The Guild's job board is largely empty the town, or city you're in has little to offer an adventurer like you. You boredly flip through requests to pull weeds in the farms, tell at the banks, or attend the academy to become a member of some lords consortium of yes men. You fee disheartened and the guilds lovely barkeep hands you a flyer:

     "Looking for the brazen brash and bold to join our festive, fierce, and flagrant fold! We of D5 want members to recount on the wild untamed days of old. When bards song carried empowered arcane note, and the greatest and deepest evils of our lands were righteously smote. We will dispatch to unsettled faraway lands in search of adventure, merriment, fame , and treasure. So, what say you, stay where you are and ignore this message, or join us all in our delightful quest if it is your pleasure. An invitation to D5 awaits, book your passage"

We are Dungeons and Diners and Drive-ins and Dragons and Dives, also known as D5. We are a discord based, inclusive, and growing community of role-players, game masters, and all around generally fun people. If you would like to start your foray into the realms of D&D, Pathfinder, or even Call of Cthulu once in a while, you may have found the place to do so. We welcome players of all experience levels, ways of life, belief, and regions of living. We truly don't discriminate and welcome all. We do tend to operate out of North America primarily so our game time will fall within those hours typically. We have new games beginning this month and would love if you would join us and sign up for one. All we ask of you is to abstain from predatory, rude, and flagrantly mean behavior. As long as you approach our time together with the same mentality we have, to have a fun time with new friends, I am sure you will fit in nicely.

https://discord.gg/BRzDPcMKgN

Please, step aboard adventurer, we can't set sail without you!