Blade slashes at Goblin3, and tries to avoid what ever Lucina is doing. (XD)

Attack: 11 Damage: 15

Omg..

“Chillax, dudes!  I just wanted a light. Apparently you beasties are too uptight around here?! Oh well.  Perhaps I need to speak with your boss?”

He then unlatches his greataxe and swings for the fences on Drake2:

Attack: 7 Damage: 9

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Alia! You hit!

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

66, 13

- Lucina, you lucked out on this one, make a DEX save, or trip and fall and lose your next turn.

- Blade your slash completely arcs wide and misses, catching your ankle on a piece of ground that's uneven. Make a DEX save, too, if you fail you trip, fall, hit your head, and are completely knocked out for the rest of the fight.

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Nope.

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Goblin1 fires at Alia!
Arrow Attack: 21 Damage: 5

Goblin3 shoots at Sir****ShitStack!
Arrow Attack: 23 Damage: 5

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Ok. That's it. It's Princes all over again. I can feel it. 13

Alia, in addition to the damage you take, you take another 4 damage as you feel the bolt pierce your liver.

Dex save of doom: 15

Fauna darts towards Goblin 1 after watching it hit Aila and brings her greataxe down on it before rearing up to kick it in a charge. 

Greataxe Attack: 21 Damage: 5

Charge Attack: 10 Damage: 9

(However if It dies from her greataxe she will instead RAGE)

DeX save: 6

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Both of those mees.

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1 

Drake1 bites at Belial!
Bite Attack: 18 Damage: 11
and swing's it's tail at Camilla!
Tail Attack: 20 Damage: 4

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin1#7, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1

Like a kicked soccer ball heading towards the goal, Camilla sprawls to the floor after the tail kick, the wind completely knocked out of her. She rolls over, gasping for breath, and launches a firebolt at the hurt goblin Alia attacked earlier.

Firebolt: Attack: 9 Damage: 1

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1

Drake2 attacks SirRushNAttack!
Bite Attack: 9 Damage: 10
Tail Attack: 16 Damage: 4

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1#5, Camilla3, Drake2#1

Alfred yells at the drake who unsuccessfully attacked him “CHILL OUT my dude!” before swiping back at him:

Attack on Drake2: 22 Damage: 13

Fighter Action Surge- Alfred takes a second swipe at Drake2:

Attack: 12 Damage: 4

Alia zaps Goblin3.

Attack: 21 Damage: 4

...**** YOU DICE ROLLER

Let's see if I can get its attention. Pulling out her shortsword and a dagger, the rogue will run out of the shadows after Drake 1 who just landed blows on Belial and Camilla. "Aye!" She'd shout from behind it, "I'm a tastier treat!"

Forget Me Not: 10 Damage: 9
Camilla's Gift: 10 Damage: 7
Shneak?: 5

Stacey will dash beside the drake running her blades along its side. Hoping she has its attention.
Cunning action: Dash

Able to keep her footing despite the embarrassing fumble, a red faced Lucina tries attacking the remaining goblin to feel better about herself!

Attack: 20 Damage: 8

Seeing her comrades fumble around, Belial goes for the sure thing and sends three magic missiles towards Drake 2

13 

Belial hits! Lucina misses! Space Cadet heets! Alia's spell fizzles completely in a huge explosion of arcane misfire. You are blinded until the end of your next turn. Alfred hits!

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Goblin3#7, Fauna5, Drake1(28), Camilla3, Drake2(22)

Goblin3 shoots at Belial!
Bolt Attack: 19 Damage: 7

LOL. Ok. The crossbow backfires terrible, and the bolt springs into the head of the goblin, killing it.

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Fauna5, Drake1(28), Camilla3, Drake2(22)

Fauna rushes towards Drake 1 and attempts to hit it with her great axe, rearing up to kick at it if it isnt dead. 

Greataxe Attack: 25 Damage: 16

Charge Attack: 14 Damage: 6

Alfred yells out to the entire crowd "Quit hitting each other!  Unless you're going for a hit of the bong, remember who the enemy is!"  and then proceeds to let out an ear-piercing belch, hopefully drawing the attention of every remaining enemy towards him.

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Fauna5, Drake1(28), Camilla3, Drake2(22)

Two hits!

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Fauna5, Drake1(10), Camilla3, Drake2(22)

Drake1 attacks Fauna!
Bite Attack: 13 Damage: 8
Tail Attack: 11 Damage: 6

Drake2 attacks Belial!
Bite Attack: 17 Damage: 10
Tail Attack: 23 Damage: 5

Camilla casts Firebolt at Drake1!
Firebolt Attack: 11 Damage: 3

Jesus ******* Christ...what the ****ery is THIS.

Sir****ShitStack gets hit AGAIN in the back my Camilla, who seeing that she hit you, screams "****!!"

Belial21, Spacey22, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Fauna5, Drake1(10), Camilla3, Drake2(22)

Con Save (DC14): 9

Belial is just barely able to call upon the power of the Shadowfell to keep her conscious. Barely. She's still very hurt after the Drake's assault. She retaliates with some magic missiles. 12

That was at Drake 2

OOC: This is unbelievable lol

Alia decides not to risk any more dice rolls shots while she's blind and having such bad luck, and just Helps Stacey!

Belial21, Spacey22HELPED, Alia14BLIND, Blade14KNOCKED OUT, SirNeverStealthsOrDoesAndFlees13, Lucina12, Fauna5, Drake1(10), Camilla3, Drake2(12)

Join us next week on the next episode of: It Wasn't Crispy's Fault The Players Died This Time, It Was The Dice Roller.

Or the Dice Gods. Right, Rasec?