(Are you serious right now dice? 3-18 and you give me a 7?)

(Let's do the con save first: 23)

After taking a face full of apple, Mordekai wipes his face and his eyes have gone completely black. "I think negotiations are over." He points his finger at the first spirit and fires another barrage of missiles: 16. 

He then retreats 30 ft back and tries to take cover behind a tree or grave stone. 

Slurb casts Magic Missile at second level on the spirit, when it is his turn

3 damage.

2 damage.

5 damage.

4 damage.

Khan

The monk turns his attention to the Father and strikes rapidly at the bloated corpse. 

Attack: 18 Damage: 6

Attack: 17 Damage: 4

Attack: 10 Damage: 6

 Khan absolutely flubs his first strike and nearly loses his footing. The monk wipes back some stress as he appears to be losing his cool. 

Dex Save: 0, 14, 5

The Father takes quite a beating from Limine and Scab, especially after being doused with Fallion's Flames. The bloated man stands in place and takes a swig of the putrefying liquid in his tankard. The corrupting liquor seems to rejuvenate him! 

Heal: 7

The Mother continues throwing apples at members of the party. She notices Scab's attempt to hide and repositions to an area where she has a clean light of sight, tossing another hunk of decaying fruit. 

Attack: 15 Damage: 4

(On a hit, DC12 Con Save or poisoned) 

The Spirit is pummeled with magical darts, prompting her to cry in mortal pain. As tears well in her eyes, the party notices something is digging out of the graves marked Husband and Lisa! Whatever lies underneath, it will reach the top within a few seconds. 

(That was enough damage to trigger the next two family members)

Back to the party

Slurb shouts out, saying, "Get away from the spirit and Father! I am going to cast a spell, and I don't want to hit my allies!"

If Khan moves away from the Father, he runs up and casts Thunderwave.

Seeing that the fight is far from over, Mordekai will take a breath and ask for the blessing of the Knowing Lady. 

(I will cast bless on myself, Khan, and Fallion. Add 1d4 to all attack rolls and saving throws). 

The Father and the Spirit need to make a DC 13 con save, take 14 thunder damage, or half on a successful save.

Scab narrowly evades the hunk of fruit and proceeds to scamper away, taking another shot at the occupied Father before attempting to fade in the underbrush, away from the eyes of The Mother. 

Action - Shortbow Attack: 24 Damage: 18
Bonus Action - Hide: 25

Scab's HP: 17/24 - Stress: 3 

Fallion leaps out of the way at Slurb's warning, his heart pounding. He grits his teeth... it's a shame he must turn to magic for fortifying his resolve but he holds one hand over the pendent hanging around his neck while reciting a phrase in the old Elven tongue that even he does not know the meaning of.

(Protection from Evil and Good is on Fallion. Hopefully this will nullify the screams... or at least dampen it.)

He takes this brief respite to stoke his fighting spirit.

(Can't believe I almost forgot about second wind. Heals 4)

Seeing that there are multiple targets now, Limine will use a spell that can hit more than just one enemy. She casts Scorching Ray and hurls the three bolts at the mother, the father and the spirit itself.

(I'm assuming I have an advantage since I can see them and they can't see me.)

Mother: Attack: 21 Damage: 7
Father: Attack: 11 Damage: 7
Spirit: Attack: 19 Damage: 5

I said I have an advantage but forgot to actually add the advantage. Genious.
Second roll on Mother: 16
Father: 9
Spirit: 16

Since hit on father is now a crit I add to the damage above 2d6. 3

Khan shrugs as Slurb yells at him to get out of the way. The monk disengages from the fray and begins to think about tending his wounds. 

Husband and Lisa

CON Save: Father 5, Spirit 1

Slurb's Thunderwave sends the Spirit and the Father reeling! The weakened father is struck by a Scab's arrow, and Limine's Scorching Ray is enough to finish it. She gains 7 Temporary HP. Limine's rays of flame also strikes the mother and spirit. The Spirit, strangely, seems to resist the fire though the flames makes her eyes go wide in fear. 

The dirt is flung upwards as two more corpses dig themselves out of the graves. Out of the Husband grave arises the desiccated corpse of a man in scraps of steel armor. His chest is open- his pulsating heart emerges from his body, which he holds in his hands. 

Out of the Lisa grave arises the barely identifiable corpse of a woman, wearing a tattered barmaid's costume. Her face has been completely consumed by pink fungal growth, forming the shape of a grotesque inverted pair of lips. She holds a pitcher in one hand. 

As they leave their graves, the Husband and Lisa hold each other's hands and begin advancing towards the party. At the sight of this strange affection, the Spirit completely loses it and screams in agony! However, her wail seems to be weaker than before...

(DC 11 CON Save, take 8 psychic damage or half on a success. Gain 2 Stress, or half on a successful Save. Remember to add your bless bonuses, and Fallion has advantage due to Protection from Good and Evil.) 

The Husband's heart opens it's pores, out of which come a cloud of insects. They swarm around Slurb, gnashing and biting at his skin. 

(DC 12 Con Save or take 6 damage and move 5 feet in a random direction, similar to the Infestation spell.) 

Lisa stands by and hugs the Husband. A dark aura seems to glow around them, offering some eldritch protection. 

(Disadvantage to hit the Husband and Lisa.) 

Meanwhile, the Mother can still see Scab and throws another poisoned apple at the kobold. 

Attack: 10 Damage: 5

(On a hit, DC12 Con Save or poisoned) 

Back to the party. 

Con save: 18

Out of new ideas, Limine will keep using the reliable Eldritch Blast. This time, she aims at the mother.

Attack: 11 Damage: 13

I keep forgetting the advantage :/

Second roll: 23

(Scab still has his earplugs in - would that count towards anything for the Con save for the scream?)

Regardless, Scab dodges another apple, taking advantage of The Husband’s proximity to Slurb to send an arrow directly at the heart the corpse is holding.

Action - Shortbow Attack: 20 dealing 19 piercing damage.
Bonus Action: Scab scampers behind another few trees, attempting to duck behind a branch when the Mother isn’t watching. Stealth: 28

Apologies for the rinse-and-repeat playstyle; Rogues can be like that sometimes when something’s pursuing them that isn’t occupied by something else!

Note: I was on mobile, therefore the critical hit deals another 11 damage.

Summary:
HP - 17
Stress - 2 

Con save -  22

Cumulative stress - 3
HP still at 17.

Slurb's save: 11

Slurb's save from the insects: 11

Slurb turns, and point blank unleashes his breath weapon on the spirit, and any of the undead behind her.

DC 12 dex save to only take half of 3 acid damage.

(Con Save: 12)

Ignoring the family reunion, Mordekai digs his heels in and continues his assault on the troubled spirit. 

Ellllllldriitch Blaaaaast: Attack: 19 Damage: 9

A stout figure quietly enters the tavern. He shakes the rain out of his cloaks hood and drops it, revealing a rusty skinned half-orc. He approaches the barkeep, a ruck sack slung over his shoulder.

"A room. For one please. If you have them. Nothin' fancy." 

He smells of tobacco smoke and travel. His form is somewhat squat, with just the rumour of a belly at his midsection. 

"And an ale."

As he waits for his order he takes up a post at the bar rail, and scans the room.

(Sorry if I'm interrupting your fight! Get to me when that makes sense.)