It's 2061, and the city of London has been ravaged by demons. Society has all but collapsed, and the remaining survivors have ganged together into various factions to fight for resources, power, and survival. Very few have survived encounters with the demons, but those who have tend to describe them as being similar to various creatures from folklore. Why this is, nobody knows. A cult known as the Chained Ones, who seemingly serve the demons, has been committing various attacks and kidnappings throughout the city, whilst the Order of Fear and Honour have taken control of several areas of the city as 'safe zones', where obedience means relative safety and dissenters meet a brutal fate.
You start in Nine Cedars Mall, an abandoned shopping mall now under the control of the Order of Fear and Honour. The leader of the Mall can be found in what was once an H&M, and the main meeting-point is a Costa Coffee, which is still *barely* functioning, serving basic survival supplies instead of coffee and chocolate muffins. Outside, there is a small trading shack run by the Alliance of the Three Lines, a group based in the London Underground, and it is not far from the Thames. If you go outside, you can see the London Eye looming over the city, each pod packed with prisoners. Why? Nobody seems to know, or even really care anymore.
The Rules:
- Nothing sexual at all. No excessive gore
- PVP is only allowed if both participants are willing
- Please be reasonable with quote chains
- Be respectful to everyone here
- No fantasy races, with the exception of Tieflings
This is a tavern created by EJO, I am just the one who posted it. Mods are EJO and Dutch
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
In the nine cedars mall, a rather out-of-place firearms dealership stands in the middle. A man stands inside, looking over his stock.
Morton 'Morty' Dethson runs the firearms dealership called 'Dethson's second hand firearms'. He appears presentable, with relatively intact clothing and a trimmed goatee which he keeps without a moustache. He is of colour, not quite black but certainly not white. He takes trade-ins instead of money, but will take money if the customer is empty of anything else. He often wears a suit, with boat shoes and an out-of-fashion tie. His black hair is kept swept back, and his disposition is often neutral.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi. Wouldn’t mind another tavern, but there are a ton of taverns that have come out at the same time, so it might be a while before someone posts.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*Is there any power limit? Cause I kinda wanna play with a monster statblock but I don't want to play something too powerful. It's only CR 7, but it's a tricky monster as opposed to just a head-on brute, and it can get stronger based on how much emotional energy it eats.*
*Also, what is the local population?*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Is there any power limit? Cause I kinda wanna play with a monster statblock but I don't want to play something too powerful. It's only CR 7, but it's a tricky monster as opposed to just a head-on brute, and it can get stronger based on how much emotional energy it eats.*
*Also, what is the local population?*
*I'd say CR 8-9 or level 10. Local population is about 1000, including the prisoners in the London eye, which make up a quarter of that.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*Is there any power limit? Cause I kinda wanna play with a monster statblock but I don't want to play something too powerful. It's only CR 7, but it's a tricky monster as opposed to just a head-on brute, and it can get stronger based on how much emotional energy it eats.*
*Also, what is the local population?*
*I'd say CR 8-9 or level 10. Local population is about 1000, including the prisoners in the London eye, which make up a quarter of that.*
*You should probably get Dutch to put that in the OP*
*Anyway, Dreamholder time*
People have been having extremely vivid group dreams lately with little to no explanation or reason. The dreams always take place in an old hotel that seems to actually exist nearby. The dreams vary widely, but in all of them the hotel is active and filled with comforts that, despite the strangeness, make it a nice place to be.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
It hears something beneath it, moving around in the hotel. It sounds like they're wearing shoes, probably ruling out most demons.
It hops down to investigate.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
It hears something beneath it, moving around in the hotel. It sounds like they're wearing shoes, probably ruling out most demons.
It hops down to investigate.
An open window grants easy access. In the middle of the Hotelier's office is a gold dragonborn in a suit appropriate to before the fall of London, pacing. There's something off about him. Maybe it's the barely-visible eye patterns woven into his silk suit. Maybe it's his spider-like bowtie. It might even be his multiple pupils in each eye.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
It hears something beneath it, moving around in the hotel. It sounds like they're wearing shoes, probably ruling out most demons.
It hops down to investigate.
An open window grants easy access. In the middle of the Hotelier's office is a gold dragonborn in a suit appropriate to before the fall of London, pacing. There's something off about him. Maybe it's the barely-visible eye patterns woven into his silk suit. Maybe it's his spider-like bow tie. It might even be his multiple pupils in each eye.
*um, ok, i was going to say humans and tieflings only, but it's a bit late now*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
It hears something beneath it, moving around in the hotel. It sounds like they're wearing shoes, probably ruling out most demons.
It hops down to investigate.
An open window grants easy access. In the middle of the Hotelier's office is a gold dragonborn in a suit appropriate to before the fall of London, pacing. There's something off about him. Maybe it's the barely-visible eye patterns woven into his silk suit. Maybe it's his spider-like bow tie. It might even be his multiple pupils in each eye.
*um, ok, i was going to say humans and tieflings only, but it's a bit late now*
*Dang it. Sorry. Human, then.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The gargoyle watches him from a distance, wondering who he is.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The gargoyle watches him from a distance, wondering who he is.
The creature, superficially resembling a human, turns to the gargoyle. "Zamier Rent, at your service. Wait, you asked out loud, right? Ugh, the physical world is difficult."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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It's 2061, and the city of London has been ravaged by demons. Society has all but collapsed, and the remaining survivors have ganged together into various factions to fight for resources, power, and survival. Very few have survived encounters with the demons, but those who have tend to describe them as being similar to various creatures from folklore. Why this is, nobody knows. A cult known as the Chained Ones, who seemingly serve the demons, has been committing various attacks and kidnappings throughout the city, whilst the Order of Fear and Honour have taken control of several areas of the city as 'safe zones', where obedience means relative safety and dissenters meet a brutal fate.
You start in Nine Cedars Mall, an abandoned shopping mall now under the control of the Order of Fear and Honour. The leader of the Mall can be found in what was once an H&M, and the main meeting-point is a Costa Coffee, which is still *barely* functioning, serving basic survival supplies instead of coffee and chocolate muffins. Outside, there is a small trading shack run by the Alliance of the Three Lines, a group based in the London Underground, and it is not far from the Thames. If you go outside, you can see the London Eye looming over the city, each pod packed with prisoners. Why? Nobody seems to know, or even really care anymore.
The Rules:
- Nothing sexual at all. No excessive gore
- PVP is only allowed if both participants are willing
- Please be reasonable with quote chains
- Be respectful to everyone here
- No fantasy races, with the exception of Tieflings
This is a tavern created by EJO, I am just the one who posted it. Mods are EJO and Dutch
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
*Yes! Its here!*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
In the nine cedars mall, a rather out-of-place firearms dealership stands in the middle. A man stands inside, looking over his stock.
Morton 'Morty' Dethson runs the firearms dealership called 'Dethson's second hand firearms'. He appears presentable, with relatively intact clothing and a trimmed goatee which he keeps without a moustache. He is of colour, not quite black but certainly not white. He takes trade-ins instead of money, but will take money if the customer is empty of anything else. He often wears a suit, with boat shoes and an out-of-fashion tie. His black hair is kept swept back, and his disposition is often neutral.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Bruh*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Bop*
*WE PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Hi. Wouldn’t mind another tavern, but there are a ton of taverns that have come out at the same time, so it might be a while before someone posts.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*Which was why we waited a day.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Is there any power limit? Cause I kinda wanna play with a monster statblock but I don't want to play something too powerful. It's only CR 7, but it's a tricky monster as opposed to just a head-on brute, and it can get stronger based on how much emotional energy it eats.*
*Also, what is the local population?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'd say CR 8-9 or level 10. Local population is about 1000, including the prisoners in the London eye, which make up a quarter of that.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*You should probably get Dutch to put that in the OP*
*Anyway, Dreamholder time*
People have been having extremely vivid group dreams lately with little to no explanation or reason. The dreams always take place in an old hotel that seems to actually exist nearby. The dreams vary widely, but in all of them the hotel is active and filled with comforts that, despite the strangeness, make it a nice place to be.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*ooh, intriguing!*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
The abandoned hotel lays dormant nearby, just outside the mall. Almost assuredly not a safe space.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A gargoyle on the roof stirs. It looks around, seeing properly for the first time in its existence.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
It hears something beneath it, moving around in the hotel. It sounds like they're wearing shoes, probably ruling out most demons.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It hops down to investigate.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
An open window grants easy access. In the middle of the Hotelier's office is a gold dragonborn in a suit appropriate to before the fall of London, pacing. There's something off about him. Maybe it's the barely-visible eye patterns woven into his silk suit. Maybe it's his spider-like bowtie. It might even be his multiple pupils in each eye.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*um, ok, i was going to say humans and tieflings only, but it's a bit late now*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Dang it. Sorry. Human, then.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*OK, good*
The gargoyle watches him from a distance, wondering who he is.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
The creature, superficially resembling a human, turns to the gargoyle. "Zamier Rent, at your service. Wait, you asked out loud, right? Ugh, the physical world is difficult."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.