Hey guys, I have this potion in my campaigns which acts like a more advanced wild magic surge. When you drink it or pour it on something, a random effect will occur based on the roll of a d100. I have already written all of the effects, but I feel like some of them are lacking in inspiration. Here are some of the ones I really like:

• All money in inventory turns into its equivalent in copper pieces, even if this exceeds your carrying capacity
• for the next hour, no matter how quietly you whisper, you speak loud enough to deafen yourself and any creature within 5 feet. 
• You become younger by 10% of your lifespan
• You permanently begin to blink vertically. 
• Cast grease centered on self
• You turn into a bird as if by the polymorph spell, except that it lasts 1 hour.
• Your shadow breaks free from your body and becomes a shadow (https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/17010-shadow)
• Your skeleton becomes animated within your body and claws viciously to escape. Requires a strength contest every minute to maintain control over your body. The skeleton returns to normal after 10 minutes.
• The nearest beast casts the wish spell

Notice that most of these only function when used on a creature and not when splashed on things. That is why I will likely retcon it to only work when consumed rather then being a splash potion of random bull crap. What are some interesting effects that could happen when such a potion is consumed?

• Your physical appears changes to replicate that of the nearest creature you can see.
• Your finger nails grow to 1 ft long and can be used as claws to deal 1d4 slashing damage.
• A random object within 30 ft of you becomes magically animated and does whatever it can do defend you.
• You start to float around like you are weightless, this lasts for 1 hour.
• A swarm of blue beetles climbs out of your mouth and attacks every creature within 5 ft of you.
• You lose all feeling in your arms and legs, you fall to the ground prone, this lasts for 1 minute.
• You breath fire, dealing 3d6 fire damage to each creature in a 15 ft cone whenever you open your mouth.
• All non-magical weapons within 15 ft of you turn into musical instruments.
• Every hair on your body falls out then clumps together and turns into a Korred.
• Your eye balls fall out of your head, but you can still see through them, after 1 hour they teleport back into your head.