Salutations and Good Day fine people!

 First: The template!

Game: D&D 5e
Group type: Online
Experience: All are welcome in our players! (I have been DMing for several years)
Location/Timezone: 6-9pm London time , with the flexibility of genuinely nice people accomodating if we can on that day
Roles sought: 1 Player
Game style: Picture Scrubs or Brooklyn nine-nine as a D&D atmosphere! We go hard, we go joking, we go for the banter and we go for the RP and serious moments that leave grown men and women crying (bring tissues for the finales!)

Now, onto the show!

The Intro: My name is Morroes and I have been a part of D&D games ever since I got hooked 4 years ago. From starting out as a fledgling player, to turning DM and hosting several campaigns, to creating the Far Lands - Prodigies initiative earlier this year, it's purpose to give people who have never tried D&D or struggle to find a game the chance to play some mini-adventures!

Now however, I come to you in a time of great need of a fun adventurer. I just finished the second of our massive year long campaigns which ended in an exceptional finale, and in order to top THAT I'm really going to need to pull out all the stops and have a fun, full group that can make it happen alongside me! I will be starting a brand new campaign and with currently having 5 players I do have space for a 6th player to hop on board for whoever wants to give it a shot and be a part of this brand new adventure for as long as they wish! 

The campaign itself will be a varied setting composed of all kinds of biomes both land and sea, set in a typical D&D time-era homebrew world where the sword and crossbow are still weapons of choice, with a good balance of non-combat and combat to give you a real adventure. I'm aware that this is not alot of information to go on, but that is the point ;) I take great pride and confidence in my ability to deliver a fun session, and know that you will not be disappointed and immersed in the world with your comrades no matter the setting you are placed in, this will be covered in the first few sessions anyway!

Time details and Why Paid?: This is a paid session, with guaranteed fun and quality of production to match! There is no pressure on you to be an amazing actor so don't worry about that, all the pressure is on me! The sessions last 3-4 hours and I have it as £5 base with purely optional up to an extra £5 tip depending on the enjoyment of the session and your own generosity (so £5-10, i will not accept anything more and no cost if you can't make it obv).

Now Morroes, why do you want my money you bloodsucking leech you may ask? Simple, This is to help pay for all the assets, patreon map subscriptions, custom tokens and time put into each session. I have some people who constantly pay the maximum due to this often being the highlight of their week, and others who pay the bare minimum as times are tough at the moment but the price of a drink at a bar for such a night is still worth it. This is not a job for me or a way to raise my income and thus I consider my price to be incredibly reasonable compared to some prices on this forum. I'm not looking to get cash out of your wallet, I'm looking for the player I think will be the best addition, and in my experience, those who can pay £5-10 are infinitely more consistent in all aspects of a good player. And besides, with the amount of fun we have already had over the last 2 years that you could be a part of going forward, letting this aspect stop you is the equivalent of not partaking in an amazing night out on the town all set up by a friend because you refuse to pay for the bus fare ;)

That being said, as with all addiction dealers: "First one's free" ;P  We play every Wednesday at 7pm GMT+2 (German time) and are looking to have a character creation session 0 this coming Wednesday, with the plan to start properly in November.

Who am I looking for?: I do not care if you have over a thousand hours under your belt like myself or less than 1 and just want to get into D&D. 4/5 of my current players had never played even in a one-shot before joining. What to roll and getting comfortable playing can be learned, but being a friendly and patient person is alot harder to teach ;)

My players don't balance around me, I balance around them: So if you want to join you can feel confident that you won't have to play a specific role or class, I want you to play a character you can truly immerse yourself in and have a great deal of fun. In fact, that is precisely why I am not giving much details about the campaign itself, because I know that whether I throw you into an ocean pirate adventure, a gritty intrigue murder mystery gala, or a goblin cave, a problem player is always going to be a problem player no matter the scenario. So in truth, all I really want from you is to be patient and understanding with your fellow players, ready to have fun and play your character, and remember that we are playing a game so joking and banter will absolutely be a part of it!

Who am I NOT looking for? This is NOT a campaign for min-maxers or people who "play their numbers, not the character". If you come to me and ask to play with an insanely OP homebrew class you found on D&D beyond or a self-made blind race-but-you-can-still-see-just-fine-but-with-super-benefits which is clearly superior to any standard race, then there is a high chance I will say no. We all like to have awesome moments and power fantasies now and then, but in D&D there is always a 1/20 chance you will look like an idiot whatever you try to do, no matter how good you are. If you want to bring your polearm-master, great-weapon swinging, 20STR at level 4 ,Variant Human Battle-Master Fighter to my table, then that's FINE! Having an optimized character is no problem and will be welcomed! As long as there is a character attached, with goals, personality, flaws and ambitions. This is only a problem if you constantly obsess over your high rolls, throw a mood swing when your rolls are low and don't succeed, or have no interest in the game unless you are fighting something.

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Phew! Well if you read this far then thank you for your time and I hope that you are an individual I am looking for =) If you did not read any of the above and just skipped to this text for the TL;DR, then that is a mistake. After all, a player that cannot take a few minutes to read the essentials of an adventure is of no interest to a DM who spends hours prepping said adventure.

If the above sounds like you, and something you are itching to get involved in, then leave me a post below or PM me with the following answers:

Name:

Age group: (10-17,18-27,28-38,40+ is fine if you don't want to list the exact number)

Sex:

Experience playing D&D:

Why you want to play/how you became interested:

You notice a giant orc suddenly leap from his chair across the tavern and begins rushing at you at an alarming pace! What do you do?!?:

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And because a picture says a thousand words, here are just a few images of the hundreds of maps, splash screens and minigames from the now-finished campaign to tantalize your RP-buds.