I are being Claude and that is meaning I am being a Kobold. Oh please, no be attacking me! I are not being a meany, I no attack!
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh? What can Claude be doing good at? Claude are being helpful! Claude can swing mace, bash bash! And Claude is being looking around and can help find out the mysteries!
Oh do not be worrying, Claude is not being a dummy like other Kobold, Claude is a smarty! But Claude is to be showing that not all Kobolds is meanies! Kobolds is not be knowing they are meanies, they is told what do and is being scared dumb dumbs! Claude are here to be "dis-man-tolling race...shell? miss-concept-shuns!" Yes, yes, that one!
Claude are being hoping that you is being needing Claude's help! "Claude must be a good helper." is what Claude is be to do!
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Hello There!
At the age of 39 I'm a near 20 year veteran of the game of D&D. I've DM'd for most of that time and have had the good fortune to play AD&D, 3rd Edition, 3.5, Pathfinder, and 5th Edition. (Yes, I also played 4th Edition, end of statement.)
If it matters to you I am a Male (He/Him/His), a begrudging American, and, for that matter, a human. If any of this is an issue then please submit all complaints to your local galactic planning office in Alpha Centauri.
I've had fun crafting a rather quirky little character in the form of Claude the Kobold. He's a disgusting, reckless, and stupid little darling that will charm the whole group!
Claude is a Cleric who is a follower of the concept of Hope rather than a specific God. His Domain is Life but he has no idea of his Divine power. His Divine spells manifest as happy accidents, complete blunders, and his total misunderstanding of how the world works. In his mind he's just a street urchin who managed to cobble together some armor and sometimes gets paid to whack "meanies". He does have one special piece of equipment, his shield, which is his divine focus and he will never go without! According to him, he's nothing special but he's always ready to help!
He does insist he's smart, and that may be true by Kobold standards, but in fact his intelligence is very low. That thankfully means he's too dull to understand how much danger or trouble he's getting in to, which is usually quite a lot! See, he gets bored easily and will try to sneak off and "solve the problem" when the action gets a bit too slow for his liking. His heart is always in the right place when doing so, but his mind is usually on a different page.
So if you're looking to add a bit of comic relief, a ridiculous and lucky little scamp, or just an instigator that keeps the adventure rolling (and sometimes teetering!) to the party then please reach out!
If you need to review Claude's Character Sheet first then please take a look here -
I hope to hear from some fun player groups that enjoy a bit of RP in their RPGs soon!
Thanks!
Game: D&D 5e Group preferred: Any Experience: Veteran Gamer, New to your group, Happy to Learn new things! Location/Timezone: Central (GMT - 5) Availability: Weekdays from 7:30pm onward. Weekend Afternoons / Evenings Preferred role: Player Game style: I like RP and Theatre of the Mind. I'm happy to play whatever but I'd love to play Claude! I try to help round out groups and I'm glad to assist the DM with mechanics or content.
Oh Hi!
I are being Claude and that is meaning I am being a Kobold. Oh please, no be attacking me! I are not being a meany, I no attack!
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh? What can Claude be doing good at? Claude are being helpful! Claude can swing mace, bash bash! And Claude is being looking around and can help find out the mysteries!
Oh do not be worrying, Claude is not being a dummy like other Kobold, Claude is a smarty! But Claude is to be showing that not all Kobolds is meanies! Kobolds is not be knowing they are meanies, they is told what do and is being scared dumb dumbs! Claude are here to be "dis-man-tolling race...shell? miss-concept-shuns!" Yes, yes, that one!
Claude are being hoping that you is being needing Claude's help! "Claude must be a good helper." is what Claude is be to do!
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Hello There!
At the age of 39 I'm a near 20 year veteran of the game of D&D. I've DM'd for most of that time and have had the good fortune to play AD&D, 3rd Edition, 3.5, Pathfinder, and 5th Edition. (Yes, I also played 4th Edition, end of statement.)
If it matters to you I am a Male (He/Him/His), a begrudging American, and, for that matter, a human. If any of this is an issue then please submit all complaints to your local galactic planning office in Alpha Centauri.
I've had fun crafting a rather quirky little character in the form of Claude the Kobold. He's a disgusting, reckless, and stupid little darling that will charm the whole group!
Claude is a Cleric who is a follower of the concept of Hope rather than a specific God. His Domain is Life but he has no idea of his Divine power. His Divine spells manifest as happy accidents, complete blunders, and his total misunderstanding of how the world works. In his mind he's just a street urchin who managed to cobble together some armor and sometimes gets paid to whack "meanies". He does have one special piece of equipment, his shield, which is his divine focus and he will never go without! According to him, he's nothing special but he's always ready to help!
He does insist he's smart, and that may be true by Kobold standards, but in fact his intelligence is very low. That thankfully means he's too dull to understand how much danger or trouble he's getting in to, which is usually quite a lot! See, he gets bored easily and will try to sneak off and "solve the problem" when the action gets a bit too slow for his liking. His heart is always in the right place when doing so, but his mind is usually on a different page.
So if you're looking to add a bit of comic relief, a ridiculous and lucky little scamp, or just an instigator that keeps the adventure rolling (and sometimes teetering!) to the party then please reach out!
If you need to review Claude's Character Sheet first then please take a look here -
https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/zesban/characters/36917484
I hope to hear from some fun player groups that enjoy a bit of RP in their RPGs soon!
Thanks!
Game: D&D 5e
Group preferred: Any
Experience: Veteran Gamer, New to your group, Happy to Learn new things!
Location/Timezone: Central (GMT - 5)
Availability: Weekdays from 7:30pm onward. Weekend Afternoons / Evenings
Preferred role: Player
Game style: I like RP and Theatre of the Mind. I'm happy to play whatever but I'd love to play Claude! I try to help round out groups and I'm glad to assist the DM with mechanics or content.