Good to know...

Goodness me! Are you already getting ready to fight me?

I'm always getting ready to fight everyone, it just happens that you're the only person who does prep time so I need to plan around that

John Wick's initiative: 13

OK then. You go first.

I shoot at you. I apparently have four attacks on my turn

To hit: 25 damage: 44

To hit: 25 damage: 33

To hit: 31 damage: 22

To hit: 15 damage: 27

You can try. I am hidden and invisible. Try and find me first.

Fine. I shoot the weird looking ripple that is always how you know where an invisible person is.

I have to go but just so you know, my feet make no sound (Boots of Elvenkind) so you can't track me by noise or sight.

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Fine. I shoot the weird looking ripple that is always how you know where an invisible person is.

Why would there be a ripple? And it's dark and misty. Good luck with that.

Oh, and even if you do happen to find me somehow, then you still need to reroll those attacks because disadvantage.

I toss down a bottle of Alchemist's fire., lighting up the area.

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I shoot at you. I apparently have four attacks on my turn

To hit: 23 damage: 33

To hit: 15 damage: 28

To hit: 24 damage: 28

To hit: 14 damage: 33

 Ranger, just want to remind you that guns have a reload score, the Antimatter rifle takes two shots before you need to reload it using an attack or an action ( or bonus action )

Thank you for reminding me!

Where are you throwing this bottle? Either way, it probably won't light me up (I'm an archer, I'm well out of anything that resembles throwing range) and if it does, then I cast Shield with one of my ranger spell slots, so they will all miss.

I'm going to take my turn now:

I make you the target of my Hexblade's Curse.

Then, Attack: 26 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Attack: 23 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

(Dread Ambusher) Attack: 26 Damage: 35

(Action Surge) Attack: 28 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

Attack: 25 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.

(Action Surge, Dread Ambusher) Attack: 18 Damage: 38

Purple Worm and Drow Poison coats all of these, so make 6 DC 19 constitution saves to halve any damage from hits. Then on the last attack that hits, you'll need to make a DC 13 Con save to stay awake.

The damage rolls from those first 2 attacks (ones that hit) didn't work, so here they are: 32

 34

And I can apply these affects after knowing whether attacks hit or not so:

I'll use Eldritch Smite on you 3 times (5th level spell slots): 28 17 28

The last attack uses banishing attack: DC 14 Cha save or be banished for your turn.

The first attack uses Shadow Arrow, so 11

And then for those 3 worm poisons: 46 45 37

Also, Alchemist's Fire uses an action, so did you take Action Surge?

And before these attacks, if you lit up the area 150ft away from you then I moved out of the area to regain the advantage on those attacks.

Even if you succeed on every save then you still die, so don't bother rolling them.

i die