Peri, Sonny and Viola climbed out of the crevasse, rejoining Rose and Verne at the top. They shared their findings, and Verne offered no argument that Sonny should hold onto the sword. When Peri pulled out the spell scroll, Rose, having recovered from her shock, rushed forward.
"Is that what I think it is?" she asked, excitedly.
"I think so. Check it out," Peri smiled as they held it out to her. Rose snatched it up and began analyzing the inscriptions on the ribbon and the side of the parchment. Her eyes widened as she took in each rune.
"This is fantastic," she whispered, "it's a scroll of augury!"
"Isn't that a fancy name for an eggplant?" Peri tilted their head in confusion.
"No, not 'aubergine', 'augury'," Rose explained. "It's a spell that allows me to predict the future."
"Wowee, that's impressive." the tabaxi mewed.
"I agree. Thank you for finding this for me, Peri." Rose smiled.
"Actually, Viola's the one who found the chest," Peri offered.
Rose turned to face the rogue, who flushed and avoided eye contact. The witch's mouth formed a hard line, but after a moment she said, "Thank you, Viola. I really appreciate it."
"Yeah, sure. You're welcome." The rogue grumbled.
The others sighed inwardly, accepting that it was probably the best outcome they could have hoped for. With that resolved, the party continued down an adjacent hallway, exiting the cavern. As the natural stone gave way to flagstone, Verne held up his hand, pointing to a nearby door. Through it, the party could hear gruff voices shouting.
"Lick the floor!" "Roll like a dog!" "Eyes to the floor, worm!"
Each of these commands was followed by cruel laughter. Sonny scowled and moved towards the door, but the elf grabbed his arm. "I understand your anger, my friend, but we must proceed strategically. Allow Viola and I to scout ahead and get into position. We will signal the rest of you when the time is right."
Verne quietly opened the door and peered into what appeared to be barracks. At the center of the room were three bugbears, all of whom were tormenting a lone goblin by barking orders at it and threatening or striking it when it didn't comply fast enough. While they were distracted Verne stepped through the door and slinked around to the opposite side of the room, silently knocking an arrow and aiming for the largest bugbear.
Viola soon followed, quietly striding through the door. But as she turned to find a place to hide, a silver coin dropped from her overstuffed pocket, landing with a treasonous clink. The bugbears snapped their heads around, all staring at the startled rogue, who smiled sheepishly as she scrambled to recover the coin. Before any of them could make a move, Verne let his arrow fly, landing squarely between the bugbear's shoulder blades. The bugbear roared, and chaos broke out.
The bugbear turned and dashed towards the elf, its mouth frothing with rage. It pulled a morningstar from one of the nearby beds and swung it, slamming hard into the elf's ribs. Seeing this, Viola ran at the attacking bugbear, slashing at its legs with both blades. The attack was shallow, but effectively drew the attention away from Verne. Unfortunately for the halfling, it also drew the attention of the other bugbears, one of which ran to the halfling and slammed its morningstar into the back of her head, sending her crashing to the ground.
Rose rushed into the room and, seeing the direness of the situation, drew a fistful of rose petals from her component pouch. With a pulse of pink energy, all three of the bugbears grew drowsy, their limbs growing heavy with slumber. Peri saw Viola on the ground and revived her with a healing word before firing a burst of sacred flame, which the bugbear, despite its drowsiness, managed to barely evade.
Sonny dashed through, interposing himself between the bugbears, Verne and Viola. As he ran, he attempted to slash at one of the bugbears, but in his haste, he mistimed his strike, missing entirely. Thankfully, it ended up not being necessary, as the furthest bugbear slumped to the ground as Rose's enchantment took its full effect. The beast began snoring loudly, its arms folded beneath it.
Now confined to close quarters, Verne abandoned his longbow in favor of his short sword and scimitar. He thrust in with the short sword, plunging deep into the bugbear's chest. He attempted to make an additional strike with his scimitar, but the pain from the earlier blow racked his ribs and threw off his aim. He ducked back behind Sonny, gasping for air. The bugbear, brought back to lucidity from the pain of Verne's attack, swung his morningstar at the elf, but instead found Sonny's shield, which easily deflected the blow.
Viola sprang to her feet and gritted her teeth, glaring at the bugbears. She slipped behind Sonny, watching the bugbear's feet for just the right moment before springing forward and plunging her short sword into the monster's belly, dropping it to the ground in a pool of viscera. She then darted forward and swiped at the bugbear that had struck her with her scimitar, cutting deep across the knee before scampering to join Verne behind Sonny.
The bugbear ran forward, trailing blood from its knee as it swung, but it met the same frustrating obstacle that its fellow had, as Sonny effortlessly shrugged off the heavy blow. Seeing the bugbears agitated awake, Rose grumbled under her breath, "For goodness' sake, why do I even bother?" The witch stowed her component pouch, and drew her wand, letting loose a fire bolt that exploded on impact, filling the room with the stench of burning hair.
Peri ran into the room, yowling with their mace held high. They leaped at the bugbear, swinging at its head, but it managed to sidestep fast enough to avoid the potentially fatal blow. The bugbear swaggered, ducking and sidestepping a barrage of sword strokes. Getting cocky, he leaned forward and sneered, not noticing the halfling who had darted in just beneath its chin. She thrusted up with her short sword, piercing through the bugbear's throat, and dropping the beast to the floor into a pool of its own blood.
The party panted, battered and bruised from their battle. Viola wiped the bugbears' blood off of her blades, but no sooner did she move to store them than the goblin stood up from the floor and rushed towards her with arms outstretched. Viola got ready to strike, but stopped when she heard the goblin yell, "Oh, thank you, thank you!" as he wrapped his arms around the halfling in a tight embrace.
"Ahh, guys? It's hugging me." Viola held her blades above her head and looked to Verne, who shook his head in mild amusement. The rogue, having had more than enough, pushed the goblin away.
"Apologies, miss," the goblin squeaked, stepping back, holding their hands up in surrender. "I did not mean to overstep. I'm just so happy to be free of those brutes."
"Yeah, no problem, just don't touch me again, 'kay?" Viola frowned, stowing her blades.
The goblin flinched, but said, "Yes ma'am, of course, ma'am."
"What is your name, friend?" Verne asked, sitting on one of the nearby beds.
"Droop, at your service, sir." The goblin stood at attention and bowed low, his long ears nearly touching the floor.
"You need not bow to us, my friend," Verne offered, but the goblin shook his head.
"I must, sir. 'Tis the code of the goblins. He who defeats the old chief becomes the new chief, and I am honor bound to serve." Droop gestured towards Viola.
The halfling grinned mischievously. "Ooh, I've never had a minion before. So, if I were to ask you to go find me some treasure-" Before she had even finished the sentence, Droop dashed over to one of the fallen bugbears, plucked his head up from the pool of blood on the floor, ripped off its gem-encrusted eye patch and slapped it into the rogues hand. Viola's grin vanished and she stood, stunned and more than a little disgusted at the dripping wet token. "Alrighty then," Viola mumbled, shaking the blood from the eyepatch and inspecting the inlaid stones.
"How did you come to work for the Redbrands, Droop?" Verne asked.
"It isn't the Redbrands I worked for, really, I served Was-chief Mosk," the goblin explained, gesturing to the bugbear he'd taken the eyepatch from. "Was-chief Mosk received orders to scout Phandalin from one called The Black Spider, and I went with."
The party looked at each other, recognizing the name from their interrogation of the Rebrands back at the Sleeping Giant. "Did you meet this 'Black Spider'?" Verne asked. Droop shook his head sadly and said, "No, sir. Only Was-chief Mosk spoke with them. I was simply told where to go and what to do, as is my station."
"You shouldn't say that, man," Sonny frowned. "don't let people make you feel less than just because of some stupid code."
Droop winced, and grumbled under his breath, clearly torn between wanting to argue and not wanting to offend his new chief. Finally, he said, "Perhaps, sir."
"So if you've been working here for a while, can you get us around the place?" Viola asked.
Droop smiled and said, "Yes, ma'am. I know where most all of the Redbrands are and where all secret passages lie. It would be an honor to help you dispatch them. They have been...not very nice."
"Well then, lead the way, Minion Droop." Viola pointed to the door and marched in place with mock-authority.
Droop brought his hand to his forehead in a salute and said, "Yes, Chief!" and scampered into the hallway
Viola grinned, pocketing the bloodied eyepatch before following her new minion into the hallway. The others looked to each other and sighed, hoping this new power wouldn't go to the rogue's head.
Droop led the party to the Redbrand common room, just down the hall. Through the door, the party could hear some of the ruffians shouting, and Droop informed them that when the room wasn’t in use for meetings, the Redbrands often played knucklebones on the table. Viola asked the goblin to go inside and make a distraction so that they might take them unawares, and the goblin obliged, pulling open the door and walking through.
Viola stuck her foot in the door, stopping it from closing all the way. She opened it slightly, chancing a peak inside, and saw several worn tables and chairs scattered around the room. Wooden benches were drawn up against walls decorated with draperies of brown and red, and several kegs were propped up and tapped. At the table, four tough-looking Redbrands were gathered around a stack of coins and trinkets piled in a heap. From the looks of the pile, one of the ruffians was making out far better than the others, and his fellows didn’t seem thrilled about it.
Droop walked into the center of the room, not drawing any attention from the Redbrands. He turned to them nervously, but before he could say anything, one of the Redbrands at the table noticed him and shouted, “Hey, goblin! Make yerself useful and get me a drink.” the ruffian threw his empty mug across the room, narrowly missing Droop’s head. The goblin let out a shriek as he ducked out of the way, drawing a wave of laughter from the ruffians. Droop wrung his hands nervously, picking up the mug from the floor and walking over to the nearest keg. The goblin looked over to the doorway as he fumbled with the tap, his small hands shaking. Viola pointed to the keg and made a pushing gesture. Droop’s eyes widened, and he shook his head fearfully. The rogue frowned and jabbed her finger at him. “Hey, what’s taking so long with that drink?” the ruffian snarled from the table. Steeling his resolve, Droop hopped up onto the table and shoved the keg over, sending the barrel crashing loudly to the ground. The redbrands rose in a fury, blades drawn, ready to punish the goblin, but before they could take so much as a step, the party attacked.
Verne stepped into the door frame, firing off a shot at one of the Redbrands that clipped the ruffian in the shoulder before slowly backing away, making eye contact as he went. The Redbrand, in his fury, rushed through the door after him, but instead found Sonny, who bashed him with his shield while Viola slashed across his legs. The ruffian, drunk and bleeding, staggered on and feebly slashed at the air while the elf effortlessly dodged his attacks.
Another Redbrand, seeing the attack that had befallen his friend, ran to the door and struck out at Viola, slashing her across the arm with his blade. In response, Peri leaped over the rogue, swinging at the Redbrand with their mace, but missing their mark. Thankfully, Viola was more practiced with weapons, scoring deep gashes across her assailants chest and stomach before jumping back and retreating a ways down the hall.
Seeing Peri in the doorframe, the third ruffian charged through and swung his sword, thinking the cat to be an easy target. Unfortunately for him, the agile cleric wouldn’t be taken so easily, ducking the first strike and quickly shrugging off the second. Wanting to protect her feline friend, Rose shot a fire bolt at the brute, but in the chaos, missed her target.
The final Redbrand ignored the fracas, still more enraged by the spilling of the ale. He staggered over to Droop, raising his shortsword high before taking two wide swipes at the poor goblin, who froze at the sight of the blade, then promptly dropped unconscious to the floor.
With two enemies in front of him, and another down the hall with Verne, Sonny had his pick of targets. He slashed down at the first, easily dispatching the ruffian that had attacked Viola, before grabbing the foe entangled with Peri by the collar and throwing him onto his back in the common room, stepping into the doorway and clanging his sword loudly against his shield.
Down the hall, Verne ducked and dodged the ruffians wild slashes before taking a quick backstep and firing an arrow directly between the man’s eyes, downing him in an instant. The wizened elf stepped over his enemy, not paying him any further mind as his attention shifted to covering his allies.
Back at the doorway, Peri grabbed their holy symbol and extended it, firing a burst of sacred flame at the Redbrand Sonny had just thrown on the ground. From his prone position, the ruffian was helpless as the radiant flames burned his flesh. Viola, also wanting to take advantage of their position, rushed back to the door, stowing her blades in favor of her new crossbow. The rogue picked up the weapon and aimed for the downed enemy, but stopped as she saw Droop on the ground, about to be hacked to pieces by the remaining Redbrand. She shifted targets, aimed, and fired, piercing the ruffian just beneath the rib cage.
The redbrand on the ground slowly rose to his feet. He snarled, glaring at the cleric whose holy symbol still glowed with remnants of the flame that burned him. He stepped in, thrusting his sword at the cleric, but Sonny intervened, and swatted down the strike. In response, the ruffian jerked their sword back, clipping the fighter beneath the arm on the backswing. Sonny gritted his teeth, but held fast to his position at the door. In an attempt to help, Rose loosed another fire bolt, which landed, but unfortunately due to aiming around Sonny, didn't do much damage.
Inside the common room, the other Redbrand pulled the bolt from his ribs, dropping it to the floor. In his rage he turned to the unconscious goblin at his feet, the easiest target in the room, and slashed down with his sword, cleaving into the goblins chest in a spurt of blood. Viola screamed from the doorway, angry tears streaming from her eyes as the ruffian turned to the party and sneered, his lips pulled back in a snarl of pure, unrepentant cruelty.
Sonny’s mind went blank, the cruel act setting off something primal in the young warrior’s chest. He sprinted forward, effortlessly shoving aside the foe he’d been tangling with and making a beeline for the brute before him. The Redbrand’s eyes widened in shock as the fighter slammed into him with the force of a charging bull, knocking him to the ground before plunging his sword through his chest, pinning him to the wooden floorboards in a rising pool of his own blood. Sonny rose to his feet, breathing heavily with equal parts emotion and exhaustion. The remaining Redbrand, seeing the fighter’s back turned, took the opportunity to rush him from behind and hopefully catch him unawares, but he took hardly a step before an arrow thunked between his shoulder blades and a burst of sacred flame consumed him.
The party rushed into the common room and Viola ran to Droop, who lay bleeding on the floor. She delicately lifted the goblins head and cradled it to her chest, desperately sobbing, “I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…”
Nice idea turning campaign sessions into story chapters. I've though about doing this myself so it's nice to see it out there. Also fun reading a story about an adventure I've gotten to play though (not too far past this intro point).
The party gathered around Viola, who held Droop close to her chest. "C'mon, man, please be ok," she said, trembling.
"Viola, he's gone." Peri said, gently.
"Can't you, I dunno, do something about that?" Viola turned to the cleric, tears in her eyes.
Peri shook their head sadly. "Lathander's magic can sometimes revive the dead, but I don't have the power to do that yet."
"Then what good are you?" the rogue snapped. Peri winced, but said nothing.
"Viola," Verne chided, "I understand your grief, but-"
"No, you don't." Viola snarled. "None of you do. He's dead because of me!"
"So are half of the Redbrands and about a dozen of the goblins we fought a few days ago. How is this different?" Rose asked.
"He was my goblin!" Viola shouted. "He trusted me, and it got him killed. What if…what if you're right, and you guys shouldn't trust me? I don't want to kill you, too." The halfling dropped her eyes to the floor, her shoulders slumped.
Rose felt a pit drop in her stomach. She reached out toward the rogue, but halted at the blood and grime on the rogue's clothes. Accepting that this was something she had to do, the witch took a deep breath and placed her hand on the rogue's shoulder. "Viola, sometimes when wizards gather material components, they make mistakes. Maybe they take a locust leg when they need a cricket's or they get a crow feather and not a raven's- totally innocent mistakes that could happen to anyone. They don't happen often, but they do happen."
"Is this supposed to make me feel better somehow?" The rogue blinked.
"I'm getting there," Rose sighed. "What I'm saying is, I believe I may have misjudged you. If you care this much for Droop after just meeting him, then you must care for us as well."
Viola looked up at the witch and wiped her eyes. "You guys are alright." She set Droop gently down and straightened her armor. "So what now?"
"Easy. We find Glasstaff, bash his stupid brains in and take him off to Sildar so he can spend the rest of his life in chains." Sonny growled, yanking his sword from the torso of the dead Redbrand.
“That’s…descriptive,” Peri said. “Sonny, are you feeling alright?”
“No, I’m not,” the fighter snarled, flicking the blood to the floor, “All this bloodshed, all this cruelty, and for what? What did these guys think they would gain from doing this?”
“It is hard to say what lies in the hearts of men,” Verne mused, “but we cannot control the actions of others, merely trust that our own path is more enlightened.”
“I don’t know about all that. But I intend to make Glasstaff pay for what he’s done- what he’s inspired. That man does not leave free tonight, mark my words.”
“I am with you, my friend,” Verne replied. “The threat of the Redbrands is nearly finished. And now, it falls to us to end it.”
The others nodded, quaffed their healing potions as-needed and proceeded down the hall to face their final foe. Before she left the room, Viola grabbed one of the Redbrands cloaks and draped it over Droop’s body, placing a hand on the goblin’s forehead and saying, “I’m sorry you never got to taste real freedom, Droop. I hope wherever your journey takes you next, you get to fly there on your own power.” Then, with a tight grip on her short sword, Viola ran to join the others.
The final hallway led to a room that appeared to be Glasstaff's workshop. A rat scurried across the floor and took refuge under a large work table set up with alembics, retorts, distillation coils, and other alchemical devices, all of it stewing and bubbling away. The walls were lined with bookshelves crowded with sheaves of parchment and strange-looking tomes. Rose walked over to the desk, casually perusing the bottles and looking over the formulas. “Say what you will about the man's ethics, but this is quite the setup,” she said, running her finger along a set of well-organized glass beakers. “Though his work is shoddy. He's clearly trying to make a potion of invisibility, but he's using xanthan gum instead of gum arabic.”
“Yeah, what an idiot,” Viola rolled her eyes.
“Can we focus?” Sonny frowned. “He's clearly not here, so we should move on.”
“Hold on, hayseed, let's not forget the other reason we're here. We're looking for correspondence and other evidence, remember?” Viola chided.
Sonny offered no argument, but moved to the door, clearly agitated. His hand tapped at his side impatiently while he half-heartedly checked around the room. Verne moved to one of the bookshelves, drawing a leather-bound tome. Leafing through it, he called for his friends’ attention, “I believe I may have found something useful. This is a journal of a dwarven adventurer named Urmon who wrote a detailed account of his experiences with Wave Echo Cave and the Forge of-”
At that moment, a loud poof and a wisp of purple smoke appeared at the center of the room as Peri came up coughing, “Sorry,” they rasped. “I was trying to catch that rat and it just exploded in my hands.”
“Don't eat rats, Per-” Rose began, but her eyes widened. “Wait, did the rat explode when you picked it up, or did you damage it in some way?”
“Well, I may have pricked it with a claw or two,” Peri admitted.
“That was no ordinary rat,” the witch's face grew deadly serious. “We have to move- Glasstaff knows we're here.”
“What, really?” Peri's eyes widened.
“I've seen this before. It wasn't just a rat, it was a familiar. Wizards use them sometimes for scouting, battle, loads of things.” Rose explained, grabbing loose vials from off the table and stowing them for later. Sonny, receiving all the signal he needed, threw open the door and ran in, with the others quickly following, Verne tucking the book into his pack as he ran.
The party spilled out into a bedchamber whose walls were covered with drapes of scarlet cloth. The furnishings included a small writing desk with matching chair, a comfortable-looking bed, and a wooden chest at the foot of the bed.
Viola ran over to the chest, opened it and whistled, “Man, what a haul.” Inside was a pile of coins and gems, the spoils of the Redbrands criminal activity for the past two months.
“Dammit, where is he?” Sonny growled, slamming his fist against the bedpost.
“Not far.” Verne asserted, pointing to a well-hidden door on the south side of the room that was slightly cracked. The elf ran to the door, pulled it the rest of the way open and disappeared down the passage beyond. Sonny followed soon behind, along with Peri and Rose, but Viola lingered a moment, walking over to the desk and snatching a letter that caught her eye: a letter emblazoned with a large black spider. The rogue's eyebrows raised and she hastily stuffed the letter into her pocket before taking off down the tunnel to catch up with her friends.
Running down the passage, Verne saw a robed figure dashing ahead of them, a large glass rod in one hand and a handful of scrolls in the other. The figure stopped a moment, leaning against the stone wall of the tunnel, before turning to his left and shouting something. With his enhanced hearing, Verne could just make out the phrase, "-thic! Where are you, you miserable beast...I need you to protect me!" The figure turned, and Verne caught a glimpse of a dark beard before they took off running down the passage once more. The party continued running and, passing the point where the figure had stopped, found an opening to their left that led to the cavern in which they'd defeated the Nothic.
Rounding a corner, the party saw light pouring into the passage from an open door- the same secret door Rose had found in the cellar. All of a sudden, they heard a metallic clatter followed by a slam and a yell. Viola grinned- apparently Glasstaff had found her ball bearings. This gave the party the time they needed to close the rest of the distance, spilling out into the cellar to find a short, dark-haired man scrambling to regain his footing as he moved toward the cistern. The man turned to the party, a brief look of fear flashing in his eyes before melting into a veneer of false confidence. "Hello, strangers. How wonderful it is to have guests," he smiled, finally reaching the edge of the cistern and taking a seat. "I am called Glasstaff. I'm sure the pleasure is all yours."
"I suppose you are called Glasstaff by some," Viola replied coolly, "but that's not really your name, is it, Iarno?" The rogue pulled out the letter and showed it to the party. It read:
"Lord Albrek,
My spies in Neverwinter tell me that strangers are due to arrive in Phandalin. They could be working for the dwarves. Capture them if you can, kill them if you must, but don’t allow them to upset our plans. See that any dwarven maps in their possession are delivered to me with haste. I’m counting on you, Iarno. Don’t disappoint me.
The Black Spider"
The rest of the party's eyes widened, but the wizard looked unimpressed. "I don't deny it." he crossed his legs and sneered. "So, what now heroes, are you going to clap me in irons? Take me back to the Lord's Alliance and that fool Sildar?"
"That's the plan," Sonny growled, "unless you're fixin’ to make this fun."
"Ooh, how terrifying," Iarno sneered. "While I'm sure such a fracas would be absolutely riveting, I do have business to attend to, so if you will excuse me-" the wizard leaned back into the cistern and reached beneath the water, but his confident sneer quickly vanished, replaced by a look of confused frustration.
"Where is it...where is it?!" he shouted, turning and splashing his hand through the water, frantically looking for something.
"Oh, are you looking for your boogity bag?" Peri smiled and pointed to the discarded satchel on the floor next to the cistern. "It's over there. We already went through it though. Did you know you packed it without any snacks? I thought wizards were supposed to be smart."
Iarno leaped up from the cistern, his face contorted in a look of absolute fury. "You dare mock me? You dare come here, threatening me, threatening all that I have built and sacrificed for? Die, you impudent vermin!" The wizard slammed his staff on the ground and a shimmer of blue arcane light passed over his body, briefly taking the form of ornate armor before disappearing in a pulse of arcane energy that sent the ball bearings flying.
Verne, ever-quick on the draw, slung his bow from his shoulder and fired off an arrow, which pierced deep into the mage's right breast. The mage snarled and raised his staff as Sonny came running in, swinging his sword in a wide arc, but the wizard simply batted the strike away and said, "Your paltry brute force is no match for my power!" Peri responded with a burst of sacred flame that licked harmlessly off the wizard's magically fortified robes. Viola rushed in, flanking the wizard opposite of Sonny. She swung her shortsword, nearly hitting her mark, but at the last moment, Glasstaff threw up a magical barrier that deflected the strike. Viola spun with the deflection, accelerating into a backhanded slash with her scimitar that caught the wizard under the ribs.
Snarling, Glasstaff struck out at the fighter, muttering an incantation as he grasped the front of Sonny's metal armor. Then with a crackle of spectral blue light a burst of electricity coursed through the fighter, momentarily stunning him as the wizard teleported to the other side of the room in a puff of pink mist. Not waiting to see the results of his handiwork, Iarno took off up the stairs.
Rose ran after him, drawing her component pouch and using the last of her magical energy to let loose a pulse of pink energy and a flurry of rose petals that slowed the wizard's movements and made his eyelids grow heavy. His footfalls became more and more labored as he tramped out into the night air, staggering to the center of the field before falling to ground, slipping into a deep, magical slumber.
The party rushed up the stairs and surrounded the sleeping wizard, breathing heavy and making sure that everyone was unharmed. Verne pulled a rope from his pack and carefully bound the wizard after Viola had gone through and removed any arcane focuses or components he might have used to cast spells. Sonny lifted the unconscious wizard and slung him over his shoulder, taking no care to do so gently. "So, what now?" he asked. "Off to find Sildar?"
"I believe that would be a wise course of action." Verne replied, exhausted.
"Yeah, the sooner we turn him in, the sooner we can go to bed," Peri sighed. "I think my bruises have bruises."
"Yeah, we could do that," Viola pondered, "or we could head back in and pick up all that now-ownerless treasure!" She smiled hopefully at the others, but was met by a panel of exhausted and unamused faces. The halfling puffed out her cheeks and sighed, kicking a pebble in frustration.
"How's about we come back tomorrow?" Sonny offered. "That way we can rest up and come back with some things to carry all that gold with."
"Gods bless you, hayseed, I knew there was a reason I liked you!" the rogue laughed.
"Oh, come now, don't encourage her," Rose sighed. "Are we all going to become thieves now?"
"That depends: you plan on giving the staff and scrolls back to Glasstaff when he comes to?" Sonny grinned as Rose blushed, clutching the magic items to her chest.
"W-well, that's different," she stammered. "I'm confiscating these from a known criminal. It's not thievery if you use them for a better purpose."
"Yeah, you're basically recycling. Thanks for your service, hero." Viola scoffed, and though Rose bristled slightly, she smiled in spite of herself. The others laughed as they walked through the forest, having grown closer through their ordeal.
Today is the day I've been waiting for. After a month of searching, I finally found some spell scrolls- three of them! One is of a level I can't quite utilize yet, but I'm so excited that I'm finally making progress. So today I need three things: my spell book, some parchment, and a possibly questionable amount of coffee.
The first spell I'll be copying is charm person. I shudder to think what that ‘Glasstaff’ planned to use it for- likely something foul. But I believe that with some proper focus, I can put it to good use. And utilizing magical theory, I believe that if I strengthen the charm, I can use it to temporarily stupefy creatures, so long as they're mostly humanoid.
Another addition I'm excited to begin testing with is misty step: a spell I've seen Brunhilde use dozens of times, but now that I've heard the verbal component more clearly (it helps to have pompous foes, I suppose) I believe I can mimic it for myself. I mistakenly assumed that it was of the evocation school, eliciting an outward effect (creating mist with transportive properties) but in actuality, the mist is a byproduct of discorporation and reconstitution of the user's molecules, so utilizing conjuration inflection should be more effective.
Last is augury, one that will be very useful, I think. Divination is admittedly not my strong suit (I excel in creating illusions and charms, not revealing or breaking them) but it will be useful to be able to learn information more easily. Especially as we will soon be searching for Cragmaw Castle in order to rescue Gundren. Also, it may help to know if Brunhilde is near…
Well, diary, it's clear I have a lot of work to do, and possibly only one day to do it. Sonny is adamant that we rescue Gundren as soon as possible- something I'd like to tell him is stupid, but I think may need to wait. I wasn't very kind to him yesterday, and you and I can't exactly afford to lose any friends. But for now: I must learn.
What the hell do you think you're doing boy, sending your uncle Jack's sword back to the farm like that? Your mother nearly had a heart attack before she read the attached letter. We raised you with more common sense than that, so try to use it.
Speaking of your letter, don't worry about rushing back to Goldenfields just yet. We've got plenty of neighbors pitching in from around town to pick up the slack during planting season. You made a promise to help Rosie when the two of you set out with Mr. Verne, so make sure you mind them and keep it.
As for your dustup with those Redbrands, I wouldn't pay it too much mind. Based on what you've told us, you didn't give those boys anything they didn't buy and pay for with how they treated the people of Phandalin. The gods gave you your strength so you could be a guardian, son. So long as you use your shield to protect as much as you use your sword to punish, I reckon you'll be alright.
That's it for now. Gotta get back to choring. But I love you, and I look forward to hearing more stories when you get back.
Pa
PS - I've returned the gold you sent us. Much as I appreciate you wanting to contribute, it doesn't feel right to receive charity from my son. Besides, you're not gonna get too many chances to travel the world. Enjoy it while you can, before life brings you back down to earth.
I must forewarn you; the details of this tale are of a different nature than my previous two. Battles with goblins, while perilous, are rather simple affairs. Their culture, foreign as it is, is easy enough to understand if you are familiar with their hierarchies and proclivities. Humans, on the other hand, are as varied as the clouds in the sky. And much like clouds, men can sometimes take on forms that are dark and twisted. Such were the men who donned the scarlet cloak of the Redbrands.
Our conflict began as soon as we entered Phandalin; hearing whispers of their nefarious deeds from multiple townsfolk. Most disturbing of these was a tale that Peri heard from Trilena Stonehill, wife of Stonehill Inn proprietor Toblen Stonehill. According to her, the Redbrands had started an altercation with a local woodcarver before murdering him in broad daylight. And not long after, his wife and children went missing. Unable to ignore their threat any longer, Sonny insisted we take action.
We trekked over to the Sleeping Giant Taphouse, where we found four of the ruffians drinking on the porch. I don't recall precisely what was said, but one of them called out an insult and no sooner had he done so than Sonny charged the man and headbutted him. I believe you would have liked Sonny- he often reminds me of your wife Thalia: very kind, but with a terrifying propensity for violence in the face of injustice. We quickly dispatched the ruffians, leaving one alive so we could interrogate him. He informed us of the general structure and armaments of the Redbrands hideout, and with that settled we headed over to Tresendar Manor.
While there, we steadily worked our way through the place room by room, dealing with all manner of opposition: skeletons, bugbears, the Redbrand ruffians, obviously, and a terrifying one-eyed creature called 'the nothic.' In that particular battle, Rose was injured, and required medical attention while the others investigated the surrounding area. I must confess, though it was a dire situation, I am guilty of almost enjoying the opportunity to care for someone again. It reminded me of when your great-aunt Gwendolyn would fall ill as a girl and Rosalie and I would give her soup and read her stories. Old habits die hard, I suppose.
Once Rose had recovered, we made the final push to hunt down Glasstaff, the mysterious leader of the Redbrands. We investigated his wizard's lab, where I found a journal chronicling an adventurer's journey through the same Wave Echo Cave we now seek. I kept it, but so far have found little of interest or that we did not already know, other than the presence of an artifact that was of particular interest to Peri. Thankfully, that delay did not cost us much, as we were able to close in on the scoundrel and catch him thanks to some impressive foresight on Viola's part. After a brief struggle, we captured Glasstaff, who revealed himself to in fact be Iarno Albrek, the missing member of the Lord's Alliance that Sildar asked us to find.
Mr. Albrek has been in custody two days now, and in that time he has divulged the following:
The Black Spider is a drow searching for the lost Forge of Spells
The three bugbears we encountered were sent to keep the population of Phandalin under control while the Black Spider's operatives searched Wave Echo Cave.
Those bugbears know the location of the cave, something that would have been a staggering loss if Rose had not opted to render one unconscious rather than slaying it as we did the other two.
As luck would have it, Sonny and Viola re-encountered that bugbear while pilfering the now "ownerless" treasure of Tresendar Manor (Viola's words, not mine.) After what I am sure was a completely peaceable conversation, the bugbear agreed to show us the way to not only Wave Echo Cave, but to Cragmaw Castle, where our friend and employer Gundren Rockseeker is being held. I do not know if trusting him is wise, but at this juncture we have little choice. Gundren's life hangs in the balance.
I apologize if this retelling was over-long. You must forgive an old man his prattling. But for now, I must prepare and rest. We have a long trek to Cragmaw Castle, and a perilous mission once we get there. I look forward to telling you all about it.
“I gratefully thank You, O Morning Lord, for empowering Your believers, that we may smite the wicked. ”
Thanks
Thank you for guiding me to a place where I can do good.
Thank you for giving me allies that I can fight evil alongside.
Thank you for illuminating my path with the journal. I swear to find the Lightbringer, that it may bring me closer to your radiance.
Blessings
I pray for blessings for my allies, who keep me company on the road:
I pray that your light reaches the red one. She's been cooped up in her room for two days with nothing but books and coffee. Hopefully she hasn't already forgotten what the sun looks like.
I pray for Sonny, that he may find his smile again. He kinda scares me when he's angry.
I pray for the peaceful rest of Verne's children. He must have loved them very much.
I pray for Viola, that her tiny little legs don't buckle from carrying all that gold around.
I pray for the fallen innocents: Thel Dendrar and Droop the goblin, gone before their time.
And I'll also pray for my enemies, who we felled in battle. I hope in the land beyond, they are able to reflect on their choices and make peace with them.
Closing
Thank you Lathander, Inspiration’s Dawn, for all you do. For the warmth and light you wash over us. Till the next dawn comes.
Bejeweled eyepatch - gross. But worth 50gp, per Peri
Gold earring w ruby - worth 30gp, per Peri
Bottles of assorted 'wizard stuff' (3) - worth 25gp each, per Rose
Carnelians (5) - worth 10gp each, per Peri
Peridots (2) - worth 15gp each, per Peri
Pearl - worth 100gp, per Peri
Scroll of charm person
Scroll of fireball
Staff of Defense
Other
Bugbear guide (1) - pretty much worthless, but agreed to take us to Cragmaw Castle after some "diplomatic encouragement" when we found him trying to make off with some of my treasure.
The party tramped through the forest, led by Krustt, their bugbear guide. The road had been long, but fairly uneventful; the rolling hills and rocky terrain providing the only resistance in their journey. After a few hours of walking, they finally arrived at their destination. The castle consisted of seven crumbling towers of different sizes and heights, all in varying states of collapse. A short flight of steps led up to a terrace in front of the main entryway. Past the wreckage of a pair of sundered doors was a shadowed hall. Round towers loomed over the entranceway, with dark arrow slits looking down on the terrace.
Verne looked at the two arrow slits and frowned. "We may have more trouble than we anticipated. I cannot see through those windows, but I would wager they are not unguarded."
"So, what's the plan?" Sonny asked, adjusting the sword at his hip. "Rush in fast, take 'em by surprise?"
"I'd prefer not to be turned into a pincushion if I can help it," Rose sniffed.
"For once I agree with the bookworm. We need to be careful with this." Viola stroked her chin. "What if we ran a trick play? Maybe get fuzzy here to pretend that we're his 'captives' and take us inside. Hell, it'll probably get us to where Gundren's being held."
"Yer outta yer mind if ya think I'm doin' that." Krustt growled. "I ain't gettin' myself killed for ya. The deal was, I get ya to the castle and ya let me go."
"The deal is whatever I say it is, creep." Viola snarled. The rogue reached for her short sword, but Sonny stepped between the two of them and folded his arms.
"You don't have to help us anymore if you don't want to. We appreciate you taking us this far, Krustt." The fighter said, his demeanor calm.
"At least one of ya's got some honor." Krustt grumbled.
"Speaking of honor, I have a request before you leave." Sonny said, locking eyes with their guide. "I want you to swear you'll never use your strength to hurt someone weaker than you again."
The bugbear sneered at the request, but upon seeing that the fighter was sincere his face fell. "Ya can't be serious."
"I'm not really the funny one of the bunch," Sonny smiled. "I just think someone with your strength could do a lot of good if you tried."
"Ugh, spare me." The bugbear spat. "I'll swear whatever ya want, just lemme go already."
The fighter turned and gestured to the path they came from. Krustt shouldered his way past, snarling at Viola as he went. "Yer gonna get yerselves killed goin' in there." he said. "Best to go home now and spare yerselves the trouble."
"Not our style, you overgrown throw rug." Viola called.
Krustt scowled, but kept on walking until, with one last confused look at Sonny, he disappeared into the brush.
"There goes our decoy," Viola sighed. "I hope it was worth it, hayseed."
"I don't want anyone putting themselves at risk on our account. We've gotten by on our own just fine till now." Sonny replied.
"It's just as well," Rose offered. "An unwilling ally is more likely to betray us than help."
"I guess so. So what now? Stealthy approach?" Viola asked.
"I believe that is our best course of action for now." Verne nodded.
"I dunno guys," Peri mused. "Sonny's not exactly the stealthy type with all this armor on." To illustrate their point, the tabaxi reached over and rapped their knuckles loudly against the fighter's heavy iron greaves.
"That's a good point." Viola sighed. "And we can't very well leave you or your armor outside, so..." the rogue pulled out the potion of invisibility from her bag.
Sonny held up his hands, "I can't take that, Viola, it's yours."
"We don't have much of a choice here," Viola frowned. "It might not cover up the sound, but at least they won't see you coming. At this point we either storm the castle, potentially getting filled with holes, or you take the potion, and we sneak in. What's it gonna be?"
"When you put it that way," the fighter grumbled, but gingerly picked up the bottle. With one last apologetic glance to Viola, Sonny tilted the bottle back and drank the liquid, slowly vanishing as he did until he disappeared completely.
"Sonny? Are you still here?" Peri asked nervously, looking around.
"Yeah, I'm here." the fighter's voice responded from thin air. "This is crazy, though. Can't see my own hand in front of my face."
"Glad you're having such a fun time with my potion," Viola grumbled. "Can we get going please? I dunno how long that thing'll last."
"The potion should last an hour, but I'd prefer we get started all the same." Rose agreed.
With Viola leading the way, the party quietly crept across the field up to the decrepit castle. They each approached the door one at a time, taking care to keep low and out of sight of the arrow slits. Once the last of them had made it across the courtyard and to the steps, they let out a quiet sigh of relief and entered the foyer of the castle.
Inside, doors stood closed to the north and south, with a crumbled mound of rubble partially obscuring the southern hall. To the east, a broad corridor ended in two more doors leading south and east. The corridor was cluttered with dusty rubble and fallen plaster from a partial collapse of the ceiling overhead.
"Where to now?" Peri whispered, their eyes shifting from left to right, as though expecting a goblin to pop out of the wall at any moment.
"I say we take out whoever's manning the archer posts. Thin their numbers a bit." Viola suggested.
"A shrewd idea," Verne nodded. "Let us split into two groups, that we may contain them to the archery posts. Rose and I shall take the northern post, Viola and Peri, you take the south."
"What about me?" Sonny's voice whispered from thin air.
"You're the lookout, hayseed." Viola grinned.
"The invisibility effect dissipates if the user's heart rate elevates too much," Rose explained. "If we want to maximize the efficacy of the potion, it's best you hold back for now."
"I understood most of that, I guess," Sonny sighed. He walked over to the pile of rubble, picking up two stones, which to the others appeared to float on their own. "If I see anyone coming, I'll toss these in your direction. So keep your ears open." The others nodded and split off to opposite sides of the foyer.
Verne approached the northern door silently, gracefully turning the knob and swinging the door open, completely undetected by the two goblins who stood with their backs to them, completely unaware they were being observed. Verne readied his bow and knocked an arrow, taking aim at the first goblin and firing his shot which embedded itself between the goblins shoulder blades. Before the second goblin could react, Verne quickly loosed another arrow and dispatched it, leaving the two of them bleeding on the floor.
At the southern door, Viola had similar fortune in getting the door open. She crept in, Peri opting to keep tight to her as she went. Getting as close as she dared, the rogue drew her blades, cutting down the first goblin with a single slash, then following up with a second stroke that bloodied the other before Peri put it out of its misery with a burst of sacred flame. Their quarries dispatched; the party reunited in the foyer to plan their next move.
The party stood in the foyer, weighing their options. To the north and south were closed doors whose contents were a mystery, and ahead of them was a large pile of rubble with a passage just beyond.
“Where do y’all think we should go next?” Sonny asked, finally breaking the silence.
“Hard to say,” Rose mused. “The archery posts are equidistant, so there's no clear favor of protection to one side.”
“So I guess the treasure hoard trick is out this time.” Viola grumbled. “I guess we just pick a direction and hope for the best.”
“Ok, let's go that way, then.” Peri said, walking over to the door to their right.
“Why do you reckon that's the right way?” Sonny asked.
“Well, it's there in the name, isn't it?” Peri grinned. “It's the ‘right’ door, geddit?” The tabaxi pulled opened the door, their smile fading as they were met with three startled goblins who immediately dove for their weapons.
Worried the goblins may catch Peri flat-footed, Sonny charged into the room. He swung his sword in a wide arc as the potion of invisibility wore off, seeming to materialize out of thin air as he felled a goblin in a single strike.
Rose, who had begun aiming a fire bolt as soon as the door opened, was thrown off by Sonny’s sudden appearance in the room, and dashed her wand to the side, narrowly avoiding the fighter’s head with the magical burst. “There goes the invisibility,” she grumbled under her breath.
The remaining goblins, still stunned by the sudden intrusion, tried to slash at Sonny, but found the fighter’s splint mail and shield to be impenetrable. While they were thus engaged, Peri tried to blast one of them with a burst of sacred flame, but found their target to be nimble, even in surprise.
Viola charged in next, standing astride Sonny and feinting with her short sword before slashing across one of the remaining goblins chests. Her presence did have the unfortunate byproduct of obscuring Verne’s shot, which instead of finding purchase in its target, shattered against the crumbling stone wall.
At that moment, summoned by the noise, a fourth goblin wandered in from a crumbled tunnel that made up the east entrance to the room. It looked around curiously, then with a yelp at the sight of the blood, screamed for its allies to join in the fray, and soon the party was swarmed by eight more goblins, one of them wearing a tall chef’s hat and wielding a meat cleaver.
Two of the new goblins rushed towards Sonny, slashing with their scimitars, one of which Sonny was able to deflect with his shield, but the other nicked across his calf. The fighter grimaced, but otherwise maintained his footing. Returning the strike with two of his own, he killed both of his would-be assailants in short order.
Rose stepped into the doorway and, seeing themselves outnumbered, resolved to take multiple enemies off the board at once. She drew her component pouch, retrieved her trusty rose petals, and with a swirl of pink mist, lulled three of the goblins who were rushing in through the tunnel into a drowsy trance before quickly retreating back to the foyer as two of them slumped to the ground unconscious.
One of the goblins, shrugging off the witch’s spell, rushed Viola, blade drawn, but found the rogue to be far too agile for its attacks to land. Another of its fellows, looking to follow in its footsteps, ended up doing just that: missing the halfling completely and colliding solidly with another goblin.
Peri, frustrated that they had gotten their friends into this mess, raised their holy symbol to the sky and recited a prayer, summoning a golden ball of light which bounced across the ground, crushing one of the goblins near Sonny before a burst of sacred flame singed another.
Viola, entangled with her two goblin foes, ducked quickly behind Sonny’s legs, using them as a brief cover before piercing through one of the goblin’s throats with her short sword. Unfortunately, the tight quarters created by the fighter, three goblins and a giant bouncing ball skewed her scimitar strike, narrowly missing her intended target.
In an attempt to ease the pressure off of his allies, Verne fired off two arrows, one finding purchase in the ample belly of the cleaver-wielding goblin, and the other in the head of another.
The last goblin, enraged at the slaughter, aimed its scimitar forward and charged, scoring a large gash across Sonny’s leg, which the fighter repaid in kind with a sword stroke of his own which slew the goblin instantly.
Rose, peeking back into the door, let loose a burst of fire which had much the same effect as the last, but had the added downside of giving away her position. The last remaining goblin saw the witch and, assuming her to be the weak link due to her retreat, attempted to pursue, but was swiftly cut down by Sonny, who saw the creature’s intent and put a stop to it with a decisive chop. With the threat ended, Peri, Rose and Verne joined Sonny and Viola in the goblin barracks.
"'It's right in the name,' huh?" Viola scoffed, wiping goblin blood from her swords.
"How was I supposed to know there would be goblins behind the door?" Peri mewed.
"How were you supposed to know there were goblins, in the goblin castle, filled with goblins? Gee, I'm not sure." The rogue rolled her eyes.
"What's done is done," Sonny said. "Let's not waste time fighting about it."
"Peri, what exactly is this?" Rose asked, gesturing to the large golden sphere which now lay in the corner.
"That's my spiritual weapon!" Peri said, proudly.
"It looks like a ball," Viola said flatly, poking it with her scimitar.
"Shaping spiritual energy is hard," Peri pouted, "I just need some more practice."
"I do not expect there will be a shortage of opportunities, my friend," Verne sighed, looking at the heaps of goblin bodies.
Peri followed the elf's gaze and swallowed hard. "Is anyone hurt?" they offered.
Sonny moved his tunic aside and showed Peri the cut along his leg. "It's not very deep, but one of 'em got me. What do you think?"
Peri took a look at the cut. "Hm, you're right, it's not very deep. Can you put weight on the leg ok?"
Sonny took some steps back and forth across the barracks. "Yeah, no problems there."
Rose stole a disapproving glance at Sonny, but said nothing, instead jotting down notes on Peri's spiritual weapon in her journal. Peri, taking notice, said, "Maybe I should patch it up, just in case. Best not to chance an infection with all the...you know." They gestured to the dead goblins littering the floor. Sonny shuddered, and nodded, lifting the leg so the cleric could better access it. Peri uttered a prayer, and their paws began to glow with a light golden aura. They waved across the wound and the cut magically closed.
"Good as new," Sonny grinned, stomping his foot on the ground. "Thanks, buddy."
Peri smiled and nodded, looping their holy symbol back around their neck. "Where to next? Somebody else pick this time."
Viola walked to the west end of the barracks and looked down the lone twisting path that led through the ruins. The halfling stroked her chin in mock contemplation, "Well, I suppose we could go 'forward.' I hear it's the direction named after going forward- it's right there in the name." Peri's nostrils flared, but the rogue crossed her eyes and puffed out her cheeks, causing the tabaxi to burst out laughing.
"I'm just kidding, fuzzball," Viola grinned, scratching Peri behind the ears. "But I do think we should go this way instead of backtracking. If anyone heard our fight here on the south side of the castle, they would've come already, so I'd wager the path forward is relatively clear."
The others offered no argument, and pressed on down the narrow passage, which opened into a large hall, the western portion of which ended in a wall of rubble. The ceiling arced high, nearly twenty-five feet, and the room was furnished with two large, wooden tables with plain benches at the center and a brass brazier full of glowing coals tucked into the corner. Dirty dishes, half-full stewpots, moldy heels of bread, and gnawed bones covered the tables.
Rose wrinkled her nose at the rotten food on the table. “Ugh, that's absolutely vile,” she said, covering her mouth with a kerchief.
“Yeah, it's not the cleanest,” Sonny agreed, walking up to the stew pot. He picked up the ladle leaning against the side and gave it a stir. “This is kinda neat though. I'll admit, I'm a bit curious- I've never had goblin food before.”
“You can't be serious.” Rose's eyes widened in horror.
“What's the problem?” The fighter shrugged. “It's on an open flame, so it's hot enough that it'll kill whatever could make you sick.”
“If it were only bacteria we were worried about, sure,” Rose insisted. “But we don't know what that meat is, or the quality of the vegetables they used either.”
“Seriously, hayseed. You can't smell, so trust us- that stew is bad news.” Viola warned.
“Alright, fine.” Sonny stepped away from the stew pot. “Let's move on then. Pretty sure we're by our lonesome here.”
“How very mature of you, Sonny,” Verne smiled, amused. The elf strode to the east end of the ruined dining hall and tilted their ear to the door. Signaling that the coast was clear, he led the party down another hallway with piles of rubble stacked high on either side. At the end of the hall was a large curtain, partitioning the southern wing of the castle from the rest of the structure. Once again, Verne tilted his head up and listened closely, but heard nothing.
“I believe there are no goblins beyond this curtain, though I cannot say whether or not there is a more silent threat in their stead,” he said, taking hold of the thick material.
“We've come this far, haven't we?” Viola snarled, gripping the hilt of her short sword.
Verne nodded, and with a quick pull, the elf parted the curtain, giving way for the party to pass through.
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Chapter 5.8: Redbrand Barracks
Peri, Sonny and Viola climbed out of the crevasse, rejoining Rose and Verne at the top. They shared their findings, and Verne offered no argument that Sonny should hold onto the sword. When Peri pulled out the spell scroll, Rose, having recovered from her shock, rushed forward.
"Is that what I think it is?" she asked, excitedly.
"I think so. Check it out," Peri smiled as they held it out to her. Rose snatched it up and began analyzing the inscriptions on the ribbon and the side of the parchment. Her eyes widened as she took in each rune.
"This is fantastic," she whispered, "it's a scroll of augury!"
"Isn't that a fancy name for an eggplant?" Peri tilted their head in confusion.
"No, not 'aubergine', 'augury'," Rose explained. "It's a spell that allows me to predict the future."
"Wowee, that's impressive." the tabaxi mewed.
"I agree. Thank you for finding this for me, Peri." Rose smiled.
"Actually, Viola's the one who found the chest," Peri offered.
Rose turned to face the rogue, who flushed and avoided eye contact. The witch's mouth formed a hard line, but after a moment she said, "Thank you, Viola. I really appreciate it."
"Yeah, sure. You're welcome." The rogue grumbled.
The others sighed inwardly, accepting that it was probably the best outcome they could have hoped for. With that resolved, the party continued down an adjacent hallway, exiting the cavern. As the natural stone gave way to flagstone, Verne held up his hand, pointing to a nearby door. Through it, the party could hear gruff voices shouting.
"Lick the floor!" "Roll like a dog!" "Eyes to the floor, worm!"
Each of these commands was followed by cruel laughter. Sonny scowled and moved towards the door, but the elf grabbed his arm. "I understand your anger, my friend, but we must proceed strategically. Allow Viola and I to scout ahead and get into position. We will signal the rest of you when the time is right."
Verne quietly opened the door and peered into what appeared to be barracks. At the center of the room were three bugbears, all of whom were tormenting a lone goblin by barking orders at it and threatening or striking it when it didn't comply fast enough. While they were distracted Verne stepped through the door and slinked around to the opposite side of the room, silently knocking an arrow and aiming for the largest bugbear.
Viola soon followed, quietly striding through the door. But as she turned to find a place to hide, a silver coin dropped from her overstuffed pocket, landing with a treasonous clink. The bugbears snapped their heads around, all staring at the startled rogue, who smiled sheepishly as she scrambled to recover the coin. Before any of them could make a move, Verne let his arrow fly, landing squarely between the bugbear's shoulder blades. The bugbear roared, and chaos broke out.
The bugbear turned and dashed towards the elf, its mouth frothing with rage. It pulled a morningstar from one of the nearby beds and swung it, slamming hard into the elf's ribs. Seeing this, Viola ran at the attacking bugbear, slashing at its legs with both blades. The attack was shallow, but effectively drew the attention away from Verne. Unfortunately for the halfling, it also drew the attention of the other bugbears, one of which ran to the halfling and slammed its morningstar into the back of her head, sending her crashing to the ground.
Rose rushed into the room and, seeing the direness of the situation, drew a fistful of rose petals from her component pouch. With a pulse of pink energy, all three of the bugbears grew drowsy, their limbs growing heavy with slumber. Peri saw Viola on the ground and revived her with a healing word before firing a burst of sacred flame, which the bugbear, despite its drowsiness, managed to barely evade.
Sonny dashed through, interposing himself between the bugbears, Verne and Viola. As he ran, he attempted to slash at one of the bugbears, but in his haste, he mistimed his strike, missing entirely. Thankfully, it ended up not being necessary, as the furthest bugbear slumped to the ground as Rose's enchantment took its full effect. The beast began snoring loudly, its arms folded beneath it.
Now confined to close quarters, Verne abandoned his longbow in favor of his short sword and scimitar. He thrust in with the short sword, plunging deep into the bugbear's chest. He attempted to make an additional strike with his scimitar, but the pain from the earlier blow racked his ribs and threw off his aim. He ducked back behind Sonny, gasping for air. The bugbear, brought back to lucidity from the pain of Verne's attack, swung his morningstar at the elf, but instead found Sonny's shield, which easily deflected the blow.
Viola sprang to her feet and gritted her teeth, glaring at the bugbears. She slipped behind Sonny, watching the bugbear's feet for just the right moment before springing forward and plunging her short sword into the monster's belly, dropping it to the ground in a pool of viscera. She then darted forward and swiped at the bugbear that had struck her with her scimitar, cutting deep across the knee before scampering to join Verne behind Sonny.
The bugbear ran forward, trailing blood from its knee as it swung, but it met the same frustrating obstacle that its fellow had, as Sonny effortlessly shrugged off the heavy blow. Seeing the bugbears agitated awake, Rose grumbled under her breath, "For goodness' sake, why do I even bother?" The witch stowed her component pouch, and drew her wand, letting loose a fire bolt that exploded on impact, filling the room with the stench of burning hair.
Peri ran into the room, yowling with their mace held high. They leaped at the bugbear, swinging at its head, but it managed to sidestep fast enough to avoid the potentially fatal blow. The bugbear swaggered, ducking and sidestepping a barrage of sword strokes. Getting cocky, he leaned forward and sneered, not noticing the halfling who had darted in just beneath its chin. She thrusted up with her short sword, piercing through the bugbear's throat, and dropping the beast to the floor into a pool of its own blood.
Chapter 5.9: Droop
The party panted, battered and bruised from their battle. Viola wiped the bugbears' blood off of her blades, but no sooner did she move to store them than the goblin stood up from the floor and rushed towards her with arms outstretched. Viola got ready to strike, but stopped when she heard the goblin yell, "Oh, thank you, thank you!" as he wrapped his arms around the halfling in a tight embrace.
"Ahh, guys? It's hugging me." Viola held her blades above her head and looked to Verne, who shook his head in mild amusement. The rogue, having had more than enough, pushed the goblin away.
"Apologies, miss," the goblin squeaked, stepping back, holding their hands up in surrender. "I did not mean to overstep. I'm just so happy to be free of those brutes."
"Yeah, no problem, just don't touch me again, 'kay?" Viola frowned, stowing her blades.
The goblin flinched, but said, "Yes ma'am, of course, ma'am."
"What is your name, friend?" Verne asked, sitting on one of the nearby beds.
"Droop, at your service, sir." The goblin stood at attention and bowed low, his long ears nearly touching the floor.
"You need not bow to us, my friend," Verne offered, but the goblin shook his head.
"I must, sir. 'Tis the code of the goblins. He who defeats the old chief becomes the new chief, and I am honor bound to serve." Droop gestured towards Viola.
The halfling grinned mischievously. "Ooh, I've never had a minion before. So, if I were to ask you to go find me some treasure-" Before she had even finished the sentence, Droop dashed over to one of the fallen bugbears, plucked his head up from the pool of blood on the floor, ripped off its gem-encrusted eye patch and slapped it into the rogues hand. Viola's grin vanished and she stood, stunned and more than a little disgusted at the dripping wet token. "Alrighty then," Viola mumbled, shaking the blood from the eyepatch and inspecting the inlaid stones.
"How did you come to work for the Redbrands, Droop?" Verne asked.
"It isn't the Redbrands I worked for, really, I served Was-chief Mosk," the goblin explained, gesturing to the bugbear he'd taken the eyepatch from. "Was-chief Mosk received orders to scout Phandalin from one called The Black Spider, and I went with."
The party looked at each other, recognizing the name from their interrogation of the Rebrands back at the Sleeping Giant. "Did you meet this 'Black Spider'?" Verne asked. Droop shook his head sadly and said, "No, sir. Only Was-chief Mosk spoke with them. I was simply told where to go and what to do, as is my station."
"You shouldn't say that, man," Sonny frowned. "don't let people make you feel less than just because of some stupid code."
Droop winced, and grumbled under his breath, clearly torn between wanting to argue and not wanting to offend his new chief. Finally, he said, "Perhaps, sir."
"So if you've been working here for a while, can you get us around the place?" Viola asked.
Droop smiled and said, "Yes, ma'am. I know where most all of the Redbrands are and where all secret passages lie. It would be an honor to help you dispatch them. They have been...not very nice."
"Well then, lead the way, Minion Droop." Viola pointed to the door and marched in place with mock-authority.
Droop brought his hand to his forehead in a salute and said, "Yes, Chief!" and scampered into the hallway
Viola grinned, pocketing the bloodied eyepatch before following her new minion into the hallway. The others looked to each other and sighed, hoping this new power wouldn't go to the rogue's head.
Chapter 5.10: The Common Room
Droop led the party to the Redbrand common room, just down the hall. Through the door, the party could hear some of the ruffians shouting, and Droop informed them that when the room wasn’t in use for meetings, the Redbrands often played knucklebones on the table. Viola asked the goblin to go inside and make a distraction so that they might take them unawares, and the goblin obliged, pulling open the door and walking through.
Viola stuck her foot in the door, stopping it from closing all the way. She opened it slightly, chancing a peak inside, and saw several worn tables and chairs scattered around the room. Wooden benches were drawn up against walls decorated with draperies of brown and red, and several kegs were propped up and tapped. At the table, four tough-looking Redbrands were gathered around a stack of coins and trinkets piled in a heap. From the looks of the pile, one of the ruffians was making out far better than the others, and his fellows didn’t seem thrilled about it.
Droop walked into the center of the room, not drawing any attention from the Redbrands. He turned to them nervously, but before he could say anything, one of the Redbrands at the table noticed him and shouted, “Hey, goblin! Make yerself useful and get me a drink.” the ruffian threw his empty mug across the room, narrowly missing Droop’s head. The goblin let out a shriek as he ducked out of the way, drawing a wave of laughter from the ruffians. Droop wrung his hands nervously, picking up the mug from the floor and walking over to the nearest keg. The goblin looked over to the doorway as he fumbled with the tap, his small hands shaking. Viola pointed to the keg and made a pushing gesture. Droop’s eyes widened, and he shook his head fearfully. The rogue frowned and jabbed her finger at him. “Hey, what’s taking so long with that drink?” the ruffian snarled from the table. Steeling his resolve, Droop hopped up onto the table and shoved the keg over, sending the barrel crashing loudly to the ground. The redbrands rose in a fury, blades drawn, ready to punish the goblin, but before they could take so much as a step, the party attacked.
Verne stepped into the door frame, firing off a shot at one of the Redbrands that clipped the ruffian in the shoulder before slowly backing away, making eye contact as he went. The Redbrand, in his fury, rushed through the door after him, but instead found Sonny, who bashed him with his shield while Viola slashed across his legs. The ruffian, drunk and bleeding, staggered on and feebly slashed at the air while the elf effortlessly dodged his attacks.
Another Redbrand, seeing the attack that had befallen his friend, ran to the door and struck out at Viola, slashing her across the arm with his blade. In response, Peri leaped over the rogue, swinging at the Redbrand with their mace, but missing their mark. Thankfully, Viola was more practiced with weapons, scoring deep gashes across her assailants chest and stomach before jumping back and retreating a ways down the hall.
Seeing Peri in the doorframe, the third ruffian charged through and swung his sword, thinking the cat to be an easy target. Unfortunately for him, the agile cleric wouldn’t be taken so easily, ducking the first strike and quickly shrugging off the second. Wanting to protect her feline friend, Rose shot a fire bolt at the brute, but in the chaos, missed her target.
The final Redbrand ignored the fracas, still more enraged by the spilling of the ale. He staggered over to Droop, raising his shortsword high before taking two wide swipes at the poor goblin, who froze at the sight of the blade, then promptly dropped unconscious to the floor.
With two enemies in front of him, and another down the hall with Verne, Sonny had his pick of targets. He slashed down at the first, easily dispatching the ruffian that had attacked Viola, before grabbing the foe entangled with Peri by the collar and throwing him onto his back in the common room, stepping into the doorway and clanging his sword loudly against his shield.
Down the hall, Verne ducked and dodged the ruffians wild slashes before taking a quick backstep and firing an arrow directly between the man’s eyes, downing him in an instant. The wizened elf stepped over his enemy, not paying him any further mind as his attention shifted to covering his allies.
Back at the doorway, Peri grabbed their holy symbol and extended it, firing a burst of sacred flame at the Redbrand Sonny had just thrown on the ground. From his prone position, the ruffian was helpless as the radiant flames burned his flesh. Viola, also wanting to take advantage of their position, rushed back to the door, stowing her blades in favor of her new crossbow. The rogue picked up the weapon and aimed for the downed enemy, but stopped as she saw Droop on the ground, about to be hacked to pieces by the remaining Redbrand. She shifted targets, aimed, and fired, piercing the ruffian just beneath the rib cage.
The redbrand on the ground slowly rose to his feet. He snarled, glaring at the cleric whose holy symbol still glowed with remnants of the flame that burned him. He stepped in, thrusting his sword at the cleric, but Sonny intervened, and swatted down the strike. In response, the ruffian jerked their sword back, clipping the fighter beneath the arm on the backswing. Sonny gritted his teeth, but held fast to his position at the door. In an attempt to help, Rose loosed another fire bolt, which landed, but unfortunately due to aiming around Sonny, didn't do much damage.
Inside the common room, the other Redbrand pulled the bolt from his ribs, dropping it to the floor. In his rage he turned to the unconscious goblin at his feet, the easiest target in the room, and slashed down with his sword, cleaving into the goblins chest in a spurt of blood. Viola screamed from the doorway, angry tears streaming from her eyes as the ruffian turned to the party and sneered, his lips pulled back in a snarl of pure, unrepentant cruelty.
Sonny’s mind went blank, the cruel act setting off something primal in the young warrior’s chest. He sprinted forward, effortlessly shoving aside the foe he’d been tangling with and making a beeline for the brute before him. The Redbrand’s eyes widened in shock as the fighter slammed into him with the force of a charging bull, knocking him to the ground before plunging his sword through his chest, pinning him to the wooden floorboards in a rising pool of his own blood. Sonny rose to his feet, breathing heavily with equal parts emotion and exhaustion. The remaining Redbrand, seeing the fighter’s back turned, took the opportunity to rush him from behind and hopefully catch him unawares, but he took hardly a step before an arrow thunked between his shoulder blades and a burst of sacred flame consumed him.
The party rushed into the common room and Viola ran to Droop, who lay bleeding on the floor. She delicately lifted the goblins head and cradled it to her chest, desperately sobbing, “I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…”
Nice touch making this charter's intro-diary a prayer. Cleric or Paladin?
Nice idea turning campaign sessions into story chapters. I've though about doing this myself so it's nice to see it out there. Also fun reading a story about an adventure I've gotten to play though (not too far past this intro point).
Peri is a Life Domain Cleric, specifically a follower of Lathander
Chapter 5.11: Pursuit
The party gathered around Viola, who held Droop close to her chest. "C'mon, man, please be ok," she said, trembling.
"Viola, he's gone." Peri said, gently.
"Can't you, I dunno, do something about that?" Viola turned to the cleric, tears in her eyes.
Peri shook their head sadly. "Lathander's magic can sometimes revive the dead, but I don't have the power to do that yet."
"Then what good are you?" the rogue snapped. Peri winced, but said nothing.
"Viola," Verne chided, "I understand your grief, but-"
"No, you don't." Viola snarled. "None of you do. He's dead because of me!"
"So are half of the Redbrands and about a dozen of the goblins we fought a few days ago. How is this different?" Rose asked.
"He was my goblin!" Viola shouted. "He trusted me, and it got him killed. What if…what if you're right, and you guys shouldn't trust me? I don't want to kill you, too." The halfling dropped her eyes to the floor, her shoulders slumped.
Rose felt a pit drop in her stomach. She reached out toward the rogue, but halted at the blood and grime on the rogue's clothes. Accepting that this was something she had to do, the witch took a deep breath and placed her hand on the rogue's shoulder. "Viola, sometimes when wizards gather material components, they make mistakes. Maybe they take a locust leg when they need a cricket's or they get a crow feather and not a raven's- totally innocent mistakes that could happen to anyone. They don't happen often, but they do happen."
"Is this supposed to make me feel better somehow?" The rogue blinked.
"I'm getting there," Rose sighed. "What I'm saying is, I believe I may have misjudged you. If you care this much for Droop after just meeting him, then you must care for us as well."
Viola looked up at the witch and wiped her eyes. "You guys are alright." She set Droop gently down and straightened her armor. "So what now?"
"Easy. We find Glasstaff, bash his stupid brains in and take him off to Sildar so he can spend the rest of his life in chains." Sonny growled, yanking his sword from the torso of the dead Redbrand.
“That’s…descriptive,” Peri said. “Sonny, are you feeling alright?”
“No, I’m not,” the fighter snarled, flicking the blood to the floor, “All this bloodshed, all this cruelty, and for what? What did these guys think they would gain from doing this?”
“It is hard to say what lies in the hearts of men,” Verne mused, “but we cannot control the actions of others, merely trust that our own path is more enlightened.”
“I don’t know about all that. But I intend to make Glasstaff pay for what he’s done- what he’s inspired. That man does not leave free tonight, mark my words.”
“I am with you, my friend,” Verne replied. “The threat of the Redbrands is nearly finished. And now, it falls to us to end it.”
The others nodded, quaffed their healing potions as-needed and proceeded down the hall to face their final foe. Before she left the room, Viola grabbed one of the Redbrands cloaks and draped it over Droop’s body, placing a hand on the goblin’s forehead and saying, “I’m sorry you never got to taste real freedom, Droop. I hope wherever your journey takes you next, you get to fly there on your own power.” Then, with a tight grip on her short sword, Viola ran to join the others.
The final hallway led to a room that appeared to be Glasstaff's workshop. A rat scurried across the floor and took refuge under a large work table set up with alembics, retorts, distillation coils, and other alchemical devices, all of it stewing and bubbling away. The walls were lined with bookshelves crowded with sheaves of parchment and strange-looking tomes. Rose walked over to the desk, casually perusing the bottles and looking over the formulas. “Say what you will about the man's ethics, but this is quite the setup,” she said, running her finger along a set of well-organized glass beakers. “Though his work is shoddy. He's clearly trying to make a potion of invisibility, but he's using xanthan gum instead of gum arabic.”
“Yeah, what an idiot,” Viola rolled her eyes.
“Can we focus?” Sonny frowned. “He's clearly not here, so we should move on.”
“Hold on, hayseed, let's not forget the other reason we're here. We're looking for correspondence and other evidence, remember?” Viola chided.
Sonny offered no argument, but moved to the door, clearly agitated. His hand tapped at his side impatiently while he half-heartedly checked around the room. Verne moved to one of the bookshelves, drawing a leather-bound tome. Leafing through it, he called for his friends’ attention, “I believe I may have found something useful. This is a journal of a dwarven adventurer named Urmon who wrote a detailed account of his experiences with Wave Echo Cave and the Forge of-”
At that moment, a loud poof and a wisp of purple smoke appeared at the center of the room as Peri came up coughing, “Sorry,” they rasped. “I was trying to catch that rat and it just exploded in my hands.”
“Don't eat rats, Per-” Rose began, but her eyes widened. “Wait, did the rat explode when you picked it up, or did you damage it in some way?”
“Well, I may have pricked it with a claw or two,” Peri admitted.
“That was no ordinary rat,” the witch's face grew deadly serious. “We have to move- Glasstaff knows we're here.”
“What, really?” Peri's eyes widened.
“I've seen this before. It wasn't just a rat, it was a familiar. Wizards use them sometimes for scouting, battle, loads of things.” Rose explained, grabbing loose vials from off the table and stowing them for later. Sonny, receiving all the signal he needed, threw open the door and ran in, with the others quickly following, Verne tucking the book into his pack as he ran.
The party spilled out into a bedchamber whose walls were covered with drapes of scarlet cloth. The furnishings included a small writing desk with matching chair, a comfortable-looking bed, and a wooden chest at the foot of the bed.
Viola ran over to the chest, opened it and whistled, “Man, what a haul.” Inside was a pile of coins and gems, the spoils of the Redbrands criminal activity for the past two months.
“Dammit, where is he?” Sonny growled, slamming his fist against the bedpost.
“Not far.” Verne asserted, pointing to a well-hidden door on the south side of the room that was slightly cracked. The elf ran to the door, pulled it the rest of the way open and disappeared down the passage beyond. Sonny followed soon behind, along with Peri and Rose, but Viola lingered a moment, walking over to the desk and snatching a letter that caught her eye: a letter emblazoned with a large black spider. The rogue's eyebrows raised and she hastily stuffed the letter into her pocket before taking off down the tunnel to catch up with her friends.
Chapter 5.12: Glasstaff
Running down the passage, Verne saw a robed figure dashing ahead of them, a large glass rod in one hand and a handful of scrolls in the other. The figure stopped a moment, leaning against the stone wall of the tunnel, before turning to his left and shouting something. With his enhanced hearing, Verne could just make out the phrase, "-thic! Where are you, you miserable beast...I need you to protect me!" The figure turned, and Verne caught a glimpse of a dark beard before they took off running down the passage once more. The party continued running and, passing the point where the figure had stopped, found an opening to their left that led to the cavern in which they'd defeated the Nothic.
Rounding a corner, the party saw light pouring into the passage from an open door- the same secret door Rose had found in the cellar. All of a sudden, they heard a metallic clatter followed by a slam and a yell. Viola grinned- apparently Glasstaff had found her ball bearings. This gave the party the time they needed to close the rest of the distance, spilling out into the cellar to find a short, dark-haired man scrambling to regain his footing as he moved toward the cistern. The man turned to the party, a brief look of fear flashing in his eyes before melting into a veneer of false confidence. "Hello, strangers. How wonderful it is to have guests," he smiled, finally reaching the edge of the cistern and taking a seat. "I am called Glasstaff. I'm sure the pleasure is all yours."
"I suppose you are called Glasstaff by some," Viola replied coolly, "but that's not really your name, is it, Iarno?" The rogue pulled out the letter and showed it to the party. It read:
"Lord Albrek,
My spies in Neverwinter tell me that strangers are due to arrive in Phandalin. They could be working for the dwarves. Capture them if you can, kill them if you must, but don’t allow them to upset our plans. See that any dwarven maps in their possession are delivered to me with haste. I’m counting on you, Iarno. Don’t disappoint me.
The Black Spider"
The rest of the party's eyes widened, but the wizard looked unimpressed. "I don't deny it." he crossed his legs and sneered. "So, what now heroes, are you going to clap me in irons? Take me back to the Lord's Alliance and that fool Sildar?"
"That's the plan," Sonny growled, "unless you're fixin’ to make this fun."
"Ooh, how terrifying," Iarno sneered. "While I'm sure such a fracas would be absolutely riveting, I do have business to attend to, so if you will excuse me-" the wizard leaned back into the cistern and reached beneath the water, but his confident sneer quickly vanished, replaced by a look of confused frustration.
"Where is it...where is it?!" he shouted, turning and splashing his hand through the water, frantically looking for something.
"Oh, are you looking for your boogity bag?" Peri smiled and pointed to the discarded satchel on the floor next to the cistern. "It's over there. We already went through it though. Did you know you packed it without any snacks? I thought wizards were supposed to be smart."
Iarno leaped up from the cistern, his face contorted in a look of absolute fury. "You dare mock me? You dare come here, threatening me, threatening all that I have built and sacrificed for? Die, you impudent vermin!" The wizard slammed his staff on the ground and a shimmer of blue arcane light passed over his body, briefly taking the form of ornate armor before disappearing in a pulse of arcane energy that sent the ball bearings flying.
Verne, ever-quick on the draw, slung his bow from his shoulder and fired off an arrow, which pierced deep into the mage's right breast. The mage snarled and raised his staff as Sonny came running in, swinging his sword in a wide arc, but the wizard simply batted the strike away and said, "Your paltry brute force is no match for my power!" Peri responded with a burst of sacred flame that licked harmlessly off the wizard's magically fortified robes. Viola rushed in, flanking the wizard opposite of Sonny. She swung her shortsword, nearly hitting her mark, but at the last moment, Glasstaff threw up a magical barrier that deflected the strike. Viola spun with the deflection, accelerating into a backhanded slash with her scimitar that caught the wizard under the ribs.
Snarling, Glasstaff struck out at the fighter, muttering an incantation as he grasped the front of Sonny's metal armor. Then with a crackle of spectral blue light a burst of electricity coursed through the fighter, momentarily stunning him as the wizard teleported to the other side of the room in a puff of pink mist. Not waiting to see the results of his handiwork, Iarno took off up the stairs.
Rose ran after him, drawing her component pouch and using the last of her magical energy to let loose a pulse of pink energy and a flurry of rose petals that slowed the wizard's movements and made his eyelids grow heavy. His footfalls became more and more labored as he tramped out into the night air, staggering to the center of the field before falling to ground, slipping into a deep, magical slumber.
The party rushed up the stairs and surrounded the sleeping wizard, breathing heavy and making sure that everyone was unharmed. Verne pulled a rope from his pack and carefully bound the wizard after Viola had gone through and removed any arcane focuses or components he might have used to cast spells. Sonny lifted the unconscious wizard and slung him over his shoulder, taking no care to do so gently. "So, what now?" he asked. "Off to find Sildar?"
"I believe that would be a wise course of action." Verne replied, exhausted.
"Yeah, the sooner we turn him in, the sooner we can go to bed," Peri sighed. "I think my bruises have bruises."
"Yeah, we could do that," Viola pondered, "or we could head back in and pick up all that now-ownerless treasure!" She smiled hopefully at the others, but was met by a panel of exhausted and unamused faces. The halfling puffed out her cheeks and sighed, kicking a pebble in frustration.
"How's about we come back tomorrow?" Sonny offered. "That way we can rest up and come back with some things to carry all that gold with."
"Gods bless you, hayseed, I knew there was a reason I liked you!" the rogue laughed.
"Oh, come now, don't encourage her," Rose sighed. "Are we all going to become thieves now?"
"That depends: you plan on giving the staff and scrolls back to Glasstaff when he comes to?" Sonny grinned as Rose blushed, clutching the magic items to her chest.
"W-well, that's different," she stammered. "I'm confiscating these from a known criminal. It's not thievery if you use them for a better purpose."
"Yeah, you're basically recycling. Thanks for your service, hero." Viola scoffed, and though Rose bristled slightly, she smiled in spite of herself. The others laughed as they walked through the forest, having grown closer through their ordeal.
Interlude: Preparations (Rose)
17 Tarsakh 1491
Prepared Spells
Level One
Disguise Self
False Life
Magic Missile
Sleep
Level Two(!)
Hold Person
Misty Step
Component Pouch
1/4lb charcoal
5 sticks incense
1 pkg herbs
15 rose petals
1 feather (raven)
50mL dwarvish whiskey
10mg multi-colored sand
2 inch stick of iron (straight)
1oz gum arabic w an eyelash
1 2in×2in silk square
Dear Diary,
Today is the day I've been waiting for. After a month of searching, I finally found some spell scrolls- three of them! One is of a level I can't quite utilize yet, but I'm so excited that I'm finally making progress. So today I need three things: my spell book, some parchment, and a possibly questionable amount of coffee.
The first spell I'll be copying is charm person. I shudder to think what that ‘Glasstaff’ planned to use it for- likely something foul. But I believe that with some proper focus, I can put it to good use. And utilizing magical theory, I believe that if I strengthen the charm, I can use it to temporarily stupefy creatures, so long as they're mostly humanoid.
Another addition I'm excited to begin testing with is misty step: a spell I've seen Brunhilde use dozens of times, but now that I've heard the verbal component more clearly (it helps to have pompous foes, I suppose) I believe I can mimic it for myself. I mistakenly assumed that it was of the evocation school, eliciting an outward effect (creating mist with transportive properties) but in actuality, the mist is a byproduct of discorporation and reconstitution of the user's molecules, so utilizing conjuration inflection should be more effective.
Last is augury, one that will be very useful, I think. Divination is admittedly not my strong suit (I excel in creating illusions and charms, not revealing or breaking them) but it will be useful to be able to learn information more easily. Especially as we will soon be searching for Cragmaw Castle in order to rescue Gundren. Also, it may help to know if Brunhilde is near…
Well, diary, it's clear I have a lot of work to do, and possibly only one day to do it. Sonny is adamant that we rescue Gundren as soon as possible- something I'd like to tell him is stupid, but I think may need to wait. I wasn't very kind to him yesterday, and you and I can't exactly afford to lose any friends. But for now: I must learn.
Until next time,
Rose
Interlude: Preparations (Sonny)
Sonny,
What the hell do you think you're doing boy, sending your uncle Jack's sword back to the farm like that? Your mother nearly had a heart attack before she read the attached letter. We raised you with more common sense than that, so try to use it.
Speaking of your letter, don't worry about rushing back to Goldenfields just yet. We've got plenty of neighbors pitching in from around town to pick up the slack during planting season. You made a promise to help Rosie when the two of you set out with Mr. Verne, so make sure you mind them and keep it.
As for your dustup with those Redbrands, I wouldn't pay it too much mind. Based on what you've told us, you didn't give those boys anything they didn't buy and pay for with how they treated the people of Phandalin. The gods gave you your strength so you could be a guardian, son. So long as you use your shield to protect as much as you use your sword to punish, I reckon you'll be alright.
That's it for now. Gotta get back to choring. But I love you, and I look forward to hearing more stories when you get back.
Pa
PS - I've returned the gold you sent us. Much as I appreciate you wanting to contribute, it doesn't feel right to receive charity from my son. Besides, you're not gonna get too many chances to travel the world. Enjoy it while you can, before life brings you back down to earth.
Enclosed: 15gp
Interlude: Preparations (Verne)
My Dearest Anais,
I must forewarn you; the details of this tale are of a different nature than my previous two. Battles with goblins, while perilous, are rather simple affairs. Their culture, foreign as it is, is easy enough to understand if you are familiar with their hierarchies and proclivities. Humans, on the other hand, are as varied as the clouds in the sky. And much like clouds, men can sometimes take on forms that are dark and twisted. Such were the men who donned the scarlet cloak of the Redbrands.
Our conflict began as soon as we entered Phandalin; hearing whispers of their nefarious deeds from multiple townsfolk. Most disturbing of these was a tale that Peri heard from Trilena Stonehill, wife of Stonehill Inn proprietor Toblen Stonehill. According to her, the Redbrands had started an altercation with a local woodcarver before murdering him in broad daylight. And not long after, his wife and children went missing. Unable to ignore their threat any longer, Sonny insisted we take action.
We trekked over to the Sleeping Giant Taphouse, where we found four of the ruffians drinking on the porch. I don't recall precisely what was said, but one of them called out an insult and no sooner had he done so than Sonny charged the man and headbutted him. I believe you would have liked Sonny- he often reminds me of your wife Thalia: very kind, but with a terrifying propensity for violence in the face of injustice. We quickly dispatched the ruffians, leaving one alive so we could interrogate him. He informed us of the general structure and armaments of the Redbrands hideout, and with that settled we headed over to Tresendar Manor.
While there, we steadily worked our way through the place room by room, dealing with all manner of opposition: skeletons, bugbears, the Redbrand ruffians, obviously, and a terrifying one-eyed creature called 'the nothic.' In that particular battle, Rose was injured, and required medical attention while the others investigated the surrounding area. I must confess, though it was a dire situation, I am guilty of almost enjoying the opportunity to care for someone again. It reminded me of when your great-aunt Gwendolyn would fall ill as a girl and Rosalie and I would give her soup and read her stories. Old habits die hard, I suppose.
Once Rose had recovered, we made the final push to hunt down Glasstaff, the mysterious leader of the Redbrands. We investigated his wizard's lab, where I found a journal chronicling an adventurer's journey through the same Wave Echo Cave we now seek. I kept it, but so far have found little of interest or that we did not already know, other than the presence of an artifact that was of particular interest to Peri. Thankfully, that delay did not cost us much, as we were able to close in on the scoundrel and catch him thanks to some impressive foresight on Viola's part. After a brief struggle, we captured Glasstaff, who revealed himself to in fact be Iarno Albrek, the missing member of the Lord's Alliance that Sildar asked us to find.
Mr. Albrek has been in custody two days now, and in that time he has divulged the following:
The Black Spider is a drow searching for the lost Forge of Spells
The three bugbears we encountered were sent to keep the population of Phandalin under control while the Black Spider's operatives searched Wave Echo Cave.
Those bugbears know the location of the cave, something that would have been a staggering loss if Rose had not opted to render one unconscious rather than slaying it as we did the other two.
As luck would have it, Sonny and Viola re-encountered that bugbear while pilfering the now "ownerless" treasure of Tresendar Manor (Viola's words, not mine.) After what I am sure was a completely peaceable conversation, the bugbear agreed to show us the way to not only Wave Echo Cave, but to Cragmaw Castle, where our friend and employer Gundren Rockseeker is being held. I do not know if trusting him is wise, but at this juncture we have little choice. Gundren's life hangs in the balance.
I apologize if this retelling was over-long. You must forgive an old man his prattling. But for now, I must prepare and rest. We have a long trek to Cragmaw Castle, and a perilous mission once we get there. I look forward to telling you all about it.
With Love Everlasting,
Verne
Interlude: Preparations (Peri)
17 Tarsakh
Prayer
“I gratefully thank You, O Morning Lord, for empowering Your believers, that we may smite the wicked. ”
Thanks
Thank you for guiding me to a place where I can do good.
Thank you for giving me allies that I can fight evil alongside.
Thank you for illuminating my path with the journal. I swear to find the Lightbringer, that it may bring me closer to your radiance.
Blessings
I pray for blessings for my allies, who keep me company on the road:
I pray that your light reaches the red one. She's been cooped up in her room for two days with nothing but books and coffee. Hopefully she hasn't already forgotten what the sun looks like.
I pray for Sonny, that he may find his smile again. He kinda scares me when he's angry.
I pray for the peaceful rest of Verne's children. He must have loved them very much.
I pray for Viola, that her tiny little legs don't buckle from carrying all that gold around.
I pray for the fallen innocents: Thel Dendrar and Droop the goblin, gone before their time.
And I'll also pray for my enemies, who we felled in battle. I hope in the land beyond, they are able to reflect on their choices and make peace with them.
Closing
Thank you Lathander, Inspiration’s Dawn, for all you do. For the warmth and light you wash over us. Till the next dawn comes.
Amen.
Interlude: Preparations (Viola)
Total Treasure From Redbrand Hideout
Coin
327gp, 37ep, 456sp, 75cp
Items
Potion of healing (3)
Potion of invisibility
Garnets (2) - worth 10gp each, per Peri
Platinum signet ring - worth 50gp, per Halia
Beaver pelts (30) - worth 2gp each, per Halia (DON'T TELL VERNE)
Malachite gems (5) - worth 15gp each, per Peri
Spell scroll of augury
"Talon" (magic sword)
Bejeweled eyepatch - gross. But worth 50gp, per Peri
Gold earring w ruby - worth 30gp, per Peri
Bottles of assorted 'wizard stuff' (3) - worth 25gp each, per Rose
Carnelians (5) - worth 10gp each, per Peri
Peridots (2) - worth 15gp each, per Peri
Pearl - worth 100gp, per Peri
Scroll of charm person
Scroll of fireball
Staff of Defense
Other
Bugbear guide (1) - pretty much worthless, but agreed to take us to Cragmaw Castle after some "diplomatic encouragement" when we found him trying to make off with some of my treasure.
Value Total
867gp, 37ep, 456sp, 75cp
Split
173gp, 37ep, 99sp, 19cp each
Rose: spell scrolls (3), staff of defense
Sonny: Talon
Verne: potion of healing (2)
Peri: potion of healing
Viola: potion of invisibility
Chapter 6.1: Cragmaw Castle
The party tramped through the forest, led by Krustt, their bugbear guide. The road had been long, but fairly uneventful; the rolling hills and rocky terrain providing the only resistance in their journey. After a few hours of walking, they finally arrived at their destination. The castle consisted of seven crumbling towers of different sizes and heights, all in varying states of collapse. A short flight of steps led up to a terrace in front of the main entryway. Past the wreckage of a pair of sundered doors was a shadowed hall. Round towers loomed over the entranceway, with dark arrow slits looking down on the terrace.
Verne looked at the two arrow slits and frowned. "We may have more trouble than we anticipated. I cannot see through those windows, but I would wager they are not unguarded."
"So, what's the plan?" Sonny asked, adjusting the sword at his hip. "Rush in fast, take 'em by surprise?"
"I'd prefer not to be turned into a pincushion if I can help it," Rose sniffed.
"For once I agree with the bookworm. We need to be careful with this." Viola stroked her chin. "What if we ran a trick play? Maybe get fuzzy here to pretend that we're his 'captives' and take us inside. Hell, it'll probably get us to where Gundren's being held."
"Yer outta yer mind if ya think I'm doin' that." Krustt growled. "I ain't gettin' myself killed for ya. The deal was, I get ya to the castle and ya let me go."
"The deal is whatever I say it is, creep." Viola snarled. The rogue reached for her short sword, but Sonny stepped between the two of them and folded his arms.
"You don't have to help us anymore if you don't want to. We appreciate you taking us this far, Krustt." The fighter said, his demeanor calm.
"At least one of ya's got some honor." Krustt grumbled.
"Speaking of honor, I have a request before you leave." Sonny said, locking eyes with their guide. "I want you to swear you'll never use your strength to hurt someone weaker than you again."
The bugbear sneered at the request, but upon seeing that the fighter was sincere his face fell. "Ya can't be serious."
"I'm not really the funny one of the bunch," Sonny smiled. "I just think someone with your strength could do a lot of good if you tried."
"Ugh, spare me." The bugbear spat. "I'll swear whatever ya want, just lemme go already."
The fighter turned and gestured to the path they came from. Krustt shouldered his way past, snarling at Viola as he went. "Yer gonna get yerselves killed goin' in there." he said. "Best to go home now and spare yerselves the trouble."
"Not our style, you overgrown throw rug." Viola called.
Krustt scowled, but kept on walking until, with one last confused look at Sonny, he disappeared into the brush.
"There goes our decoy," Viola sighed. "I hope it was worth it, hayseed."
"I don't want anyone putting themselves at risk on our account. We've gotten by on our own just fine till now." Sonny replied.
"It's just as well," Rose offered. "An unwilling ally is more likely to betray us than help."
"I guess so. So what now? Stealthy approach?" Viola asked.
"I believe that is our best course of action for now." Verne nodded.
"I dunno guys," Peri mused. "Sonny's not exactly the stealthy type with all this armor on." To illustrate their point, the tabaxi reached over and rapped their knuckles loudly against the fighter's heavy iron greaves.
"That's a good point." Viola sighed. "And we can't very well leave you or your armor outside, so..." the rogue pulled out the potion of invisibility from her bag.
Sonny held up his hands, "I can't take that, Viola, it's yours."
"We don't have much of a choice here," Viola frowned. "It might not cover up the sound, but at least they won't see you coming. At this point we either storm the castle, potentially getting filled with holes, or you take the potion, and we sneak in. What's it gonna be?"
"When you put it that way," the fighter grumbled, but gingerly picked up the bottle. With one last apologetic glance to Viola, Sonny tilted the bottle back and drank the liquid, slowly vanishing as he did until he disappeared completely.
"Sonny? Are you still here?" Peri asked nervously, looking around.
"Yeah, I'm here." the fighter's voice responded from thin air. "This is crazy, though. Can't see my own hand in front of my face."
"Glad you're having such a fun time with my potion," Viola grumbled. "Can we get going please? I dunno how long that thing'll last."
"The potion should last an hour, but I'd prefer we get started all the same." Rose agreed.
With Viola leading the way, the party quietly crept across the field up to the decrepit castle. They each approached the door one at a time, taking care to keep low and out of sight of the arrow slits. Once the last of them had made it across the courtyard and to the steps, they let out a quiet sigh of relief and entered the foyer of the castle.
Inside, doors stood closed to the north and south, with a crumbled mound of rubble partially obscuring the southern hall. To the east, a broad corridor ended in two more doors leading south and east. The corridor was cluttered with dusty rubble and fallen plaster from a partial collapse of the ceiling overhead.
"Where to now?" Peri whispered, their eyes shifting from left to right, as though expecting a goblin to pop out of the wall at any moment.
"I say we take out whoever's manning the archer posts. Thin their numbers a bit." Viola suggested.
"A shrewd idea," Verne nodded. "Let us split into two groups, that we may contain them to the archery posts. Rose and I shall take the northern post, Viola and Peri, you take the south."
"What about me?" Sonny's voice whispered from thin air.
"You're the lookout, hayseed." Viola grinned.
"The invisibility effect dissipates if the user's heart rate elevates too much," Rose explained. "If we want to maximize the efficacy of the potion, it's best you hold back for now."
"I understood most of that, I guess," Sonny sighed. He walked over to the pile of rubble, picking up two stones, which to the others appeared to float on their own. "If I see anyone coming, I'll toss these in your direction. So keep your ears open." The others nodded and split off to opposite sides of the foyer.
Verne approached the northern door silently, gracefully turning the knob and swinging the door open, completely undetected by the two goblins who stood with their backs to them, completely unaware they were being observed. Verne readied his bow and knocked an arrow, taking aim at the first goblin and firing his shot which embedded itself between the goblins shoulder blades. Before the second goblin could react, Verne quickly loosed another arrow and dispatched it, leaving the two of them bleeding on the floor.
At the southern door, Viola had similar fortune in getting the door open. She crept in, Peri opting to keep tight to her as she went. Getting as close as she dared, the rogue drew her blades, cutting down the first goblin with a single slash, then following up with a second stroke that bloodied the other before Peri put it out of its misery with a burst of sacred flame. Their quarries dispatched; the party reunited in the foyer to plan their next move.
Chapter 6.2: The Right Way
The party stood in the foyer, weighing their options. To the north and south were closed doors whose contents were a mystery, and ahead of them was a large pile of rubble with a passage just beyond.
“Where do y’all think we should go next?” Sonny asked, finally breaking the silence.
“Hard to say,” Rose mused. “The archery posts are equidistant, so there's no clear favor of protection to one side.”
“So I guess the treasure hoard trick is out this time.” Viola grumbled. “I guess we just pick a direction and hope for the best.”
“Ok, let's go that way, then.” Peri said, walking over to the door to their right.
“Why do you reckon that's the right way?” Sonny asked.
“Well, it's there in the name, isn't it?” Peri grinned. “It's the ‘right’ door, geddit?” The tabaxi pulled opened the door, their smile fading as they were met with three startled goblins who immediately dove for their weapons.
Worried the goblins may catch Peri flat-footed, Sonny charged into the room. He swung his sword in a wide arc as the potion of invisibility wore off, seeming to materialize out of thin air as he felled a goblin in a single strike.
Rose, who had begun aiming a fire bolt as soon as the door opened, was thrown off by Sonny’s sudden appearance in the room, and dashed her wand to the side, narrowly avoiding the fighter’s head with the magical burst. “There goes the invisibility,” she grumbled under her breath.
The remaining goblins, still stunned by the sudden intrusion, tried to slash at Sonny, but found the fighter’s splint mail and shield to be impenetrable. While they were thus engaged, Peri tried to blast one of them with a burst of sacred flame, but found their target to be nimble, even in surprise.
Viola charged in next, standing astride Sonny and feinting with her short sword before slashing across one of the remaining goblins chests. Her presence did have the unfortunate byproduct of obscuring Verne’s shot, which instead of finding purchase in its target, shattered against the crumbling stone wall.
At that moment, summoned by the noise, a fourth goblin wandered in from a crumbled tunnel that made up the east entrance to the room. It looked around curiously, then with a yelp at the sight of the blood, screamed for its allies to join in the fray, and soon the party was swarmed by eight more goblins, one of them wearing a tall chef’s hat and wielding a meat cleaver.
Two of the new goblins rushed towards Sonny, slashing with their scimitars, one of which Sonny was able to deflect with his shield, but the other nicked across his calf. The fighter grimaced, but otherwise maintained his footing. Returning the strike with two of his own, he killed both of his would-be assailants in short order.
Rose stepped into the doorway and, seeing themselves outnumbered, resolved to take multiple enemies off the board at once. She drew her component pouch, retrieved her trusty rose petals, and with a swirl of pink mist, lulled three of the goblins who were rushing in through the tunnel into a drowsy trance before quickly retreating back to the foyer as two of them slumped to the ground unconscious.
One of the goblins, shrugging off the witch’s spell, rushed Viola, blade drawn, but found the rogue to be far too agile for its attacks to land. Another of its fellows, looking to follow in its footsteps, ended up doing just that: missing the halfling completely and colliding solidly with another goblin.
Peri, frustrated that they had gotten their friends into this mess, raised their holy symbol to the sky and recited a prayer, summoning a golden ball of light which bounced across the ground, crushing one of the goblins near Sonny before a burst of sacred flame singed another.
Viola, entangled with her two goblin foes, ducked quickly behind Sonny’s legs, using them as a brief cover before piercing through one of the goblin’s throats with her short sword. Unfortunately, the tight quarters created by the fighter, three goblins and a giant bouncing ball skewed her scimitar strike, narrowly missing her intended target.
In an attempt to ease the pressure off of his allies, Verne fired off two arrows, one finding purchase in the ample belly of the cleaver-wielding goblin, and the other in the head of another.
The last goblin, enraged at the slaughter, aimed its scimitar forward and charged, scoring a large gash across Sonny’s leg, which the fighter repaid in kind with a sword stroke of his own which slew the goblin instantly.
Rose, peeking back into the door, let loose a burst of fire which had much the same effect as the last, but had the added downside of giving away her position. The last remaining goblin saw the witch and, assuming her to be the weak link due to her retreat, attempted to pursue, but was swiftly cut down by Sonny, who saw the creature’s intent and put a stop to it with a decisive chop. With the threat ended, Peri, Rose and Verne joined Sonny and Viola in the goblin barracks.
"'It's right in the name,' huh?" Viola scoffed, wiping goblin blood from her swords.
"How was I supposed to know there would be goblins behind the door?" Peri mewed.
"How were you supposed to know there were goblins, in the goblin castle, filled with goblins? Gee, I'm not sure." The rogue rolled her eyes.
"What's done is done," Sonny said. "Let's not waste time fighting about it."
"Peri, what exactly is this?" Rose asked, gesturing to the large golden sphere which now lay in the corner.
"That's my spiritual weapon!" Peri said, proudly.
"It looks like a ball," Viola said flatly, poking it with her scimitar.
"Shaping spiritual energy is hard," Peri pouted, "I just need some more practice."
"I do not expect there will be a shortage of opportunities, my friend," Verne sighed, looking at the heaps of goblin bodies.
Peri followed the elf's gaze and swallowed hard. "Is anyone hurt?" they offered.
Sonny moved his tunic aside and showed Peri the cut along his leg. "It's not very deep, but one of 'em got me. What do you think?"
Peri took a look at the cut. "Hm, you're right, it's not very deep. Can you put weight on the leg ok?"
Sonny took some steps back and forth across the barracks. "Yeah, no problems there."
Rose stole a disapproving glance at Sonny, but said nothing, instead jotting down notes on Peri's spiritual weapon in her journal. Peri, taking notice, said, "Maybe I should patch it up, just in case. Best not to chance an infection with all the...you know." They gestured to the dead goblins littering the floor. Sonny shuddered, and nodded, lifting the leg so the cleric could better access it. Peri uttered a prayer, and their paws began to glow with a light golden aura. They waved across the wound and the cut magically closed.
"Good as new," Sonny grinned, stomping his foot on the ground. "Thanks, buddy."
Peri smiled and nodded, looping their holy symbol back around their neck. "Where to next? Somebody else pick this time."
Viola walked to the west end of the barracks and looked down the lone twisting path that led through the ruins. The halfling stroked her chin in mock contemplation, "Well, I suppose we could go 'forward.' I hear it's the direction named after going forward- it's right there in the name." Peri's nostrils flared, but the rogue crossed her eyes and puffed out her cheeks, causing the tabaxi to burst out laughing.
"I'm just kidding, fuzzball," Viola grinned, scratching Peri behind the ears. "But I do think we should go this way instead of backtracking. If anyone heard our fight here on the south side of the castle, they would've come already, so I'd wager the path forward is relatively clear."
The others offered no argument, and pressed on down the narrow passage, which opened into a large hall, the western portion of which ended in a wall of rubble. The ceiling arced high, nearly twenty-five feet, and the room was furnished with two large, wooden tables with plain benches at the center and a brass brazier full of glowing coals tucked into the corner. Dirty dishes, half-full stewpots, moldy heels of bread, and gnawed bones covered the tables.
Rose wrinkled her nose at the rotten food on the table. “Ugh, that's absolutely vile,” she said, covering her mouth with a kerchief.
“Yeah, it's not the cleanest,” Sonny agreed, walking up to the stew pot. He picked up the ladle leaning against the side and gave it a stir. “This is kinda neat though. I'll admit, I'm a bit curious- I've never had goblin food before.”
“You can't be serious.” Rose's eyes widened in horror.
“What's the problem?” The fighter shrugged. “It's on an open flame, so it's hot enough that it'll kill whatever could make you sick.”
“If it were only bacteria we were worried about, sure,” Rose insisted. “But we don't know what that meat is, or the quality of the vegetables they used either.”
“Seriously, hayseed. You can't smell, so trust us- that stew is bad news.” Viola warned.
“Alright, fine.” Sonny stepped away from the stew pot. “Let's move on then. Pretty sure we're by our lonesome here.”
“How very mature of you, Sonny,” Verne smiled, amused. The elf strode to the east end of the ruined dining hall and tilted their ear to the door. Signaling that the coast was clear, he led the party down another hallway with piles of rubble stacked high on either side. At the end of the hall was a large curtain, partitioning the southern wing of the castle from the rest of the structure. Once again, Verne tilted his head up and listened closely, but heard nothing.
“I believe there are no goblins beyond this curtain, though I cannot say whether or not there is a more silent threat in their stead,” he said, taking hold of the thick material.
“We've come this far, haven't we?” Viola snarled, gripping the hilt of her short sword.
Verne nodded, and with a quick pull, the elf parted the curtain, giving way for the party to pass through.