this is a dumb thread. you add the word goat to a famous qoute to make it funny for my enjoyment as I wait for food to cook.

here's the first one.

hulk; puny goat.

and some more,

ask not what your goat can do for you, but what you can do for your goat.

i could do this all goat

i am goat.(groot)

"The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon." This is from Hoid, in some book inside the Cosmere. Probably Way of kings/Words of Radiance in the Stormlight Archive. Goat = storyteller

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the goats in your years." - Abraham Lincoln (or maybe not, I did a google search for a quote.)

And also something I found on his quotes, again on the internet (on a website this time), so no absolute certainty here, but I love this: "My best friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read." (Abraham Lincoln) My deepest apologies, but I will not goat-ify this one.

Also, "These are not the goats you're looking for."

What's a Ram's favorite haircut?

Goatee!

*Dies from cringe*