Aris looks around nervously, but does not comment on how slow she's being in part due to respect and in part due to anxiety. "Thank you, you're all very kind. Mind if I ask you a question?"
Aris looks around nervously, but does not comment on how slow she's being in part due to respect and in part due to anxiety. "Thank you, you're all very kind. Mind if I ask you a question?"
"Go right ahead dear, I'll answer if I can!"
"What is Lucifer like?" They take a sip of the tea.
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Aris looks extremely confused, concerned, and terrified all at the same time. "Is there another way you'd describe him as? Something less... colloquial?"
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"Depends on his mood, but usually he's quite a friendly guy, if you don't try and cross him."
"Duly noted. Thank you. Is there anything important we would have to know about him before we see him? Anything we should do, avoid doing, et cetera? As you can tell we're not... from here, exactly, so we don't know what's appropriate or not."
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"I wouldn't worry too much, it's kinda hard to predict what gel expect from guests at any given time, even for me! Avoid formalities, that's for certain."
"I wouldn't worry too much, it's kinda hard to predict what gel expect from guests at any given time, even for me! Avoid formalities, that's for certain."
"That's helpful, thanks." They turn to look at the rest of their siblings, half making sure that everyone's still there and half making a tally of who they'll have to keep an eye on when they actually meet the guy.
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On the other side of the gate a 7yo kid with three octopus tentacles for legs and a puffin beak for a mouth greets you. "Hello, I'm gonna be your tour guide today! Where are you going?"
As you all approach, the angels drink more coffee and the old ladies smile at you. Coming closer (and above the table), you notice their eyes for the first time. The first has eyes that stare deep into you, past your projections and mannerisms. The second looks past you, facing into the middle distance. The third and final has no eyes at all, only bony sockets surrounded by rotting flesh.
"Lovely to meet you, dears. What brings you to the Gates of Hell?" They speak in unison, with nice grandma smiles
"Uh... Go burn in a pit somewhere," Hector spits. "You remind me of when Caiman tried to scare me as a little kid." He shivers just a little bit.
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As you all approach, the angels drink more coffee and the old ladies smile at you. Coming closer (and above the table), you notice their eyes for the first time. The first has eyes that stare deep into you, past your projections and mannerisms. The second looks past you, facing into the middle distance. The third and final has no eyes at all, only bony sockets surrounded by rotting flesh.
"Lovely to meet you, dears. What brings you to the Gates of Hell?" They speak in unison, with nice grandma smiles
"Uh... Go burn in a pit somewhere," Hector spits. "You remind me of when Caiman tried to scare me as a little kid." He shivers just a little bit.
Aris shoots him a look. It's the same look they gave Aly when they were being rude earlier. Don't start now.
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
"Go right ahead dear, I'll answer if I can!"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"What is Lucifer like?" They take a sip of the tea.
"Ummmmmm..... Well....... I think there's a word he likes is to describe him as. Mem, love, what was the word he told us to describe him as?"
Mem (the one who seems to look deep inside you) replies, "Oh! Yeah, he asked us to call him a 'broski'."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Broski..? What's that?"
She sighs. "You'll.... you'll see."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Aris looks extremely confused, concerned, and terrified all at the same time. "Is there another way you'd describe him as? Something less... colloquial?"
"He considers himself to be an 'absolute unit' and a 'total dude'."
Chilling kinda vibe.
*omg 💀*
"That doesn't help in the slightest. What is an absolute unit, anyways?"
*This is Steph hell, it's gonna get rowdy 😎*
"He thinks he's very very cool is basically what it comes down to," she sighs.
Chilling kinda vibe.
*looks like it*
"Gotcha. Thank you. Does he get flattered easily?"
"Depends on his mood, but usually he's quite a friendly guy, if you don't try and cross him."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Duly noted. Thank you. Is there anything important we would have to know about him before we see him? Anything we should do, avoid doing, et cetera? As you can tell we're not... from here, exactly, so we don't know what's appropriate or not."
"I wouldn't worry too much, it's kinda hard to predict what gel expect from guests at any given time, even for me! Avoid formalities, that's for certain."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"That's helpful, thanks." They turn to look at the rest of their siblings, half making sure that everyone's still there and half making a tally of who they'll have to keep an eye on when they actually meet the guy.
One of the coffee angels comes up to you all and says, "So, you guys coming through or what?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Yeah, sorry. Guys?" They turn around, motioning for the rest of their siblings to come with them.
On the other side of the gate a 7yo kid with three octopus tentacles for legs and a puffin beak for a mouth greets you. "Hello, I'm gonna be your tour guide today! Where are you going?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Uh... Go burn in a pit somewhere," Hector spits. "You remind me of when Caiman tried to scare me as a little kid." He shivers just a little bit.
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Aris shoots him a look. It's the same look they gave Aly when they were being rude earlier. Don't start now.
"Oh, come on Hector, there's no need to be like that!"
Chilling kinda vibe.