Started today new campaign with a group of teens I have DM'd for in the past. Orc Sword Bard, Tiefling Wildfire Druid, Fathomless Warlock and Battlemaster Drow.
They are clearing out a mine and the druid had used a form earlier to be a panther. Combat is going and she (my daughter) says" I become a cow."
"You change into a cow?" "yes" she replied matter of factly. So the next time round around the bard uses hold person on one of the gnolls.
Druid is up next " I charge the gnoll being held".
She insta kills the gnoll with lots of overkill. (3d6+4 + 18 (we do crits as full damage dice rolled))
I just had to stop and laugh as she killed it as a cow. This is also the session where the battlemaster had 3 Natural 20s and 4 1s....
Started today new campaign with a group of teens I have DM'd for in the past. Orc Sword Bard, Tiefling Wildfire Druid, Fathomless Warlock and Battlemaster Drow.
They are clearing out a mine and the druid had used a form earlier to be a panther. Combat is going and she (my daughter) says" I become a cow."
"You change into a cow?" "yes" she replied matter of factly. So the next time round around the bard uses hold person on one of the gnolls.
Druid is up next " I charge the gnoll being held".
She insta kills the gnoll with lots of overkill. (3d6+4 + 18 (we do crits as full damage dice rolled))
I just had to stop and laugh as she killed it as a cow. This is also the session where the battlemaster had 3 Natural 20s and 4 1s....
So your daughter fights like a cow?
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