at the bar. He's wearing nothing but a loincloth and a sash that goes across his chest, showing off his exposed, rocky skin. A weapon similar in appearance to the Boulder Breaker is slung across his back.*
"Sav'aaq, young lady", he says to the Gerudo bartender. "One milk, if ya don't mind me askin'."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Eni turns to the Goron. “Hello. What brings you here?”
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
*Can I make a male Gerudo?*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo