And now for something completely different......(DM: Argent) [Random Character Generation]

OOC: I think it's my turn, right?

Slate

Slate watched as Rowena nearly fell from the bridge and snarled, "Hey you, yea you with the messed up face" she said pointing at Orc who had thrown a javelin at Rowena, "Yield to the Storms Howl!" she then cast Toll the Dead and watched the orcs face to for a wince of pain.

OOC: It's a Wisdom DC 13 saving throw or take 4 necrotic damage (assuming it is miss hitpoints, elsewise it'll be 5 necrotic damage). I wish there was a feat that would allow me to swap out damage types on spells, I'd totally take it to make Toll the Dead a thunder based cantrip instead of necrotic.

[WIS save: 2]

The orc starts to make up an inappropriate song about the questionable parentage of Slate to the sound of the bells while doing a small dance.

Flint waves his arms over his head in a panic and screams "The dolorous tones of those bells have no effect! we're all doomed!" and continues to hide behind Slate

Thomas seems to agree with him and tries to throw poop at the orcs.....

[Poo fling: 16]

With a loud wet splat, he strikes one of the orcs square in the chest

Vonman is up!

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Flint waves his arms over his head in a panic and screams "The dolorous tones of those bells have no effect! we're all doomed!" and continues to hide behind Slate

Thomas seems to agree with him and tries to throw poop at the orcs.....

[Poo fling: 16]

With a loud wet splat, he strikes one of the orcs square in the chest

Vonman is up!

 ((OOG I come back to the game and I see poo is being thrown... YES!!!! I see I have a bunch of reading to do lmao Thanks for running Flint, buddy! )) 

((OOG Can Flint cast a spell as he is running around scared?))

(OOC - hehe no worries - wasn't sure when you'd be back so was just trying to move the adventure forward for everyone)

Snilloc’s Snowball Swarm cast on the orcs. 

Dex saves for half. 

8

[DEX save: 13

[DEX save: 9

Pretty sure both those save....so 4 points each?

After the poo....a flurry of snowballs assault the orcs but they manage to dodge most of it.

NOW I think it's Vonman's turn.....

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Flint waves his arms over his head in a panic and screams "The dolorous tones of those bells have no effect! we're all doomed!" and continues to hide behind Slate

Thomas seems to agree with him and tries to throw poop at the orcs.....

[Poo fling: 16]

With a loud wet splat, he strikes one of the orcs square in the chest

Vonman is up!

OOC: Maybe someone should have cast a light spell on the poop before the monkey threw it! LoL ;)

The lit crossbow bolt is over there FYI

I know as DM I shouldn't point these things out but I like y'all :P

OOC: Yeah I know but a dayglow poop covered orc makes for a good target! ;)

Von sets down the wand into a pocket and Palaemon draws a dagger out of Vonman’s pocket, throwing it at an Orc as Von draws a Yklwa. Nothing else, so.... attack!!

Pal’s Dagger Toss Attack: 15 Damage: 4 

(Only way to contribute without wasting the wand is to attack...)

Meanwhile, Rowena is inspired by this teamwork!

Even hiding behind the rocks on the other side of the gorge doesn't help as Palemon's dagger flies true and strikes the orc who falls backwards quite dead.

The other orc shouts a few choice words that bring in to question the nature of the liquid Palemon is made of.

"Alright, Von! What a shot! A truer hero I have never seen!" Flint says with enthusiasm. 

With that flash of enthusiasm, Rowena on the bridge is up, there is one orc left across the way - if you would like to continue across the bridge towards it I will need a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check please :)

Rowena Dexterity (Acrobatics) 19

You are determined I'll give you that

How about a Strength or Dexterity save now please (DC 10)

"Oh no, the crazy lady is slipping!"

Rowena Strength (Athletics) 18