A place for DMs to talk and scheme making new ways to kill and torture their players
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I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I would stab Thia with the blade that killed my father, and just smash ash’s head against a rock.
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I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
Cause the rock does 100 quadrillion damage eat hit
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I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you. If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
A place for DMs to talk and scheme making new ways to kill and torture their players
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
By being on this chat I can tell you that your tabaxi will die
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
And so will your 45231536 different characters
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
First let’s start with….
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Can you guess?
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Don’t say Ash Yearwood!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
Pls say Thia Girie!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
Thia Girie
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Thia girie
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Yay!!!!!!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
And then ash Yearwood
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
No!!!!!!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
I would stab Thia with the blade that killed my father, and just smash ash’s head against a rock.
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
She only has 3 trillion hit points what the problem?
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
Provided you had a strength score of 600
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
3 trillion, meh
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
Cause the rock does 100 quadrillion damage eat hit
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
But that was just a hologram
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!
Thats what you always say you scaredy cat
I am a giant cat who lives in the Underdark, I am friends with Master Demigorgon and will not hesitate to eat you.
If you survive my deadly bite you will desolve in my horrid stomach acids, if by Jove you manage to survive that, well mr Lucky unkillable John Mclane, I eat my turds.
NOT a RICKROLL
Gandalf with a glock, Lord of hairballs, President of the Sadistic Cats, Your mum, David Blowie, Punksty paws, I eat humanoids
But Ash Yearwood worships Cats!
I also have the ability to manifest my thoughts in ways that cut people. I call this power words. -Tasha
Join the bloodless band! Join us in the attack on darkness!
Come swim over to the Bloody Barnacle! The Bloody Barnacle against the world!
They/them
I enjoy eating humanoids dont freak out you get to live in a cell for 3 weeks before i kill you yay!!!!!
I’m the new god of kobolds (or goddess)
Silhouette of determination! Thanks drum!