"You ever fancy some lessons on protest and subvertising, just call, bro."
"I think I'll take you up on that offer soon. Sounds fun."
"Your sister just left, you might wanna catch up? I'll teach you how to replace bus ads with just a few cheap tools and a high vid jacket when I see ya next"
"You ever fancy some lessons on protest and subvertising, just call, bro."
"I think I'll take you up on that offer soon. Sounds fun."
"Your sister just left, you might wanna catch up? I'll teach you how to replace bus ads with just a few cheap tools and a high vid jacket when I see ya next"
"Huh?" They look around to see that Zaza has left. "Oh, [GP] you're right. Thanks, I guess I'll see ya soon for that, then!" They follow after Zaza, dragging along anyone they can that has the membership card. "Man I wish Sofi was here..." They sigh.
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"Huh?" They look around to see that Zaza has left. "Oh, [GP] you're right. Thanks, I guess I'll see ya soon for that, then!" They follow after Zaza, dragging along anyone they can that has the membership card. "Man I wish Sofi was here..." They sigh.
The Gym Lord waves goodbye and Steph points you to the description she gave to Zaza
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
Alloy frowns at the weightlifters. "Work for no reason. I know the feeling."
Alloy frowns at the weightlifters. "Work for no reason. I know the feeling."
The tiefling walks over and says, "Oh those guys think they have a reason, it's just not a good one. It's my employees who have no real purpose or value."
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
Alloy frowns at the weightlifters. "Work for no reason. I know the feeling."
Aris puts an arm around Alloy. "No need to be gloomy, Aly. C'mon, let's see what this guy has to tell us."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
They walk over to the tiefling, still occasionally making a headcount to make sure that everyone's with them. "Hello," they caution a wave at the person beckoning them over.
*Note: If Cai's not coming with them eventually I'll retcon all this lol*
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They walk over to the tiefling, still occasionally making a headcount to make sure that everyone's with them. "Hello," they caution a wave at the person beckoning them over.
*Note: If Cai's not coming with them eventually I'll retcon all this lol*
"Hey! Welcome to Sisyphus City, planned area for the workers of Sisyphus Inc. How may I help you today?"
*OOC I think I'll work through that with cyno and just say that it happened before y'all moved on*
They walk over to the tiefling, still occasionally making a headcount to make sure that everyone's with them. "Hello," they caution a wave at the person beckoning them over.
*Note: If Cai's not coming with them eventually I'll retcon all this lol*
"Hey! Welcome to Sisyphus City, planned area for the workers of Sisyphus Inc. How may I help you today?"
*OOC I think I'll work through that with cyno and just say that it happened before y'all moved on*
"Hi. Do you think you could point us in the direction of Lucifer? Not sure if he has like a castle, or..." They look up and around them. "...a skyscraper. We're looking for our sister, and we hope that he can tell us where she is."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
She laughs, "Why certainly, I can get you a city map. Unfortunately, infernal bureaucracy does mean I need to make up some kinda trial before I let adventurers pass. Lucifer gets annoyed if parties of heroes get to him really easily, he wants Hell a lot more scary."
Zaza has just finished packing up her harp, and walks into the gym
Zaza walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
"Corporate heaven. Normal people hell. " Zaza sighs
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
Alloy frowns at the weightlifters. "Work for no reason. I know the feeling."
Aris puts an arm around Alloy. "No need to be gloomy, Aly. C'mon, let's see what this guy has to tell us."
She laughs, "Why certainly, I can get you a city map. Unfortunately, infernal bureaucracy does mean I need to make up some kinda trial before I let adventurers pass. Lucifer gets annoyed if parties of heroes get to him really easily, he wants Hell a lot more scary."
"I'm sure if he was going for the scare factor, Asmodeus could share some tips."
She laughs, "Why certainly, I can get you a city map. Unfortunately, infernal bureaucracy does mean I need to make up some kinda trial before I let adventurers pass. Lucifer gets annoyed if parties of heroes get to him really easily, he wants Hell a lot more scary."
"Right. What do you have in store, then?"
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"Your sister just left, you might wanna catch up? I'll teach you how to replace bus ads with just a few cheap tools and a high vid jacket when I see ya next"
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Huh?" They look around to see that Zaza has left. "Oh, [GP] you're right. Thanks, I guess I'll see ya soon for that, then!" They follow after Zaza, dragging along anyone they can that has the membership card. "Man I wish Sofi was here..." They sigh.
The Gym Lord waves goodbye and Steph points you to the description she gave to Zaza
Chilling kinda vibe.
As everyone who's sorted out (I think it's just Caiman who's not either got a pass or chosen to continue without one) walks through the gym and she can see the occupants clearly. It's former bodybuilders, gym bros, all the worst people, with their protein shakes and tank tops, silly headbands and expressive trainers. Their expressions are just of abject misery as they lift really teeny tiny weights. Eventually she reaches the other side of the gym, which opens out into a big city, punctuated by skyscrapers. People in suits with briefcases are everywhere, engaged in a permanent rat race. The signs everywhere read 'Sisyphus Inc'
A serious looking tiefling with huge bat wings, deep green skin, curling ram horns and a really nice pinstriped suit sees you and beckons you over
Chilling kinda vibe.
Alloy frowns at the weightlifters. "Work for no reason. I know the feeling."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
The tiefling walks over and says, "Oh those guys think they have a reason, it's just not a good one. It's my employees who have no real purpose or value."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Aris puts an arm around Alloy. "No need to be gloomy, Aly. C'mon, let's see what this guy has to tell us."
They walk over to the tiefling, still occasionally making a headcount to make sure that everyone's with them. "Hello," they caution a wave at the person beckoning them over.
*Note: If Cai's not coming with them eventually I'll retcon all this lol*
"Hey! Welcome to Sisyphus City, planned area for the workers of Sisyphus Inc. How may I help you today?"
*OOC I think I'll work through that with cyno and just say that it happened before y'all moved on*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Hi. Do you think you could point us in the direction of Lucifer? Not sure if he has like a castle, or..." They look up and around them. "...a skyscraper. We're looking for our sister, and we hope that he can tell us where she is."
She laughs, "Why certainly, I can get you a city map. Unfortunately, infernal bureaucracy does mean I need to make up some kinda trial before I let adventurers pass. Lucifer gets annoyed if parties of heroes get to him really easily, he wants Hell a lot more scary."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Corporate heaven. Normal people hell. " Zaza sighs
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The green tiefling just gives her finger guns that convey a sense of, 'This. This one gets it'.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Sure...." Alloy sighs.
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"I'm sure if he was going for the scare factor, Asmodeus could share some tips."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Right. What do you have in store, then?"
"Hey, there's nothing more punishing to a soul than an office environment!" She seems genuinely hurt
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Just now, I haven't decided. This is such a drag, I hate being middle management."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Fear and impending doom are different. For example, one is stealthy and better at getting stuff done."
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"I'll show you the power of offices to bring misery! Nobody besmirches the evil power of corporations!"
Chilling kinda vibe.