Looking for D&D group... Players/DMs anywhere?

Hey, I'm looking for a D&D group. For some people who have experience with the game but you don't have to be professional/newbie to play. 

Also, i forgot, this is 5e. Not 5.5e. This is 2014 rules, not 2024. (This is an edit after the post was made.)

Rules:

1. No sharing location. Sharing age is optional. But please state if you are an adult or minor when replying.
2. No lying on rolls.
3. Please use digital dice to ensure that the DM can see your rolls and we can make sure you don't lie on rolls.
4. No overly-sexual roleplaying. (This means no roleplaying sex, but you can make sexual jokes.)
5. No combat/roleplay-heavy sessions. Try to make a balance. 
6. No insulting other members of the group. (Unless the person is okay with it. But NO slurs, ever. Even as a joke.)
7. No using the N-word, even as a joke. 
8. No ridiculously overpowered characters. The DM must look over every character sheet to ensure you did not cheat. Homebrew must be approved by the DM.
9. No rage-quitting because of frustration.

And the final rule. Absolutely ZERO breaking base D&D rules. If the DM says it's okay to break 1 rule, you can. But YOU CANNOT break all of D&D's base rules.

If the rules seem like a lot, I'm sorry, but i had a really bad experience with my last D&D group. They broke all these rules, so i've decided to stone-set these rules and make sure people follow them.

Also, be respectful if i fail sometimes with stuff. I have ADHD and forget easily and space out often. I just want to have an honest D&D group that isn't weird, annoying, or just not fun.

I've been looking for a D&D group for a while, so ANY support means a LOT! 

Thanks!

-Mariogalaxy21 (if i could change my username this would be it.)

Hey! I'm also looking for a good group as well. If you want to DM me I'll send you my discord so we can chat and hopefully get a good group set up. (I'm still pretty new to D&D so I will just be a player not a DM) 

Alright! I would like to ask if you are an adult or a minor. I don't need an age number, just if you are over/under 18? 

And thank you for responding! I actually do not have a discord account, I will make one!

And would you like to make a chat server where we use only text or would you use voice chat? I would prefer text, but it's up to you. (and the rest of the group, if i get more players.)

My bad, i just realized you said that you wanted me to DM you. Sorry!

I'm 18+ and I would like to end up doing something with voice as text just gets a little boring for me personally and I enjoy the ability to get better context clues via voice. I'm looking for something that would be voice and a VTT. You don't have to DM unless you want to if we get someone else that would like to DM that's totally fine with me lol