"Ye think we did something to make these critters bitter? Hahahaha! Leon my boy how about 'holy smite! Extermination services! Lucky to be blessed!' !"
Attack the snakes I will!
Attack: 21 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
2nd attack Attack: 17 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
“Love the name old man. They teach you how to name things back in Abdar? I think they heard us talking about our business plans. Must have pissed em off something fierce.”
Gremryl smashes a small grouping of snakes that can’t move away fast enough two times successfully. It leaves two gooey messes of snake bits on the cavern floor.
Elmo strikes out twice at the unaware swarm of snakes and lands the first attack with a clean sweep of three snakes sliced nearly in half. The second attack misses and clang son the rocky cavern floor. Elmo swears he hears the snakes hissing in what sounds like laughter...it’s beyond irritating.
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Rowland attacks the snakes while talking to Leon
Attack: 11 Damage: 12
2nd Attack: 24 Damage: 8
”My Leon you are so damn handsome. It makes my ugly ass face jealous. Any girl would be lucky to have your company. I am lucky to be in your company. Can you teach me to be as cool as you?”
“Easy there Rowland. I see you have been hanging out with Elmo a little too much. I appreciate the complement but like I already told Elmo I prefer the company of women. Keep up the great work though. You are quite talented yourself there sir.”
”easy Rowland! I believe Leon fancies the ladies lad! Although Leon has a great beard I’ll give ye that! But since he in the sharing mood...Tell me lad what do you think about me? Am I the true figure of the mighty dwarven race!”
“You are a sexy bastard indeed. Though your beard is a little rougher than your son’s I can see where he gets his good looks. I can see how strong you are. Do you pray with the swoley bible at the temple of gains to the god of beefcakes?”
"Rowland you are a true admirer of strength and prowess lad! We didn't pray but rather forged our strength and Iron Forge or Moradins Muscles and Swollistice! buahahahaha! Lad, I don't be knowing what happens if we light this fungal jungle...but I don't mind making paste of these critters lad. Ye be in good shape yeself lad! must be the rangering! Do ye be counting ye carbs?"
“We may have awoken a nest of these pesky critters by me reckon, best to stomp them out lest they infect Hemeths fine city! Maybe we will earn some gold when we recount our exploit here smiting and smothering the vermin of the fungal jungle-!”
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Gremryl is up!
Elmo uses uncanny dodge as a reaction on that last attack
Rowland uses his reaction to sentinel attack the snakes
Attack: 24 Damage: 8
"Ye think we did something to make these critters bitter? Hahahaha! Leon my boy how about 'holy smite! Extermination services! Lucky to be blessed!' !"
Attack the snakes I will!
Attack: 21 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
2nd attack Attack: 17 Damage: 10 plus 1 fire damage
SS attack roll: 9
Dagger attack roll: 12
SS damage: 11
Dagger damage: 7
Snk dmg: 13
“Love the name old man. They teach you how to name things back in Abdar? I think they heard us talking about our business plans. Must have pissed em off something fierce.”
Gremryl smashes a small grouping of snakes that can’t move away fast enough two times successfully. It leaves two gooey messes of snake bits on the cavern floor.
Elmo strikes out twice at the unaware swarm of snakes and lands the first attack with a clean sweep of three snakes sliced nearly in half. The second attack misses and clang son the rocky cavern floor. Elmo swears he hears the snakes hissing in what sounds like laughter...it’s beyond irritating.
Mikey is gonna attack whatever enemy is most injured.
Attack 1=23
Damage 1=7
Attack 2=22
Damage 2=4
Leon moves in between the snakes and the centipedes and casts word of radiance for 5 damage on a failed DC 16 con save.
Leon looks over to Elmo. “I know this won’t heal your crotch rot but it’s a start.” Leon cast healing word at second level for 13 healing
“Yer a peach mate.” Elmo replies gratefully while scratching his crotch.
Rowland attacks the snakes while talking to Leon
Attack: 11 Damage: 12
2nd Attack: 24 Damage: 8
”My Leon you are so damn handsome. It makes my ugly ass face jealous. Any girl would be lucky to have your company. I am lucky to be in your company. Can you teach me to be as cool as you?”
“Easy there Rowland. I see you have been hanging out with Elmo a little too much. I appreciate the complement but like I already told Elmo I prefer the company of women. Keep up the great work though. You are quite talented yourself there sir.”
Gremryl yells over his shoulder
”easy Rowland! I believe Leon fancies the ladies lad! Although Leon has a great beard I’ll give ye that! But since he in the sharing mood...Tell me lad what do you think about me? Am I the true figure of the mighty dwarven race!”
Rowland turns to Grem
“You are a sexy bastard indeed. Though your beard is a little rougher than your son’s I can see where he gets his good looks. I can see how strong you are. Do you pray with the swoley bible at the temple of gains to the god of beefcakes?”
"Hmm, not sure what came over me. Friends, what do you say we light this fungal jungle aflame and see what critters are left afterwards?"
Rowland will attempt to retreat to a safe distance just outside the fungi and ready a torch awaiting the others reactions.
"Rowland you are a true admirer of strength and prowess lad! We didn't pray but rather forged our strength and Iron Forge or Moradins Muscles and Swollistice! buahahahaha! Lad, I don't be knowing what happens if we light this fungal jungle...but I don't mind making paste of these critters lad. Ye be in good shape yeself lad! must be the rangering! Do ye be counting ye carbs?"
Swarm of Snakes attacks Leon, deals 5 points of damage. Leon must make a Con Saving throw.
Swarm of Spiders attacks Mikey, deals 9 points of damage.
Swarm of Centipedes attacks Leon and it’s a critical hit, dealing 17 points of damage.
Con save 16
Con 16 passes!
“We may have awoken a nest of these pesky critters by me reckon, best to stomp them out lest they infect Hemeths fine city! Maybe we will earn some gold when we recount our exploit here smiting and smothering the vermin of the fungal jungle-!”