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note to self: threats work, prayers to the dice gods don't
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Which character are you using?
the ordinary epic one.
The Fighter? I can't beat that initiative so you're up
I action down a potion of giant size, action surge down a potion of haste, and haste action attack.
Attack: 25 Damage: 27
Legendary Action: Time Stop for 2 turns
Turn 1: Take off my +3 shield and activate my Magic Endowment on the Sword of Zariel.
Turn 2: Time Stop again, 4 turns
okay. at least the very specific gods of time stop dice rolls have decided that you aren't going to have long
Turn 1: Potion of Giant Size
Turn 2: Potion of Invulnerability
Turn 3: Channel Divinity
Turn 4: Potion of Speed
Turn 5: Trance of Order and attack 4 times.
After that, it's my turn again so I attack 4 more times.
I already halved all the radiant damage, so you take exactly what the damage says
Attack: 31 Damage: 60
Attack: 37 Damage: 54
Attack: 31 Damage: 55
Attack: 40 Damage: 52
Attack: 31 Damage: 57.5
Attack: 31 Damage: 49
Attack: 38 Damage: 42
what did you do to anger the dice gods?
Good question. 8 rolls and not a single one of them higher than 7
I think that you angered the dice gods when you threatened them but they rolled a nat 1 to hit and then hit me instead
Defensive Duelist on the first 4, they miss
legendary action: attack. Attack: 32 Damage: 18
I too swig a potion of invulnerability, then I action surge attack with my 6 attacks (extra attack feat) along with a haste attack.
Attack: 22 Damage: 25, Attack: 25 Damage: 17, Attack: 29 Damage: 21, Attack: 24 Damage: 18, Attack: 37 Damage: 16, Attack: 19 Damage: 22, Attack: 33 Damage: 23
sorry if I miscounted, I copy/pasted them, and I might have accidentally done one more or less. if more, take the first 7, if less, I'll roll it in another post
one crit (#5), extra damage from it: 18
total damage from that: 18
17 damage yea?
no, I did the calculator. 18. because it's a massive increase in damage.
and bonus action second wind for 30
But... (16+18)/2 is 17
note to self: threats work, prayers to the dice gods don't
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Which character are you using?
the ordinary epic one.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
The Fighter? I can't beat that initiative so you're up
I action down a potion of giant size, action surge down a potion of haste, and haste action attack.
Attack: 25 Damage: 27
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Legendary Action: Time Stop for 2 turns
Turn 1: Take off my +3 shield and activate my Magic Endowment on the Sword of Zariel.
Turn 2: Time Stop again, 4 turns
okay. at least the very specific gods of time stop dice rolls have decided that you aren't going to have long
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Turn 1: Potion of Giant Size
Turn 2: Potion of Invulnerability
Turn 3: Channel Divinity
Turn 4: Potion of Speed
Turn 5: Trance of Order and attack 4 times.
After that, it's my turn again so I attack 4 more times.
I already halved all the radiant damage, so you take exactly what the damage says
Attack: 31 Damage: 60
Attack: 37 Damage: 54
Attack: 31 Damage: 55
Attack: 40 Damage: 52
Attack: 31 Damage: 57.5
Attack: 31 Damage: 49
Attack: 31 Damage: 55
Attack: 38 Damage: 42
what did you do to anger the dice gods?
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Good question. 8 rolls and not a single one of them higher than 7
I think that you angered the dice gods when you threatened them but they rolled a nat 1 to hit and then hit me instead
Defensive Duelist on the first 4, they miss
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
legendary action: attack. Attack: 32 Damage: 18
I too swig a potion of invulnerability, then I action surge attack with my 6 attacks (extra attack feat) along with a haste attack.
Attack: 22 Damage: 25, Attack: 25 Damage: 17, Attack: 29 Damage: 21, Attack: 24 Damage: 18, Attack: 37 Damage: 16, Attack: 19 Damage: 22, Attack: 33 Damage: 23
sorry if I miscounted, I copy/pasted them, and I might have accidentally done one more or less. if more, take the first 7, if less, I'll roll it in another post
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
one crit (#5), extra damage from it: 18
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
total damage from that: 18
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
17 damage yea?
no, I did the calculator. 18. because it's a massive increase in damage.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
and bonus action second wind for 30
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
But... (16+18)/2 is 17