Ok I'm a 17 year old female Half-Elf Evoker Wizard with Wood Elf and Hill Dwarf Life Cleric with me. We approach the dragon the Hill Dwarf is a bit of a Bard at heart he rolls to seduce the male dragon fails, I decided to seduce the dragon which was out of the norm for me while the dwarf and sometime the elf would sleep with almost every NPC they could find (poor droop :( they were invisible) I say "Hey dragon I'm underage" roll a nat 20 unexpectedly the Hill Dwarf is furious, that I'm distracting him and not taking advantage of my natural 20 and that it's not him "Hey dragon come here" "Lightning Bolt!" I cast lightning bolt and hit the dwarf springs into action with a guiding bolt, and the elf hits him with inflict wounds great first, but the second one was a disaster I hit him with a fireball, but I miss and then dragon breath weapons the clerics leaving one at 9 hp and the other unconscious and 5 points away from instant death(I told him inflict wounds was too close to a dragon) so the hill dwarf has an option use healing word to save the most likely doomed wood elf or hack the dragon down with his greatsword which could kill it or miss(intense decision music started playing I forgot to mention our dm was playing music) so when at the first session he definitely would taken the latter he saved the second cleric instead killing the dragon, I then get attacked by the dragon but use shield when my dm laughingly says that rolled my unshielded armor class I then attempt shocking grasp which deals 2 damage :(, then a fantasy remix of "I need a hero" begins playing on the dwarf's turn he draws his greatsword once more leaps and slashes the dragon across the neck getting showered in blood after dealing the exact amount of damage to slay the dragon. Afterward we all level up and then argue over who gets the dragon corpse technically the hill dwarf killed so he had the right, then I payed him a heavy amount of gold for it and would later return for the dragon's body so I could carry it to my house and stuff it. Why are dragons such pedophiles?
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Ok I'm a 17 year old female Half-Elf Evoker Wizard with Wood Elf and Hill Dwarf Life Cleric with me. We approach the dragon the Hill Dwarf is a bit of a Bard at heart he rolls to seduce the male dragon fails, I decided to seduce the dragon which was out of the norm for me while the dwarf and sometime the elf would sleep with almost every NPC they could find (poor droop :( they were invisible) I say "Hey dragon I'm underage" roll a nat 20 unexpectedly the Hill Dwarf is furious, that I'm distracting him and not taking advantage of my natural 20 and that it's not him "Hey dragon come here" "Lightning Bolt!" I cast lightning bolt and hit the dwarf springs into action with a guiding bolt, and the elf hits him with inflict wounds great first, but the second one was a disaster I hit him with a fireball, but I miss and then dragon breath weapons the clerics leaving one at 9 hp and the other unconscious and 5 points away from instant death(I told him inflict wounds was too close to a dragon) so the hill dwarf has an option use healing word to save the most likely doomed wood elf or hack the dragon down with his greatsword which could kill it or miss(intense decision music started playing I forgot to mention our dm was playing music) so when at the first session he definitely would taken the latter he saved the second cleric instead killing the dragon, I then get attacked by the dragon but use shield when my dm laughingly says that rolled my unshielded armor class I then attempt shocking grasp which deals 2 damage :(, then a fantasy remix of "I need a hero" begins playing on the dwarf's turn he draws his greatsword once more leaps and slashes the dragon across the neck getting showered in blood after dealing the exact amount of damage to slay the dragon. Afterward we all level up and then argue over who gets the dragon corpse technically the hill dwarf killed so he had the right, then I payed him a heavy amount of gold for it and would later return for the dragon's body so I could carry it to my house and stuff it. Why are dragons such pedophiles?