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"By the Order of the Rusty Buckets, I have come to cleanse this place!" Huddle declares and brings his sword down upon a statue.
[Longsword: 19 Damage: 7]
With another emphatic 'Quack' Mort explains the fine details of crystalline structures and their place in modern architecture, and Dwayne tries to stick a statue.
Statue2 punches at Jed! Punch Attack: 16 Damage: 3
Statue1 punches at Manny! Punch Attack: 8 Damage: 3
Statue4 punches at Ja! Punch Attack: 3 Damage: 1
Statue3 punches at Wurzel! Punch Attack: 17 Damage: 1
CAST OF UNUSUAL SUSPECTS MERLIN:Victor the Rat Catcher(AC9/HP0)ASH, Red the Dyer(AC11/HP2), Jed the Wheat Farmer(AC10/HP0)SOCKED NOPE: Oliver the Ostler(AC10/HP3), Ja the Forester(AC11/HP4), Jo(AC11/HP0)DUST DRAGONDENN:Hilda the Fruit Vendor(AC10/HP0)BROKEN, Manny the Merchant(AC11/HP2), Thia the Falconer(AC11/HP1) ARGENT: Three Fingered Dwayne the Parsnip Farmer(AC9/HP4), Toothless Thorley the Shroom Farmer(AC10/HP0)SPEARED, Huddle the Squire(AC11/HP4) RASEC: Matthew the Gambler(AC9/AC6), Varric the Curpurse(AC11/HP0)ASH, Damien the Squire(AC10/HP3) DAVE:Frank the Squire(AC10/HP0)SQEWERED, Spencer the Squire(AC9/HP2), Wurzel the Turnip Farmer(AC10/HP1)
Damien will strike out at Statue1, with Matthew attacking Statue2.
Damien's Attack: 4 Damage: 8
Matthew's Attack: 11 Damage: 2
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP8),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Damien and Matthew miss!
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP8),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Ja and Oliver snap out of it.
Initiative: 15
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP8),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Ja slashes are Statue(2) with the longsword. Oliver follows with his BFS.
Ja Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Oliver Attack: 19 Damage: 1
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"By the Order of the Rusty Buckets, I have come to cleanse this place!" Huddle declares and brings his sword down upon a statue.
[Longsword: 19 Damage: 7]
With another emphatic 'Quack' Mort explains the fine details of crystalline structures and their place in modern architecture, and Dwayne tries to stick a statue.
[Pitchfork: 19 Damage: 6
Tabaxi with a penchant for shenans. He will....shenan again...
Jed to Statue2: "C'mere you walking pile o' money! Let me get a piece of ya!"
Jed's pitchfork attack on Statue2: Attack: 13 Damage: 1
Red to Jed: "I don't think those statues are going to go down that easily....might want to actually hit 'em for once!"
Red's staff attack on Statue2: Attack: 17 Damage: 3
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP8),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Ja and Oliver miss! Huddle and Dwayne miss!
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP8),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Jed hits! Red also hits! Nicely done!
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP4),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Frustrated, Ja lets out a scream as the elf slashes again...this time at Statue(1)
Attack: 3 Damage: 5
Oliver, unsure how to respond, echoes the elf’s war cry, but it sounds much more like a damsel in distress who had come across a spider in the loo.
Attack: 16 Damage: 2
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP4),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP6), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Ja fumbles! Oliver hits! LOL nice warcry.
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP4),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Statue2 punches at Jed!
Punch Attack: 16 Damage: 3
Statue1 punches at Manny!
Punch Attack: 8 Damage: 3
Statue4 punches at Ja!
Punch Attack: 3 Damage: 1
Statue3 punches at Wurzel!
Punch Attack: 17 Damage: 1
CAST OF UNUSUAL SUSPECTS
MERLIN: Victor the Rat Catcher(AC9/HP0)ASH, Red the Dyer(AC11/HP2), Jed the Wheat Farmer(AC10/HP0)SOCKED
NOPE: Oliver the Ostler(AC10/HP3), Ja the Forester(AC11/HP4), Jo(AC11/HP0)DUST
DRAGONDENN: Hilda the Fruit Vendor(AC10/HP0)BROKEN, Manny the Merchant(AC11/HP2), Thia the Falconer(AC11/HP1)
ARGENT: Three Fingered Dwayne the Parsnip Farmer(AC9/HP4), Toothless Thorley the Shroom Farmer(AC10/HP0)SPEARED, Huddle the Squire(AC11/HP4)
RASEC: Matthew the Gambler(AC9/AC6), Varric the Curpurse(AC11/HP0)ASH, Damien the Squire(AC10/HP3)
DAVE: Frank the Squire(AC10/HP0)SQEWERED, Spencer the Squire(AC9/HP2), Wurzel the Turnip Farmer(AC10/HP1)
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP4),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Fumble roll for Ja. 2
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Reflex:4
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
Tony Ja bails fast and hard. He spends his turn kissing the ground.
Wurzel goes for Statue2, still standing after the fairly solid thump.
Attack: 14 Damage: 5
Spenser pauses a moment, and then seeing that Wurzel let his enthusiasm get the better of him, attacks Statue2...
Attack: 14 Damage: 8
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue2(14)(AC12/HP4),Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Holy smokes, Spencer kills Statue2!
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Huddle slows his breathing just like Sir Knucklebump taught him to and swings again
[Longsword: 13 Damage: 3]
Dwayne still not sure why he's trying to kill the pretty sparkly critters, stabs out again
[Pitchfork: 15 Damage: 8
Tabaxi with a penchant for shenans. He will....shenan again...
Cringing near Thia, Manny tries to strike statue1 again...
To hit: 20 damage: 1
Thia, seeing her employer miss, yet again, tries to hit statue1 as well...
To hit: 6 damage: 2
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP8), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Thia and Manny miss! Who did Huddle hit?
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5
Damien keeps turns his attention towards Statue1, whilst Matthew swings hard at Statue4.
Damien's Attack: 3 Damage: 8
Matthew's Attack: 2 Damage: 3
GAZING INTO...DEATH
Merlin19, Nope15, Statue1(14)(AC12/HP4), Statue4(13)(AC12/HP1), Statue3(7)(AC12/HP8), DragonDenn6, Dave6, Argent5, Rasec5