What do you name a Giant Wolf Spider

"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."

-Vedexent

"real life is a super high CR."

-OboeLauren

"............anybody got any potatoes?  We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?" 

-Ilyara Thundertale

 He doesn't have much besides the skin on his bones. Me: I'll take the skin on his bones, then.

"You see a gigantic, monstrous praying mantis burst from out of the ground. It sprays a stream of acid from it's mouth at one soldier, dissolving him instantly, then it turns and chomps another soldier in half with it's- "

"When are we gonna take a snack break?"

Respectfully,

Nanra

PM me the word "avocado"

“And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO