LFG
D&D Beyond
Player Experience
Veteran and Forever DM
Availability
Any day except Sundays, Mondays and Fridays between 6p to 11p.
Game Style
Dragon Heist into Dungeon of the Mad Mage or an equally well-developed level 1-20 adventurer. This character is from an Out of the Abyss campaign I am in, but I want them to be a part of a fresh story!
Preferred Way to Play
Voice: Discord / VTT: Any
Character Information
DnDBeyond Character Sheet
Starting Level: One
Stats: Point Buy
Racial Adjustment: +2 Dex +1 Wis
Race: Plasmoid
Class: Monk (Drunken Master)
Faith: Jubilex
Age: One year old
Size: Small
Appearance:
Disguise: Once a cute teddy bear it is obvious this child's toy was long ago discarded by its owner. The stuffing inside has burst through the seams and there are a few stains on its fur.
True Identity: I am an amorphous being with no typical shape. In the presence of other folk, I may adopt a similar shape, but there’s little chance of mistaking me for anything else other than a plasmoid. I am a translucent, but my color may vary depending on what I am digesting at the time or on occasion I might choose to purposefully dye myself for fun. I don’t have internal organs of the usual sort. Instead, my body is composed of cells, fibers, plasma-like ooze, and clusters of nerves.
Custom Background: Dungeon Dweller
You grew up in a dungeon no doubt built by some mad mage who trapped you there as an infant to protect it from adventurers; however, you caught the adventuring spark yourself and escaped!
Background Skills: Stealth & Survival
Background Languages: Deep Speech & Primordial
Background Feature: Bad Reputation
No matter where you go, people are afraid of you due to your reputation. When you are in a settlement, you can get away with minor criminal offenses, such as refusing to pay for food at a tavern or breaking down doors at a local shop, since most people will not report your activity to the authorities.
Background: Although the Gelatinous Cube I was spawned from was born in a dungeon in the Underdark is aware that they were given birth through some mad ritual involving Juiblex the insane deity of oozes who seeks to slowly consume everything they have with no inkling of how they actually came into existence. At first, the Gelatinous Cube I was spawned from willfully and eagerly assumed their role as protector of the dungeon they were summoned to stalk but as time in the lonely depths of their home progressed, they grew tired of engulfing and consuming every adventurer who crossed the threshold. After a sudden earthquake shattered the dungeon of their birth, they were released into the Underdark, and it was not long until they crossed paths with an adventuring party. Confused by the sudden loss of their home and somehow briefly given the ability to speak through the power of Alchemy the Gelatinous Cube which spawned me agreed to divide off a portion of itself in order to travel with them and thus I was spawned into existence as an independent entity. During my time with this party of adventurers I began to observe those who were once my prey more intimately and found them to be quick friends. As a result, my personality underwent a profound change as I greatly enjoyed my new life as an adventurer. After parting ways with them instead resuming the lifestyle of a frightening horror once more, I chose to take my destiny into my own hands and become an adventurer myself! Juiblex is powerful enough to haunt my soul with their madness but my desire to be an adventurer who sets their own path in life has given me the willpower to stave off the madness of Juiblex - at least for now.
Personality: I put no trust in divine beings, and I don’t run from evil. Evil runs from me.
Ideal: I’ll stop the evil haunts me or die trying. (Any)
Bond: There’s evil in me, I can feel it. It must never be set free.
Flaw: I am a purveyor of doom and gloom who lives in a world without hope.
Organizations: None
Allies: Big Pharma, a party of adventurers who found me in the depths of the Underdark. The Alchemist in the party of adventurers adopted me for a time before setting me free. It was their noble hearts that changed me in a profound way, and it was by observing him that I gained a proficiency with Alchemist tools (Monk Class Feature).
Enemies: Juiblex, although they are my patron and I believe in them I also feel that they have become corrupted and unnatural which ultimately is their hubris. I know the power of this primordial evil who birthed me when enticed through a magical ritual is far beyond my own, but I am determined to resist the madness of the Unspeakable.
Starting Equipment: Instead of Starting Equipment or Starting Gold I took a Talking Doll (common enchanted item) as a disguise in order to join a party since as an ooze (plasmoid mechanically) I am typically a kill on sight sort of creature. I expect the party will quickly deduce my true identity, but I didn't really want any equipment and I figured this would be a fun way to be introduced to the group.
The Talking Doll has the Six Pre-recorded Phrases:
Hello
Yes
No
I need to rest.
Help!
Goodbye
Special Notes: I grow in height and weight at each level from a small into a medium sized creature. My planned eighth level feat of Tough will symbolize the size transformation.
Growth By Level
Small Size Levels 1-7: 3" & 7lbs/level
Medium Size Levels 8-20: 4" & 37lbs/level
Starting Size: 2'2" & 10lbs, Small Creature
Maximum Size: 8'0" & 500lbs, Medium Creature
Planned Feats:
Level Four: Skill Expert
Stat Gain: Strength
Expertise: Athletics
Additional Proficiency: Investigation
Level Eight: Tough
Level Twelve: Grappler
Level Sixteen: Sentinel
Level Twenty: Mage Slayer
GROWTH
Small Size Levels 1-7: 3" & 7lbs/level
Level One: 2'2" & 10lbs
Level Two: 2'5" & 17lbs
Level Three: 2'8" & 24lbs
Level Four: 2'11" & 31lbs
Level Five: 3'2" & 38lbs
Level Six: 3'5" & 45lbs (Last Level Fits In Doll)
Level Seven: 3'8" & 52lbs
Medium Size Levels 8-20: 4" & 37lbs/level
Level Eight: 4'2" & 89lbs
Level Nine: 4'6" & 126lbs
Level Ten: 5'0" & 163lbs
Level Eleven: 5'4" & 200lbs
Level Twelve: 5'8" & 237lbs
Level Thirteen: 6'0" & 274lbs
Level Fourteen: 6'4" & 311lbs
Level Fifteen: 6'8" & 348lbs
Level Sixteen: 7'0" & 385lbs
Level Seventeen: 7'4" & 422lbs
Level Eighteen: 7'8lbs & 459lbs
Level Nineteen: 8'0" & 496lbs
Level Twenty: 8'0" & 500lbs
Starting Size: 2'2" & 10lbs, Small Creature
Maximum Size: 8'0" & 500lbs, Medium Creature
Addition Note: To clarify the "Disguise" the character soaked themselves into the porous stuffing of the Talking Doll displacing 1 inch of stuffing. They are essentially wearing it like clothing, or a disguise and they use the pre-recorded messages to disguise their voice so their native dulcet as an ooze wouldn't be detected. There are several reasons there might be a walking Teddy Bear in the Realms maybe a wizard transported an aspect of themselves into it in order to conduct their business from afar or something similar but generally the idea is people are less likely to immediately attack a teddy bear than they would an ooze.
Personal Item: A stained note containing a general release of liability -
GENERAL RELEASE OF LIABILITY
1. THE PARTIES. This General Release of Liability (“Release”) made on the undersigned date below is by and between: Releasor: Big Pharma hereby releases Hero With No Name to the Releasee: The Party Who Accepts This Adventurer.
2. THE LIABILITY. Under the terms of this Release and sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged, the Releasor hereby releases and forever discharges the Releasee of: 3. PAYMENT. As part of this Release, the Parties agrees to no payment. No payment by the Releasee to the Releasor. 4. RELEASE. THEREFORE under the terms of this Agreement and sufficiency of which is hereby acknowledged, do hereby release and forever discharge the Releasee including their agents, employees, successors and assigns, and their respective heirs, personal representatives, affiliates, successors and assigns, and any and all persons, firms or corporations liable or who might be claimed to be liable, whether or not herein named, none of whom admit any liability to the undersigned, but all expressly denying liability, from any and all claims, demands, damages, actions, causes of action or suits of any kind or nature whatsoever, which now have or may hereafter have, arising out of or in any way relating to any and all injuries and damages of any and every kind, to both person and property, and also any and all injuries and damages that may develop in the future, as a result of or in any way relating to the liability. It is understood and agreed that this Release is made and received in full and complete settlement and satisfaction the causes of action, claims and demands mentioned herein; that this Release contains the entire agreement between the Releasor and Releasee; and that the terms of this Release are contractual and not merely a recital. This Release shall be binding upon the undersigned, and his respective heirs, executors, administrators, personal representatives, successors, and assigns.
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
Hello
Hello!
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
Bump? - Come on does no one want an ooze in their party? I promise I am not evil?!
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
I got the Archologist background and figured it made more sense since I am trying to play a dungeon creature instead of a bad guy. Still looking for a party too if anyone is interested in picking up a dungeon slime.
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
I'm super confused about this whole post, I wish you the best. You might as well be a dungeon master and make this an npc.
I am a DM... I just wanna play. Lol
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
Well, sorry to say this but your character will likely never see it in anyone game ever, depending if it has a price tag on it.
That is not only hurtful for no real reason but also horrible sentence structure.
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.
I have two campaigns starting up in a couple weeks I'm pretty open with the races I allow my players to play. The two games are paid ones though. Let me know if you are interested and if not I wish you the best finding a campaign
Thank you, but I am not interested in a paid game. I hope they go well for your players too!
"Life is Cast by Random Dice"
Burn my candle twice.
I have done my life justice
Against random dice.