I have somehow managed to convince my DM to let my warlock/ranger have a pet Wolf Spider but the spider has an actual wolf head. Don't ask me how it has a wolf head I just didn't know it was a species of spider and wanted an actual *wolf* spider. Anyway, I have no idea what to name my beautiful abomination cause what do you name a spider with a wolf head? Please help.
He doesn't have much besides the skin on his bones. Me: I'll take the skin on his bones, then.
"You see a gigantic, monstrous praying mantis burst from out of the ground. It sprays a stream of acid from it's mouth at one soldier, dissolving him instantly, then it turns and chomps another soldier in half with it's- "
“And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
I have somehow managed to convince my DM to let my warlock/ranger have a pet Wolf Spider but the spider has an actual wolf head. Don't ask me how it has a wolf head I just didn't know it was a species of spider and wanted an actual *wolf* spider. Anyway, I have no idea what to name my beautiful abomination cause what do you name a spider with a wolf head? Please help.
Sounds like a 'Deirdre' to me. :P
The Thing
Spot
Stitch
And, lastly, since it is clearly a barking spider: Fart
Jumper
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He doesn't have much besides the skin on his bones. Me: I'll take the skin on his bones, then.
"You see a gigantic, monstrous praying mantis burst from out of the ground. It sprays a stream of acid from it's mouth at one soldier, dissolving him instantly, then it turns and chomps another soldier in half with it's- "
"When are we gonna take a snack break?"
Bort.
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“And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
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Undoubtedly
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