And now for something completely different......(DM: Argent) [Random Character Generation]

Vonman gets knocked down by the wolf, but then stands back up and as he turns Palemon lashes out a noodley appendage and strikes the wolf across the snoot.  Then they both beat a hasty retreat back in to the hallway.

Flint yelps in surprise as Vonman etc boot scoot boogie past him and he makes a farting sound. From his outstretched hand a noxious cloud of gas erupts towards the dire wolf that attacked Vonman [poison spray]

[Wolf Save: 10]

The wolf seems to cough a bit but is otherwise unaffected by Flint's toot.

Sir Aldon's strike rings true against the wolf and it emits a small yelp and then growls at the human and eyes him warily.

Iroona's up! (and waiting for a STR check from Rowena)

@Argent

Check my post #319, I rolled Rowena STR Save in that post right after yours post asking for it!

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Sir Aldon goes for the wolf that's attacking Rowena. "Back foul creature! That's no way to treat a proper lady!"

Attack: 21 Damage: 8

 This too :)

My bad - I saw Sarcasticfury's post (he was posting at the same time as me) Rowena remains on her feet despite the wolf taking a bite out of her.

Iroona tries to keep out of Von's way as he hightails it back into the hallway. She angles herself so she can see the barbarian princess, and points two hands into the room. From one, a crackling strike of light shoots at the wolf. From the other, a soothing beam of light plays over Rowena.

Action: Eldritch blast at the wolf attacking Rowena: 22 to hit, for 2 force damage
Bonus Action: Healing Light (60 ft range) on Rowena, healing 3 hit points

The eldritch blast races out from Iroona's outstretched hand and slams in to the wolf while another beam of gentle soothing light washes over Rowena like warm bath water and heals her.

Slate! Whatcha got?

Slate

Slate looks at the Great Ulfe and chuckles, "I've seen a greater challenges opening jars of fruit! Feel the power of Talos the Untamed Storm!" she then points at the Great Ulfe and a crack of thunder pierces the air around him!

OOC: Casting Shatter centered on Great Ulfe, con save is 13, I am going to use Channel Divinity "Destructive Wrath" to make it do max damage. So that'll be 24 thunder damage on a failed save, and 12 on a save. Not sure if the wolves are within 10ft of Ulfe but if they are then they are affected as well.

[Ulfie Save: 21]

Ulfie grabs the sides of his head and starts to scream

"No.......Ulfie.....you.....jar........fruit......"

(OOC - had to edit post and screwed the first one up somehow)

Rowena is still on her feet and now up!  You've got a wolf still trying to gnaw on you.

Rowena swings her maul at the wolf 14 to hit, 14 damage

The wolf sort of steps back as Rowena's injured leg give out under her a bit and she swings the maul wide and it cracks in to the floor.

The massive ogre whom you assume to be Ulfie hefts his greataxe on to his shoulder and strides forward "Ulfie teach ugly earthman lesson!" and he swings his greataxe at Slate

[Greataxe: 25 Damage: 9 slashing.]

Buit apparently the echos of her Shatter spell still echoes around inside his head and he swings over her head.

The wolf facing Rowena will lunge forward and try to bite her again
[Bite: 20 Damage: 11 piercing - STR Save (DC 13) or knocked prone.]

And since Vonman retreated the other wolf looks around and sees Sir Aldon nearby and tries to bite him
[Bite: 17 Damage: 11 piercing - STR Save (DC 13) or knocked prone.]

But both wolves miss their targets....

Vonman's turn!

(Sorry. Busy.)

Von runs to the wolf near Rowena. Palaemon! Get him! He disengages, and Palaemon strikes at it before diving underwater again, and Von runs back.

Palaemon Attack: 19 Damage: 11

The wolf takes what amounts to a wet slap to the face and tries to shake it off but you notice it is starting to bleed from various wounds.

Flint peeks around from behind the group "This should do the trick - I learned this from the personal escort of a Pasha on night after too much elf wine!" 

and he will extend his hand towards Ulfie and a 4 inch sphere of arcane energy wobbles forth and flies towards the ogre!

[Chromatic orb: 17 Damage: 25 acid damage]

The arcane ball splashes in to the Great Ulfie's chest and acid starts to burn through his hide armor and he howls in rage!

Sir Aldon - bring it!

(So.. uh.. people still on break from Memorial Day?)

(OOC - Hopefully - I don't think I've been that bad as a DM yet heheh)

Sir Aldon once again tries to finish off the wolf attacking Rowena. 

Attack: 22 Damage: 10

Sir Aldon hits the wolf with his attack and the beast snarls at him, you can see they are starting to limp as they pace around

Iroona is up! (@Sarcasticfury were you going to run her or would you like me to?)

I'll run her. 

Iroona points a hand at the wolf attacking Rowena, trying to finish it off with an Eldritch Blast.

Attack: 17 Damage: 4

With some sort of arcane pent up aggression a large beam of arcane energy crackles forth from Iroona and the wolf is suddenly turned in to a cloud of red mist that slowly settles upon the floor.  The only thing left is the smell of ozone.

Slate it's your turn - there's one wolf and a bellowing ogre!

(Sarcasticfury can run Iroona any time!)