Update 7/19: We found a Dungeon Master for our Friday night!  

Game: D&D 5e
Group preferred: Online
Experience: New (First game!)
Location/Timezone: Eastern Time / New York, USA
Availability:  

• Let's play on July 21st (This Friday!)
  • One-shot campaign (preferred), Friday 7:30pm - 11:00pm
  • Two Session Campaign, Friday 7:30pm - 10:30pm
    • July 21st
    • July 28th

Preferred role: Player
Game style: 

• Casual but I want to get a real feel for DND.  I'd like to play with "normal" rules (e.g. rations, encumberment, etc.).  I only add this because I've read that some games just give endless bag space and don't worry about things like rations.  It probably doesn't mater in a one shot campaign but I'd still like to keep them
• Short campaign. If possible, finish in one 3.5 hour session.  Otherwise, two 3 hours sessions is fine
• I have no preference on which campaign we run but I'd prefer an official campaign v.s. a homebrew with a custom world
• Level 1 characters
• 2 player Campaign (Druid and Wizard) 
  • I'd like to try and find a DM who is OK with just two players given the campaign will be short.  I'm open to a 4-5 person campaign if needed but trying for just two players
• Voice Chat: Yes, Discord (preferred)
• Video/Webcam: No

About Us:

• My wife and I are in our 30's and neither one of us has played DND before
• We both have our characters created and are ready to play
• Although we haven't played DND before we've been playing MMORPG's and other games for years and feel very comfortable exploring fantasy worlds, solving puzzles, and going on adventures.  I think we'll be able to pick up the basics of DND quickly and that should help with the short campaign

What we're looking for in a DM:

• Respect the start/end times.  The end times are hard stops so I'd really like to start on time.  We'll show up ready to jump right in and I hope you do the same!
• Ability to create a fun and enjoyable player experience
• Patience.  We're going to need guidance with some basic things as we find our footing in the game world
• Be able to guide us and give advice when needed or when we make a mistake, but don't try to play for us
• Be respectful
• Your previous DM experience (or lack thereof) doesn't matter to me.  As long as you believe you can run this campaign and teach new players, then I'm happy.

Closing Thoughts:

We are excited to start our first campaign and I think with the right DM we're all going to have a great time.  We're laid back and enjoy a good laugh but don't let us being new to the game fool you, we're quick on our feet so be ready for us to throw you a curve ball or two during this run.  What's that mean? I have no idea, but I'm sure we'll think of something.  After all you know the saying, "A level 1 Wizard and Druid walk into a dungeon and..."

Sincerely,
Tolbar the Wizard

 Want to be our DM? Please reply with:

1. DM Experience: First time? DM'd a few games? Years of experience? 
2. Campaign: Name of the campaign you want to run 
3. Campaign Duration: Can this be done in one night or two?
4. Online Tool: Which online platform will we be using to play?
5. Are you ok with 2 Players or do you need more?
6. Are you at least 18? Please be at least 18 years old.
7. Comments: Anything else you want to share!

Thanks for pointing that out. I guess I had August on my mind for some reason. I updated my post to reflect July.