Welcome to Dumb Deaths!

The rules of this game are simple: The person above you will make up an overpowered character, and you will kill it in a clever way.

Examples:

• Person A: Drovan the Goliath. Weilder of a giant axe that can slay any foe in one hit.
• Person B: The axe is so powerful that he swings wrong and kills himself. Khadle the Fire Sorceror. His flames burn down anything but him.
• Person C: His flames burn down a whole building, which falls onto of him and crushes him. Brandon Rockheart...

I think you understand now.

I will start. Manala the Necromancer. She can steal souls and use them to give herself extra lives.

But only from those she loves, and soon people find out about her betrayal, they gang up, and kill her. 

Zippy the Zippster. A small gnome that can move and think at the speed of light, with perfect control over himself when he uses this power. 

Moving at the speed of light causes air friction to incinerate him.

The true knight of ni. When he says the word ni, all effects on him are removed and all living creatures in a 100ft radius apart from himself are killed. He also has eyes in the back, top and sides of his head, as well as on his feet. No sneaking up him.

Note: Racial abilities: He has true sight and darkvision and can say ni 100 times per second. 

He is struck dumb by the gods, and is assassinated soon after. 

Boomerang Ben. He can create boomerangs from any substance, instantly, and can throw them with extreme accuracy, at any range, and any amount can be thrown at one time. He favors making boomerangs of adamantium and lightning. He can also make them disappear at any time. 

He throws a boomerang at the sun, and seemingly nothing happens. Then a few days later something comes back to him and hits him in the head, killing him. "I wonder what that was?" Is his last thought. 

Fix-it fil. Can basically fix anything, including any kind of wound, even if it doesn't seem physically possible for him too.

He fixes the bomb that someone defused, and it goes off, killing him. 

Teleporting Tim. He can teleport anywhere, instantly, and can also teleport other beings/creatures and any object anywhere, instantly. 

He teleports into a wall

Invincible bob, immune to all weapons

He gets nailed by a spatula.

Ohnu, the Scribe of Life. When he writes something, it comes true.

He writes about his own death

Lucky larry, a halfling rogue that always rolls nat 20s

He rolls a crit on his History check to decipher the secrets of the universe, and discovered so much information that his brain becomes super dence and imploads. 

Reck-it Ralf:  He's strong, and likes breaking stuff.

His game gets unplugged, with him inside. 

Sunny Steve. Steve is a Gargantuan being made of several stars condensed into one body, and he can do whatever he likes with all of this fiery power. 

He forgets that when stars go too near other stars things can go wrong. He explodes and imploads at the same time.

Weird al: You wouldn't kill a songwriting legend, would you?

Oh, I would. Weird al is too weird for his own brain to handle so his brain retires and he dies.

Cohd-Tohn, a spirit that can inhabit others bodies.

Everyone dies, and he runs out of bodys to inhabit. He gets bored and curls up and dies

Max: He has max on all ability scores

But his HP is 0. 

Invincible Ian. He can't be damaged in any way. 

He gets trapped in molten diamond which hardens. He is now trapped for eternity.

Lord Quantum. He can alter time and space at will.

He accidentally goes back to far, and freezes in space instantly 

dm:a dm, with all the dm powers

The wizard he killed with “rocks fall, everyone dies” had a clone ready, made many simulacra with wish beforehand, and used gate to go after him in real life.

Duplicator, a level 20 wizard that creates another level 20 wizard every 6 seconds

The duplicates go to war with each other and all die.

Kyvair, a demon who can kill people at will with no effort.

He needs no effort to kill, so he accidentally kills himself

Rob earth, an earth genasi that comes back to life at a certain spot every time he dies