Ari lowers her bow when Lyan suggests to move on. She'd just mutter to herself and follow the others into room 12 only for her to put her bow up and side step over to the next door. Ari won't fire, but she'll keep her eyes on them.
There aren't any empty seats since you all haven't killed any orcs yet. Let's see what for the main course. Ah, the platter cover is lifted. It's a tied up goblin! It's goblin for dinner. He's still alive, too.
"OMG, I think I will pass on that. And ... let's leave those orcs alone too - this is only natural when one thing eats another. The law of nature, nothing more. Let's get out. Fast. You wanted room 15, dear? We can backtrack, or go to 16 first, your choice. Just make it on the go."
"Gee Rick I thought we'd be fighting these guys not having lunch with them! Call me when you have a tough dungeon am I right kids? Anyway, Kiir walks forth into Room 16!"
"Why is everyone suddenly scared of a light-bulb? It must be some sort of energy source to power the dungeon, right dad? And we do not need to go under it. Or we can send Meeseek - for once some of them can be useful!" "Well, anyway, room 15 it to the left."
"Kids, stop it, this is not how you play this game!" Lyan does her best to pretend she actually knows the way to play it, remarks "it's Ari, dad, not so hard to remember!" and moves on to the next room.
After getting chastised by their mom, Summer hucks one more D20 at Morty when she turns to address Rick. "Yeah, it's Ari. Like literally, 3 letters Grampa."
(Haha I think that this point Rick would ******* shoot both of you.)
ROOM 15 - THE ROOM YOU ******** GET SHOT IN or THE BUTTLESS ZOMBIE ROOM
"It STINKS like old hamburger mean in here. Before you can come to appreciate the delicate bouquet, you see five zombies hunched over another rotten-looking figure in a plush-ass chair. It looks like the zombies are gesturing accusingly at the figure, which appears to be tied up. You miss a lot of the nuance of the zombie debate, though, since they're just grunting and moaning. If you wanted this room to be weirder, you're in luck - because these zombies got noooooo buuuuutttssss!"
Thats... A nice.. Chair. For zombies? Foul beasts must have killed and ate the true owners of this chair in their Butt-lust! Oh wait, Ari, maybe they know how to get your bottom back?.. Or MAYBE THEY ARE VICTIMS TOO....
Meatface looks around, bewildered and speaks out, in draconic,
Did you lose your butts to the trap we passed?
He also gestures to Ari, and over exaggerates a butt curve on himself
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Ari lowers her bow when Lyan suggests to move on. She'd just mutter to herself and follow the others into room 12 only for her to put her bow up and side step over to the next door. Ari won't fire, but she'll keep her eyes on them.
just an unstable unicorn.
Meatface looks around, and if there is an open seat, he will sit. Nodding in acknowledgement to any orc at the table, holding himself quite proper.
There aren't any empty seats since you all haven't killed any orcs yet. Let's see what for the main course. Ah, the platter cover is lifted. It's a tied up goblin! It's goblin for dinner. He's still alive, too.
"OMG, I think I will pass on that. And ... let's leave those orcs alone too - this is only natural when one thing eats another. The law of nature, nothing more. Let's get out. Fast. You wanted room 15, dear? We can backtrack, or go to 16 first, your choice. Just make it on the go."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"Gee Rick I thought we'd be fighting these guys not having lunch with them! Call me when you have a tough dungeon am I right kids? Anyway, Kiir walks forth into Room 16!"
(LOL Llamar!)
Alright room 16! Here we go, *****es!
ROOM 16 - MANY DOORS ROOM
At the center of this room floats a tiny orb of energy that lights the area up. The room has two other doors.
Perception on the orb? 4
Keth stares out from behind Meatface's meatsack at trhe orb, and points at it nervously.
"G-guys, that's probably dangerous too! I don't trust it!"
"Why is everyone suddenly scared of a light-bulb? It must be some sort of energy source to power the dungeon, right dad? And we do not need to go under it. Or we can send Meeseek - for once some of them can be useful!" "Well, anyway, room 15 it to the left."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Keth scrambles to hit the meseeks button.
"Hey man, go touch that orb!"
"Morty! I didn't give you consent to touch my box!"
just an unstable unicorn.
Morty glares at Summer from across the table. Keth hits the button like five more times.
"Meseeks! Go poke her! A lot!"
Is everyone in the room?
"HOOOWEEE CAN DO!" The meeseeks touches the orb.
Nothing happens. It's just a light source.
The other meeseeks poke Summer's character who ******* name I can't remember lol. A lot. Then vanish with a loud POUF.
Summer pegs Morty with one dice after another for each poke from the Meeseek's.
Ari would take her box to room 15.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Kids, stop it, this is not how you play this game!" Lyan does her best to pretend she actually knows the way to play it, remarks "it's Ari, dad, not so hard to remember!" and moves on to the next room.
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
(Could meatface jar up that orb of light?)
(Now, that a creative thinking! And use of a dungeon material too! :) )
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
After getting chastised by their mom, Summer hucks one more D20 at Morty when she turns to address Rick. "Yeah, it's Ari. Like literally, 3 letters Grampa."
just an unstable unicorn.
(Haha I think that this point Rick would ******* shoot both of you.)
ROOM 15 - THE ROOM YOU ******** GET SHOT IN or THE BUTTLESS ZOMBIE ROOM
"It STINKS like old hamburger mean in here. Before you can come to appreciate the delicate bouquet, you see five zombies hunched over another rotten-looking figure in a plush-ass chair. It looks like the zombies are gesturing accusingly at the figure, which appears to be tied up. You miss a lot of the nuance of the zombie debate, though, since they're just grunting and moaning. If you wanted this room to be weirder, you're in luck - because these zombies got noooooo buuuuutttssss!"
Meatface locks eyes with the chair.
Thats... A nice.. Chair. For zombies? Foul beasts must have killed and ate the true owners of this chair in their Butt-lust! Oh wait, Ari, maybe they know how to get your bottom back?.. Or MAYBE THEY ARE VICTIMS TOO....
Meatface looks around, bewildered and speaks out, in draconic,
Did you lose your butts to the trap we passed?
He also gestures to Ari, and over exaggerates a butt curve on himself