No it’s the other way around. - a DM dumped me into a game back in 1979 and I survived would I be me that character that is me and is in the game?

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So I'm just wondering what the most terrifying real life implications of the D&D 5e character classes are. Subclasses are included. I think it might be Cleric/Warlock just by confirming that gods and devils and whatnot are real but I want to know what the smart people of the internet want to say!

 D&D isn't real, Jack Chick has lied to you.

 It's true.  Jack said I could use magic to make my parents buy me shit, the lying bastard...

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I mean that sounds like fun! I get to transform into a lvl3 Aasimar (Protection) Druid (Circle of Blood [from Grim Hollow Players Guide]) who is also a Vampire (from Grim Hollow Players Guide)

 Nice.  That means I get turned into... any one of these:

1. Annabella: A female human (African-American ethnicity if you needed to know, not that it's important) sage sorcerer 1 (Wild Magic) that has to wear glasses and has a prosthetic leg (she's very cool though) and was definitely a student at Strixhaven (soon to be activated),
2. Name TBD (That's not their name). A non-binary pallid elf criminal Artificer 1 wizard 1 that is known for being scarily good at melee fighting but otherwise has no purpose for existing (may or may not be activated),
3. Neyola: A female harpy something or other Bard 6 (College of Kindness) with less HP than your average gnat and seems to be trying to help the party but is failing miserably (active),
4. Dante Drefurssyn of the Estate of [...] The Catapulted.  A Male/Female (can physically change genders with heat or lack thereof) psycho-Kobold-Werewolf Noble Monk 3 (Way of the 4 Elements) / Fighter 1 with a set of sending stones in a campaign where the players change every session and that is known for being shot from cannons and speaking like a squeaky female Gollum and that deals a base 1d8 + 2 damage with any given unarmed strike and that is a de-facto expert on Caravan Tax Fraud after seeing a fellow party member commit it (currently all too active)?

Goodness.  Some really messed up bunches of gore I'll be turned into, if I become all of the above.  And I'm not even a pixie!  Not one bit.  Shame.

Also, if D&D were real, Homer and Shakespeare would be upstaged by Ellywick Tumblestrum (the greatest bard in the multiverse according to WotC, despite the fact we've never heard of her, she's just over-pushed and, while good as a character without WotC's strings, sidelines almost every bard in the history of D&D by being "Better" and "More Important" in WotC's opinion.  Aww, thank you for murdering Neyola's reputation, WotC.  All bards are the best!  Except for the dumb ones.)

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I mean that sounds like fun! I get to transform into a lvl3 Aasimar (Protection) Druid (Circle of Blood [from Grim Hollow Players Guide]) who is also a Vampire (from Grim Hollow Players Guide)

 Nice.  That means I get turned into... any one of these:

1. Annabella: A female human (African-American ethnicity if you needed to know, not that it's important) sage sorcerer 1 (Wild Magic) that has to wear glasses and has a prosthetic leg (she's very cool though) and was definitely a student at Strixhaven (soon to be activated),
2. Name TBD (That's not their name). A non-binary pallid elf criminal Artificer 1 wizard 1 that is known for being scarily good at melee fighting but otherwise has no purpose for existing (may or may not be activated),
3. Neyola: A female harpy something or other Bard 6 (College of Kindness) with less HP than your average gnat and seems to be trying to help the party but is failing miserably (active),
4. Dante Drefurssyn of the Estate of [...] The Catapulted.  A Male/Female (can physically change genders with heat or lack thereof) psycho-Kobold-Werewolf Noble Monk 3 (Way of the 4 Elements) / Fighter 1 with a set of sending stones in a campaign where the players change every session and that is known for being shot from cannons and speaking like a squeaky female Gollum and that deals a base 1d8 + 2 damage with any given unarmed strike and that is a de-facto expert on Caravan Tax Fraud after seeing a fellow party member commit it (currently all too active)?

Goodness.  Some really messed up bunches of gore I'll be turned into, if I become all of the above.  And I'm not even a pixie!  Not one bit.  Shame.

 Since I have too many to count out, I'll go with my active ones...

1. Hyacinth: Non-binary eladrin that hunts down rogue fey that have escaped to the Material Plane. They're a level 7 fey wanderer ranger.
2. Laricina: A dryad who hates anyone that doesn't respect trees. Including those who use paper. She's more of a joke character then anything.
3. Calius, the Dark Angel: An ultra-powerful psychopathic fallen angel that wants to rule the multiverse so that he can get rid of the so-called concepts of good and evil. It would be... interesting.
4. Kralog Skyblazer: Male goliath draconic sorcerer. He has a snarky sense of humor and was cast out from his tribe for possessing the magic of their enemies. He's level 2.
5. Giant Amorphous Cloud: According to my group, all DMs are this.