How the DARN do you even publish a Druid subclass (a cinematic rant montage)

How am I supposed to publish a Druid subclass when this thing called "not enough subclass features for the required levels" always screws me in the face? 

And before any, and I mean, ANY if you suggest unhelpful advice like the following below:

1. Yes, I'm CERTAIN I'm on a 5.5e Druid. I KNOW the subclass features of a 5.5e Druid are 3, 3, 6, 10, 14.

2. Yes, ALL OF MY FEATURES ARE GRANTED.

3. No, hitting the main subclass Save button did NOT help.

3.5. Also no, the so-called forced re-evaluation did NOT help.

4. No, clearing the cache browser did NOT help.

5. Trying to Save the subclass on a different device did NOT help.

6. No, remaking the subclass from scratch or using a template did NOT help.

7. No, the DND Discord is equally as UNhelpful because they all suggested the exact same things mentioned above. 

8. Yes, and A MILLION Yes's in fact, I KNOW that the subclass still works as Private homebrew. The entire reason I'm asking this is because I WANT to PUBLISH IT. OBVIOUSLY. 

So either suggest me anything else that is either helpful (i.e. not mentioned above, if you give me something that does NOT help it will be added to this list) or just be honest and tell me that I simply CANNOT publish Druid subclasses because of some crazy annoying bug. Stop making me play Ring Around The Rosies.