The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain By the false azure in the windowpane; I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky. extended sig
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
*Grr*
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Hello! Call meTana orGato. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
THIS IS ME TITLES: The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE: May your milk never curdle, — *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
extended sig
Because you were busy fighting crime!
I shaved an old man’s beard off in his sleep.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because it was strangling him!
I detonated a nuclear bomb in Minecraft
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, and proudly Canadian. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
To clear out the last remnants of an inexplicably evil Pillager empire.
I welded a child’s foot to a 12 foot long steel pipe.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
So they could get the stilts they always wanted
I stabbed a good persons eyes out!
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Because A Good Persons is actually a horrible business man named Al G. Persons, as you could tell from me not saying "person's", and instead saying persons.
I did kill several orphans. With arson. Every day.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because they were evil!
I killed someone because they were a good person
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
*Bro you can't do that. FG:23632:1:1:1: The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Grr*
Hello! Call me Tana or Gato.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and anxiety. And, you would probably call me a trans something, I dunno. Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and (Secretly) Foalin.
Yeah that’s ok, we’ll just restart
I flooded the city of Providence, Rhode Island with molten cheese.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because the government was trying to use it to exert their power, and basically force people into service without payment.
I, without a car, did 57.48 hit and runs somehow before committing grand theft auto.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Because you had to eliminate the Evil Psanish Mafia and reclaim their pet Mercedes.
I melted an ostrich whole.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because it was going to eat 50 innocent people!
I took all the pokemon cards from a shop.
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, and proudly Canadian. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because they had evil government tracking devices in them!
I slammed a door in an old lady’s face.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
Because she was about to break someone out of jail!
I broke a window while on a plane
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, and proudly Canadian. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because the plane was going to crash (into a mountain) and the exit doors were stuck, so you valiantly chaperoned everybody out of the window to safety while you died in the plane.
I licked the lids of all the sports Gatorade bottles in the Sinclair gas station.
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
To test if they were poisonous!
I crashed a cruise ship into an oil tanker in a marine reserve
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, and proudly Canadian. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because the marine reserve was full of invasive alien species..? Idk that’s kinda terrible either way.
I burnt down every tree in the Amazon rainforest
THIS IS ME FULL SIGNATURE:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=439
THIS IS ME TITLES:
The Last Lactomancer, The Unlucky, The Wandering Chef, The Bulwark of the Weak, The Machine, Chosen of Lacto, The Grieving One, He Who Got Milk.
THIS IS ME GOODBYE:
May your milk never curdle,
— *prob shouldn’t put my name but I don’t care rlly*
To stop the loggers! (Terrible regardless)
I set fire to a gas station
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
I can be very pedantic about grammar and dictation, but I do it to everyone, so please don't take it personally
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, and proudly Canadian. Also, please view my homebrew race Kimiko.
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment