Player who is LF-ing a Group (Timezone: PST) 🌊🌈🍜

Game: d&d 5e

Preferred: either online (headset+webcam+______) face to face,
or regular-style face to face (in LA County, CA)

XP: some ttrpg-ing (even as Gm 1x) never dnd, but I have read the handbook.

a/s/l: technically millennial/female/Los Angeles County, CA, 🇺🇸

Available: theoretically most nights, not Fridays (I'm not being specific because I'm somewhat flexible)

Gamestyle: I will play how you tell me. I would prefer a campaign. (sidebar: not swearing is very difficult)

Need more convincing???
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I'm a trynabe-writer with excellent charisma, in person. Collective storytelling is cool. I would even maybe like to write for the Wizards, sometime in the future...

*Example of some bard bonus action-ing: (have 10 characters DM can pick from tho)

(To the tune of Everybody Plays the Fool)

Everybody gets knocked prone,
Somti-imes...
I don't know why, but so it goes,
Somti-imes...
I hope you succeed your saving throw,
Next ti-ime...
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**it's how I will work to sell these 👆 (& that I've prepared too many) that makes it funny.

***Other players in LA & surrounding, please PM with recommendations?! 😸🔮

Hi! What area of LA you in? I'm looking for one more player for a new campaign near USC.

Well, I may just keep posting my worst bard inspirations until I catch some flies with my sweet sweet bard 🍯:

Just a small town elf/ Living on a coastal shelf./ She cast teleport goin' ~ Anywhere!

Just a city dwarf/ Born and raised in Daggerford./ He too cast teleport goin' ~ Anywhere!

In Waterdeep they danced & drank./ Forgot all about race & rank./ For that one night that dwarf & elf they made sweet sweet 💘!