"NEVER is a harsh word to use, MORTY!"Rick says. "Plus you're learning a whole bunch of shit OUTSIDE of school. Who needs an education when you can have REAL WORRrrrrRRLD EXPERIENCE, MORTY!"
"Now we all have to think here, like a one big family. Jerry, don't you have 16 in your Intelligence? You should be solving those riddles like nothing!"
"I know, I know! I just need some time to think..." Jerry sits at the table making a face as if in deep thought, but inside the 'human music' song is playing on a loop.
"Of course I had to pick the room with a ******* riddle!" Summer would throw her hands up. "We're screwed if we have to rely on da- Keer? Kirt? Kyre? What kind of name is that, Jerry?" She'd snort. "Take a wild guess so we can kill something and move on. Next time I'll let mo-Lyan pick the next shitty room."
Ari will ready her bow looking around the room and will move furthest away from the mouth.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Meatface: When you poke the mouth with your javelin, you do no damage, and the mouth licks you for 3 shame damage. That's right. Shame damage. There's no ******* resistance for THAT.
Kiir: As you declare the letter L, the mouth laughs and laughs! "NO, IDIOTS!!! IT'S NOT 'L'!!"It just keeps laughing. EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR WEAPONS, YES EVERYTHING, magically teleports off of you. You're just left with your weapons.
Meatface stands at the table watching Rick, then deadpans to jerry. "GET. MY. SHIT. BACK. JERRY. I dont know what the **** you did, but were ****ed now.
Ari would squeal realizing that she is now naked instead of some of her weapons. She wouldn’t know whether to cover herself up or cover her eyes from seeing her family and meat members naked. She’d try to maneuver her weapons to cover herself up. “WHY DID YOU MAKE US NAKED! This is NOT the family bonding I had in mind!”
"I think I need to prey to the Goddess for the answer. Where is my iPad?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Oh hey, i think maybe Meatface learned riddles in his erm.. Noble.. Training?
History 11
Yes! Riddles he knows. But i don't know what this riddle means....
“H-how am I supposed to solve riddles Rick? You never let me go to school man!”
"NEVER is a harsh word to use, MORTY!" Rick says. "Plus you're learning a whole bunch of shit OUTSIDE of school. Who needs an education when you can have REAL WORRrrrrRRLD EXPERIENCE, MORTY!"
"Now we all have to think here, like a one big family. Jerry, don't you have 16 in your Intelligence? You should be solving those riddles like nothing!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"I know, I know! I just need some time to think..." Jerry sits at the table making a face as if in deep thought, but inside the 'human music' song is playing on a loop.
"Of course I had to pick the room with a ******* riddle!" Summer would throw her hands up. "We're screwed if we have to rely on da- Keer? Kirt? Kyre? What kind of name is that, Jerry?" She'd snort. "Take a wild guess so we can kill something and move on. Next time I'll let mo-Lyan pick the next shitty room."
Ari will ready her bow looking around the room and will move furthest away from the mouth.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Kiir Bravan is a brave and POWERFUL sorcerer Summer. In fact, Kiir Bravan has figured it out! It's L! L is next!" He says the the door
She'd hold her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
just an unstable unicorn.
"Why? What does it even mean? You know it worries me when you are so sure about something."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
“H-h-how are you sure it’s L? Man, this is gonna end up with something in my ass, isn’t it?!”
Meatface stifles a laugh at the table and in game just pokes the mouth with one of his remaining javelins. Not really an attack, but does it react?
"Haha, not to worry family! I am here to save the day." Jerry says with a confident smile.
Meatface: When you poke the mouth with your javelin, you do no damage, and the mouth licks you for 3 shame damage. That's right. Shame damage. There's no ******* resistance for THAT.
Kiir: As you declare the letter L, the mouth laughs and laughs! "NO, IDIOTS!!! IT'S NOT 'L'!!" It just keeps laughing. EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR WEAPONS, YES EVERYTHING, magically teleports off of you. You're just left with your weapons.
Rick falls off his chair, laughing tears.
The magic mouth disappears.
Meatface stands at the table watching Rick, then deadpans to jerry. "GET. MY. SHIT. BACK. JERRY. I dont know what the **** you did, but were ****ed now.
"Yes, as if that could go right... Let's just go to another room. Five, I assume."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
"I'm sorry! I thought that would go better!"
"Dad, how could you - Ari is your granddaughter!" "I know, Kiir, Jerry says the same thing every time."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Ari would squeal realizing that she is now naked instead of some of her weapons. She wouldn’t know whether to cover herself up or cover her eyes from seeing her family and meat members naked. She’d try to maneuver her weapons to cover herself up. “WHY DID YOU MAKE US NAKED! This is NOT the family bonding I had in mind!”
just an unstable unicorn.
“Oh god no! Why! Come one Rick! That’s my M-mom!”
Morty looks disgusted at the mental image of his naked family.
“Come on guys, we gotta get our shit back! We gotta get it back man!”