Biggest note first: I am AEST. I don’t want to be up at 6am to make a session. Please. I’m begging you. If you’re from CST/MST, I really would rather you don’t offer as I already DM a game that suits online friends in those times.

A few hours within AEST would be preferred but I know we aren’t as large of a player-base in those zones, so I’m well aware I might be shooting myself in the foot.

My schedule is extremely flexible, I work from home with family and can play weekly and bi-weekly so long as I have a few days notice.

I’m looking for Discord voice call sessions and not any play by post or those large mass dnd community games. Just a standard group thing.

I’ve been a forever DM for 6 years and I feel as though someone needs to take me put back and cast Power Word K!ll on me — or I’m going to pack up, cast Feeblemind on myself and wander into the faewild for the fae to keep as a pet…

I need a seat on the other side of the screen asap, hopefully with some like minded neurodivergent, queer folks of a similar age and interests.

I’m not interested in cyberpunk or anything modern — I’m looking for high fantasy, political intrigue, classic monsters and adventure. Would love a guild hall setting, or some sort of ingame community, like thieves guild, mage college or a mercenary band.

I love intertwining plots and long arching narratives, and worlds that are alive around us.

If you’re a DM who wants a smaller group or even just 1x1, even better.

I am 20F, and have been playing 5e for 8~ years. I have a good handle on the game and can help you hold other less experienced players hands, if that’s helpful to you.

Homebrew campaigns absolutely welcome, and I’ll play most modules with one main exception — Curse of Strahd.

I have played and run Curse of Strahd 3x now, and can’t join a campaign of it out of respect for you — I know too much to not blab on and on about it, and I don’t want to ruin such a phenomenal module for others.

I prefer a group and DM who play fast and loose with RAW and the rules. I hate encumbrance and if we’re counting arrows, I don’t want it.

I love homebrew, it’s my bread and butter. I’ve made a lot of custom races, statblocks and spells in my time playing and would love to perhaps keep contributing such things to your campaign and world.

If you have 30 page lore documents you best believe I’m asking for the link to your google docs. On the flipside, I love to write and happily will hand you 100+ filled out character questions and a long backstory with many hooks you can pull from it and tie into the story. I’m a dedicated notetaker and would love to make an in-character journal.

I will give you so much ammo to hurt me with in my backstory and even in present day.

I’m looking for a 70/30 roleplay to combat group or game. I love lore, exploration and worldbuilding. I will talk to every named NPC you sit infront of me.

I’ve never used Roll20, or Foundry of any of those newfangled things, but if you can teach me I’ll try my damndest. I however refuse to use D&D Beyond. I hate it more than I hate looking up grappling mechanics.

I have a roster of character concepts that I’m itching to break out of their dice moulds, and enough ideas on the back burner to whip up something to suit and integrate myself into your campaign / world.

I have no issues playing a traitor for a little drama, nor any qualms about joining an already bonded party or halfway completed campaigns. I just want to play a funky little person pLeAse 🙏

If you need a player, and I suit, you can message me at thhhorne on discord, preferably, or if you must, DM here.

If this is still up, I’m still looking.