Looking to DM a large DND 5e Campaign but need players.

Before I start, this is the 3rd time I've posted this. I want to find guys/gals who actually want to play not just say they want to and never answer group messages on discord.

Hey there, I'm looking for a group of cool people who'd like to start a campaign of DND 5e with me. I plan to be the Dungeon Master I've DMed like 1 game, Maybe 1.5. So you'll probably have to bare with me while I learn. If possible I want to start off with every other week on Sunday and transition to every Sunday on discord/ roll20. I have an overactive imagination and I'd love to introduce some awesome people (max:4. I need to start out small) to an amazing world. I've seen videos of bad DMs and if I'm messing something up let me know ill tweak it. I want to create a world not a story. You guys can write your own story. 

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 

What I'm looking for in players. Preferably 18+ years old. People who are thick skinned don't mind trash talking, dirty, sexual, or inappropriate jokes and people who can do the same. Lol. That being said be friendly there's a difference between trash talking and being an *******. Lgbt friendly. No racism both in and out of game. This means if your family was murdered my elves you hate all elves. NOPE! We may do some facetime to allows for a more personal experience within this group but we will see. If your an ******* and treat everyone like trash please don't respond. If your just having a bad day I get it. You'll just need to let me know ahead of time and it will all be cool. I know its corny but in the end not just looking for players I'm looking for friends. 

WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER ARE OK. 

As far as characters, I'm cool with what ever you'd like to play as. Expect maybe warforged. Nothing against them expect my world Is more magical not technical. I'm a racist to NO playable race in DND (or homebrew race).  Give your characters depth I want you guys to roleplay. I'm all for the rule of cool. If you want a tiny Demon to be your pet at the start of the game. Go head. I'm gonna nerf the **** out of it and make it as strong as a house car at the beginning of the game. But go head. AND you'll have to give me a plausible reason why, ((like that time I DMed my buddy said he wanted a pet camel. He said I'm gonna be a tiefling traveling merchant and I need something to pull my cart through the desert and stuff.)) I responded with "**** YA YOU CAN HAVE A CAMEL THATS AWESOME. LOL." All things are cool if your able to sell them. The only thing (AGE) if your starting off at lvl 1 or 2 then why are you a 35 year old human knight? I've never understood how you can be an old sorcer and only be able to use 1st level spells? If you're a young girl out of your house for the first time sure. It makes sence. If you are a middle aged man who been working the field his whole life and only picked up a sword last week when his family was murdered that makes sence. Lol hope you understand what I mean. 

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND.
The reason I only DMed one game, the reason my last group stopped is. One lived in Washington, one lived in Oklahoma and I lived in Massachusetts.  So it was doomed to fail. Currently I live in North Carolina so on the east coast so please don't be on the west coast because you'll be 3 hours behind us.

If you want to join please add me on Discord.

KingRegina #9668  please don't message me of dnd beyond.