"I heard that there was some sort of adventure to be had here. My last party did not fare well so I had retired from the road, but when I heard of this adventure, I figured a bunch of immature children might show up and decided that whatever guidance I might be able to offer would be useful in preventing more aimless death. But if you two are an example of the kinds of people to be found here, then maybe my guidance won't be so necessary."
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“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
"I heard that there was some sort of adventure to be had here. My last party did not fare well so I had retired from the road, but when I heard of this adventure, I figured a bunch of immature children might show up and decided that whatever guidance I might be able to offer would be useful in preventing more aimless death. But if you two are an example of the kinds of people to be found here, then maybe my guidance won't be so necessary."
Weldric chuckles softly and smiles. “The gods don’t make mistakes. You wouldn’t have been drawn here if it wasn’t for a purpose.”
“Wait, did you folks say adventure?” Celsior says, as he stands nearby to you in the crowd. “If you are adventuring, do you think you could have room for one more?”
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“Wait, did you folks say adventure?” Celsior says, as he stands nearby to you in the crowd. “If you are adventuring, do you think you could have room for one more?”
“Of course you may join us. I believe we will need all the help we can get. By the way, I am Weldric Paladin of Morktouerwyld”
"I have been told I have a great destiny to fulfill, yet not what that destiny is. Perhaps this is it, thus I have come. Also, werever i go, I search for my sister, my last surviving family member, and the one who gave me this when I was young." Jaikul points to a scar on his left cheek that starts at the edge of his mouth, then widens till it reaches his ear.
"I would not want to cross that sister of yours! She sounds like a piece of work." Bryttin says as she sees the scar. "We also seemed to have amassed quite the crowd! I suppose we should all introduce ourselves again... My name is Bryttin and well met to you all."
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“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
“My name is Celsior! A delight to meet all of you friends!” Celsior says brightly, offering his hand out
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“Oh!” Ceslsior panics, readjusting the short sleeved vest he was wearing to cover his pistols. “Um, they’re nothing.” He quickly says, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.
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“Well, it’s not that I have them that I’m worried about, I’m worried about how I have them....” he says, somewhat quietly and abashed
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"Oh. Sorry. Jaikul Rothenel." Jaikul bows slightly.
"Well met to both of you then. Is there any particular reason that you took that godawful boat ride to get to this place?" She inquires as they walk.
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
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“My temple sent me here...they told me I would assist in a great mission...the Priests could tell me nothing more...So, what brings you two here?”
"I heard that there was some sort of adventure to be had here. My last party did not fare well so I had retired from the road, but when I heard of this adventure, I figured a bunch of immature children might show up and decided that whatever guidance I might be able to offer would be useful in preventing more aimless death. But if you two are an example of the kinds of people to be found here, then maybe my guidance won't be so necessary."
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
Weldric chuckles softly and smiles. “The gods don’t make mistakes. You wouldn’t have been drawn here if it wasn’t for a purpose.”
“Wait, did you folks say adventure?” Celsior says, as he stands nearby to you in the crowd. “If you are adventuring, do you think you could have room for one more?”
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Faustus also chimes in, “Adventure, yes. Let’s have at it!”
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”I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams
”I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.” - Mark Twain
“Of course you may join us. I believe we will need all the help we can get. By the way, I am Weldric Paladin of Morktouerwyld”
"I have been told I have a great destiny to fulfill, yet not what that destiny is. Perhaps this is it, thus I have come. Also, werever i go, I search for my sister, my last surviving family member, and the one who gave me this when I was young." Jaikul points to a scar on his left cheek that starts at the edge of his mouth, then widens till it reaches his ear.
"I would not want to cross that sister of yours! She sounds like a piece of work." Bryttin says as she sees the scar. "We also seemed to have amassed quite the crowd! I suppose we should all introduce ourselves again... My name is Bryttin and well met to you all."
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
“My name is Celsior! A delight to meet all of you friends!” Celsior says brightly, offering his hand out
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Jaikul turns to Bryttin, "The scar truthfully came from an accident." He turns to the others, "I am Jaikul Rothenel."
“Hail and we’ll met Celsior...A pleasure to have you with us” Weldric says as he shakes his hand.
"What are those things on your belt?" Bryttin asks as she points to Celsior's belt "They look dangerous."
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
“Oh!” Ceslsior panics, readjusting the short sleeved vest he was wearing to cover his pistols. “Um, they’re nothing.” He quickly says, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.
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Weldric notices Celsior’s pistols and looks knowingly at him. “No worries my friend. We were bound to find out eventually.”
“Well, it’s not that I have them that I’m worried about, I’m worried about how I have them....” he says, somewhat quietly and abashed
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@Smokehorn Have we reached the admissions desk yet?
“The mark of a successful DM is when you have caused more player deaths with doors than dragons, demons, or devils.”
Jerigg chuckles at the comment. Clearly the little man takes great pride in their possession. He should be proud and show them off!
"I will join you all as well. Two dragons are always better than one", he nods at the other Dragonborn.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale