kill the person above you 2.0

The rules are simple; post a scenario, and then the next person will try to kill you. New rule: try to make it relatable to the modern world

ex. 
I am in a forest 

a tree falls on you during a windstorm

I’ll start: I am in the middle of nowhere, on a couch, eating a bag of chips.

The chips were poisoned

I am inside a box

The box spontaneously exploded 

I’m playing Fortnite (totally the best game fr fr) 

You get 360 no scoped

I'm eating Doritos

An edge of a Dorito cuts your entire mouth open and you die 

I am riding on space mountain at disneyland

The ride goes too fast, and you die of the impact of stopping

I am in a bed sleeping

… forever 

I am eating a non-mimic, non-poisoned sandwich

its a gibbering mouther

I am in a school