Hello, this is my first attempt at making a form game, hope you all enjoy
In this thread you make funny interactions with D&D game mechanics if they worked in story. For example:
Wizard: Foul red dragon, I have collected a mythril orb worth 13000 GP, a statue of you, I hereby bury you beneath the earth, I CAST IMPRISONMENT
Dragon: *Uses legendary resistance*
Wizard: Well dang
No swearing plz, keep everything sfw
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Lolth: Feeble drow, you have betrayed me, I curse you, you are now... A DRIDER.
Drow/Drider: Sweet, I'm now CR6, it'll be much easier to fight your forces now and also be a complete stereotype of a drow turned good because we don't have enough of those..
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Also can anyone help me think of a better thread name, I know this one is terrible.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Fighter: You know. The spell that slows down someone falling!
Wizard: Oh. Sorry, I didn’t add that to my spell list.
Warlock: Are you serious? What did you add then?
Wizard: Earth Tremor.
Warlock: We are in a sky based campaign. We are always in airships, and you chose a spell that’s only good on land over one that could save us from dying to a fall. What is wrong with you!?!?
Wizard: I thought it sounded cool.
Everyone but the Wizard: You mother *splats on ground*
It works it works, humor is what is most important. And this is still true so it counts.
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Warlock: Hey guys, I got this new Invocation, it's called Gift of the Protectors, you can write your names on this single page in my book of shadows, and if you would be reduced to near dead, you will be at really quite near almost dead (1HP) instead.
Party member 1: Cool, alright what was my name again, ah yes Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
Party member 2: Alright, ah, been a while since I spelled my full name, how do you spell Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
Warlock: *Answers*
Party member 3: Okay, hey warlock, will Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.
Fit?
Warlock: Of course.
Party member 4: Okay now to write my name in, very important to have that protection. And I'm sure Tom will fit
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Actually, as you can only get Gift of the Protectors at 9th level and above, there is room for the fourth party member. Unless the warlock wrote their name in it. If so, ignore this comment.
True, sure let's go with that. Or just switch it to Far Scribe
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Hey remember this? Well I thought of a better name for the thread. Also:
Creature of Good Alignment: Haha Foul Red Dragon (this is a recurring character now I decided), I have the Talisman of Pure Good, and you are out of legendary resistance. Make a DC 20 DEX save
Foul Red Dragon: *Fails*
CoGA: Yes! Now you will fall into a flaming fissure and die
FRD: Uhh, I can fly, and also wouldn't that destroy this village I'm in?
CoGA: Doesn't matter, you were grounded when I used it, and it only kills the Creature of Evil Alignment, no one else.
FRD: *dies*
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Hello, this is my first attempt at making a form game, hope you all enjoy
In this thread you make funny interactions with D&D game mechanics if they worked in story. For example:
Wizard: Foul red dragon, I have collected a mythril orb worth 13000 GP, a statue of you, I hereby bury you beneath the earth, I CAST IMPRISONMENT
Dragon: *Uses legendary resistance*
Wizard: Well dang
No swearing plz, keep everything sfw
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Lolth: Feeble drow, you have betrayed me, I curse you, you are now... A DRIDER.
Drow/Drider: Sweet, I'm now CR6, it'll be much easier to fight your forces now and also be a complete stereotype of a drow turned good because we don't have enough of those..
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Also can anyone help me think of a better thread name, I know this one is terrible.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Party: Falling to their death
Fighter: Hurry! Wizard, cast Feather Fall!
Wizard: what?
Fighter: You know. The spell that slows down someone falling!
Wizard: Oh. Sorry, I didn’t add that to my spell list.
Warlock: Are you serious? What did you add then?
Wizard: Earth Tremor.
Warlock: We are in a sky based campaign. We are always in airships, and you chose a spell that’s only good on land over one that could save us from dying to a fall. What is wrong with you!?!?
Wizard: I thought it sounded cool.
Everyone but the Wizard: You mother *splats on ground*
*sorry if this isn’t what you meant*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
It works it works, humor is what is most important. And this is still true so it counts.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Thanks
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Warlock: Hey guys, I got this new Invocation, it's called Gift of the Protectors, you can write your names on this single page in my book of shadows, and if you would be reduced to near dead, you will be at really quite near almost dead (1HP) instead.
Party member 1: Cool, alright what was my name again, ah yes Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
Party member 2: Alright, ah, been a while since I spelled my full name, how do you spell Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
Warlock: *Answers*
Party member 3: Okay, hey warlock, will Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.
Fit?
Warlock: Of course.
Party member 4: Okay now to write my name in, very important to have that protection. And I'm sure Tom will fit
Warlock: Nope, only 3 names fit.
Party member 4:... but....
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Actually, as you can only get Gift of the Protectors at 9th level and above, there is room for the fourth party member. Unless the warlock wrote their name in it. If so, ignore this comment.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
True, sure let's go with that. Or just switch it to Far Scribe
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Hey remember this? Well I thought of a better name for the thread. Also:
Creature of Good Alignment: Haha Foul Red Dragon (this is a recurring character now I decided), I have the Talisman of Pure Good, and you are out of legendary resistance. Make a DC 20 DEX save
Foul Red Dragon: *Fails*
CoGA: Yes! Now you will fall into a flaming fissure and die
FRD: Uhh, I can fly, and also wouldn't that destroy this village I'm in?
CoGA: Doesn't matter, you were grounded when I used it, and it only kills the Creature of Evil Alignment, no one else.
FRD: *dies*
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature