Chris is coming up with an encounter to hurt a child
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
“Obadiah will of course follow, using his edgy cape to once again appear totally normal.“
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
[Obadiah trying to flirt] ”I’m a very interesting guy.” ”I make bombs. And guns, and I’m good at hitting people. I’m really strong.” -
“Help, what’s the name of Forlorn’s son again”
“Angel Gabriel turning up looking like a vision caused by overdosing on coke and saying ‘be not afraid’ will never not be funny”
“What did the entirety of Yorkshire ever do to you”
[During a trivia kahoot about me] Question: Who is Cyno’s closest friend/favorite person? Redpelt: Redpelt (Presses button that says Redpelt)
“I‘m going to piss off Steph now”
“You’re speaking to a confirmed serial killer and organ harvester.”
“You gave ikaros two spells that could instantly kill Kalnor 😭”
“I got mugged by the barber”
“Some guy tried to tell me women’s rights were invented in the 1980s”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
[Obadiah trying to flirt] ”I’m a very interesting guy.” ”I make bombs. And guns, and I’m good at hitting people. I’m really strong.” -
“Help, what’s the name of Forlorn’s son again”
“Angel Gabriel turning up looking like a vision caused by overdosing on coke and saying ‘be not afraid’ will never not be funny”
“What did the entirety of Yorkshire ever do to you”
[During a trivia kahoot about me] Question: Who is Cyno’s closest friend/favorite person? Redpelt: Redpelt (Presses button that says Redpelt)
“I‘m going to piss off Steph now”
“You’re speaking to a confirmed serial killer and organ harvester.”
“You gave ikaros two spells that could instantly kill Kalnor 😭”
“I got mugged by the barber”
“Some guy tried to tell me women’s rights were invented in the 1980s”
Bruh.... Any spell can instantly kill Kalnor if it deals a single die of damage. He has 4 HP. Thats a max d4 roll
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Child: Crying and yelling "Momma" because she had just gotten back
Chris: "I JUST KILLED A MAN"
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Bruh.... Any spell can instantly kill Kalnor if it deals a single die of damage. He has 4 HP. Thats a max d4 roll
Kalnor vs 5 year old. Kalnor loses.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Zal is being a child
Chris is coming up with an encounter to hurt a child
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Aovin just wants to avoid someone cutting off his fingers again, soooo
- From Alaric Bloodhunter
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
She started listening to My Chemical Romance... There's no coming back from such a cardinal sin XD
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“Obadiah will of course follow, using his edgy cape to once again appear totally normal.“
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Some followup top tier Redpelt quotes:
[Obadiah trying to flirt]
”I’m a very interesting guy.”
”I make bombs. And guns, and I’m good at hitting people. I’m really strong.”
-
“Help, what’s the name of Forlorn’s son again”
“Angel Gabriel turning up looking like a vision caused by overdosing on coke and saying ‘be not afraid’ will never not be funny”
“What did the entirety of Yorkshire ever do to you”
[During a trivia kahoot about me]
Question: Who is Cyno’s closest friend/favorite person?
Redpelt:
Redpelt (Presses button that says Redpelt)
“I‘m going to piss off Steph now”
“You’re speaking to a confirmed serial killer and organ harvester.”
“You gave ikaros two spells that could instantly kill Kalnor 😭”
“I got mugged by the barber”
“Some guy tried to tell me women’s rights were invented in the 1980s”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Bruh.... Any spell can instantly kill Kalnor if it deals a single die of damage. He has 4 HP. Thats a max d4 roll
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Child: Crying and yelling "Momma" because she had just gotten back
Chris: "I JUST KILLED A MAN"
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Kalnor vs 5 year old. Kalnor loses.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
" I wanna stab him till he stops being such an idiot! That always works!"-Lulu
N/A
"Oh! Maybe it's the same pet rock! Maybe it's cheating on you?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
“Don’t count your heads before their dead” - Ander
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead