We all know that moment when the party bard does something hilariously unique to that class. Mine would be the time when our party bard was a skeleton, who used the disguise person spell in towns. However the only way he can cast it is if he sings creep by Radiohead. What’s yours?
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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Sir Wellington Soringsong, Owlin from the Few Wild and Eloquince Bard walked into the evil Kings court with his comrads. I was going to use Silver Tongue to talk to the King about how his soul will be stuck in the 9 hells for eternety if he doesn't repent and give back to his people. Nat 20 and plus 11 for the skill Persuasion had the King balling in tears ....Lord Wellington subtally cast suggestion and said"It appears your soul is more valuable than your gold. You should give all your material belongings, all riches, and your kingdom back to the people. Have your guards and servents give it all away.
DM ruled that the long conversation about the value of his soul and to avoid the 9 hells that the suggestion worked. The party did spend an hour in the magical items vault lol.
In the Age before this, in a time called by some the Fourth Era, and by others the 7th Age, a bard was walking towards a guarded keep in the dark. He stepped from the treeline, and used a simple spell to illuminate his position to those standing guard, and simultaneously began utilizing his musical abilities to mesmerize the guard. While he did this, still under the cover of dark, a pair of his companions, namely a rogue and a ranger, used their stealth abilities to creep in behind the two guards, debilitating them simultaneously, each with a single blow from behind. The party was able to enter the keep without raising the alarm, permitting much mayhem to be wreaked within.
Lady Esvellia strolled into a dragon's lair, confidant in her ability to serenade the prince to come back to the kingdom with her, unaware of the fact that the malevolent gods decided that the prince was the dragon, and he most certainly was coming with her to go back to the kingdom.
I also played as a skeleton bard once, and I used Vicious Mockery to kill a Adult Red Dragon. It was very fun. The insult went somewhere along the lines of "Even if I killed you, there is nothing I could do with you. Your hide is too thick to cut through, and even if I did, I would assume your meat would be too gamy to eat. You are worthless beyond being killed".
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We all know that moment when the party bard does something hilariously unique to that class. Mine would be the time when our party bard was a skeleton, who used the disguise person spell in towns. However the only way he can cast it is if he sings creep by Radiohead. What’s yours?
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbithole, and that means comfort.”
Sir Wellington Soringsong, Owlin from the Few Wild and Eloquince Bard walked into the evil Kings court with his comrads. I was going to use Silver Tongue to talk to the King about how his soul will be stuck in the 9 hells for eternety if he doesn't repent and give back to his people. Nat 20 and plus 11 for the skill Persuasion had the King balling in tears ....Lord Wellington subtally cast suggestion and said"It appears your soul is more valuable than your gold. You should give all your material belongings, all riches, and your kingdom back to the people. Have your guards and servents give it all away.
DM ruled that the long conversation about the value of his soul and to avoid the 9 hells that the suggestion worked. The party did spend an hour in the magical items vault lol.
In the Age before this, in a time called by some the Fourth Era, and by others the 7th Age, a bard was walking towards a guarded keep in the dark. He stepped from the treeline, and used a simple spell to illuminate his position to those standing guard, and simultaneously began utilizing his musical abilities to mesmerize the guard. While he did this, still under the cover of dark, a pair of his companions, namely a rogue and a ranger, used their stealth abilities to creep in behind the two guards, debilitating them simultaneously, each with a single blow from behind. The party was able to enter the keep without raising the alarm, permitting much mayhem to be wreaked within.
Lady Esvellia strolled into a dragon's lair, confidant in her ability to serenade the prince to come back to the kingdom with her, unaware of the fact that the malevolent gods decided that the prince was the dragon, and he most certainly was coming with her to go back to the kingdom.
I also played as a skeleton bard once, and I used Vicious Mockery to kill a Adult Red Dragon. It was very fun. The insult went somewhere along the lines of "Even if I killed you, there is nothing I could do with you. Your hide is too thick to cut through, and even if I did, I would assume your meat would be too gamy to eat. You are worthless beyond being killed".