I RULE THE CATLOAVES!!! WORSHIP ME, AND WORSHIP THE CATLOAVES. AND NO CATLOAF HATERS MAY POST TO THUS THREAD. ESPECIALLY NOT Markell_Thrasher_704!!!!!!!

btw if you find this thread Mr Markell I don’t dislike you it’s just fun to mess with you

OUT OUT OUT, VILE GOD OF CHAOS.

Soft catloaf, warm catloaf

Little ball of fur

Happy catloaf, sleepy catloaf

Purr, purr, purr

*Big Bang Theory reference*

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Soft catloaf, warm catloaf

Little ball of fur

Happy catloaf, sleepy catloaf

Purr, purr, purr

*Big Bang Theory reference*

 Do you wish to join the cult?

Perhaps. Or, purrhaps

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i shall remove my post, as soon as you remove yours from my thread

 I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!

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Perhaps. Or, purrhaps

 YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF A PLACE IN THE CULT DUE TO THIS TERRIBLE PUN!!!!!

Yay! I got a good feline about this!

PLEASE STOP THE PUNS, I BEG OF YOU!!!!!

Did you know that cats can talk, and are Maoists? Just ask them who their favourite political leader is, and they will reply

PLEASE…

Ok, I'll give the cat puns a pause. Or a paws...

I WILL DESTROY YOUR PUNS WITH OTHER PUNS. FOR EXAMPLE:

What’s the difference between cats and commas?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!

Now that is a good one!

Got it from instagram 

Cat puns are great! Maybe that's because cats are great! Much better than dogs, anyway!

YES YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

Indeed I do. Sorry doggos!