LFP
D&D Beyond
Saturday 9.30 am GMT / 10am CET – Europeans – Age 22+ - Love of Literature & Arts Needed with Tolerance for Humour
Are you old?
Are you someone who loves Dumas or perhaps Tolstoy, may have your eye on a good looking Velasquez or you two timer also on Matisse you naughy (insert pronon of your choice here) you?
Are you charged with naughtiness and can deal with others with a sense of humour?
Can you handle dealing with a pure unadulterated Alpha Male DM, who like most Alpha males has a love of ballet alongside MMA?
If the answer is yes to at least a few ... join us ... pretty please i'd really appreciate it
Well not only do we have a fabulous DM there’s a fabulous group providing fellow adventurers and we need an additional one or two members to take in account the slack way certain of the group are flying back to families in South America or looking after families building summer houses rather than prioritising the needs of there DM. I know this is both shocking and disgraceful, but the DM has in his greatness chosen to ignore there lack of grovelling and ignoring of his pleas to be worshiped.
We have one Uruguayan Film Director (going on holiday back to Uraguay), a lady from the Belgium navy, a Danish Teacher (built a summer house with no internet missing in action), a Russian. You know normal people.
What you’re playing: 5e Yawing Portal – Plus random stuff going on all around – a lot of random stuff too complex to imagine but let’s just say…. ‘World Building’ ‘Factions’ ‘Spheres of Influence’ ‘Player greed’ … need I say any more its crystal clear
Also when the DM gets tired there will be wonderfully weird Call of Cthulhu sessions running while he recovers from the broad and continuous levels of cheating undertaken by players.
Message me with why your adorable and fabulous. Why you’re like me and the rest of the group are normal.. and everyone else is strange and uncultured.
Anyone who can discuss French / Russian literature and still like Family Guy is an automatic In.Master and Margarita is great highly recommend it?