super cool and awesome sauce (inexperienced) player looking for textbased game!!!

hello everypony...

im saint im super queer and neurodivergent to the max and i am looking for others to play some dungeons and dragons with. i can be either the most extroverted dude on the planet or like a skittish stray cat you must coax out of hiding depending on the vibe of your group, so if whatever fragments of the authentic saint personality bleed through this post do not mesh with you for whatever reason i'm probably a horrendous pick. if you read this and you recognize that our one braincell each is probably synced please reach out even if youre another player i love new friends #ok. 

Game: D&D 5e or 5.5e. 
Group preferred: online TEXT!!!!!! text only. okay. im a double major im in class all the time i have like 0 vc availability. westmarches are also okay if they are small and close knit not a craaazy big group. i prefer larger individual parties so not TOO much attention is on me but a 200 person westmarch is also way too much there is balance to be struck.. 
Experience: i am experienced with dnd as a system and wont need help setting up a character. i am completely new to rp though i SUCK i am tryna get a text group so i can learn the ropes. if youve got crazy standards for roleplay im gonna LOSE!!!!
Location/Timezone: EST
Availability: like 24/7 (except mondays) if youre pbp im online like all the time. 
Preferred role: player . i would like to be with other beginners so no ones standards are too high and we can all learn 3gether...
Game style: story centric. i ran a combat fest dungeon crawl before because again i suck at roleplaying but i wanna get better so Waiter! Waiter! more STORY please.... aside from that im not super picky on like setting or anything. i love standard forgotten realms and lwk have like half of the lore wiki burned into memory i can make a character in the setting easy peasy lemon squeezy (i have 2 gith and a dreugr already made). i like homebrew too though i love worldbuilding and i am genuinely interested in the wonderful little worlds others create.. if youve got like a 500 page world document i WILL read it all bro. 

other notes im an adult (idm 16 plus tho i prefer 18-20s age range) im an artist i draw my ocs. i like other artsy folks.  hard no ai AT ALL here. if its used anywhere i dont want in sorry

umm thats all i think.  say hi! hi!   if you dm me on discord (@cartmanite) ill probably miss it i get a lot of scams. so telling me here is probably better

no paid. im broke