Warner is sitting in the main room doing some reading. The book is comically bigger than he is.
Ria peeks over the top. "That's a big book."
"Yes it is- so many spells, and so much research. I've forgotten how fun my adventuring days used to be..."
"You were an adventurer? OOooh." She seemed giddy with excitement.
"Yes, I was, but I'm much too old to move around like that again- Besides! This place needs me. I have new responsibilities." Warner put simply.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"You don't have to be an idiot to know the many cons and little pros of drinking." Jerry retorted.
"Smoosh." She stepped on a lizard.
Jerry sighs. "This is going to be a long shift..."
"What's your name Mr.?" She beamed at him, wiping lizard guts off her foot.
"The name is Jerry. I'm the captain of the guard in this place."
"Wowza! A real captain? Like one of the tin mans in the armor? Coooool."
"No. It's just at the Lonely Horde. Keep yourself in check and we won't have any problems."
"What kind of rules are there?" She folded her arms and pouted. "I don't like rules."
"Don't be stupid. No under age drinking and stick to the curfew if you're underage." Jerry shrugged and moved back to his post.
"Curfew?! What's the curfew?"
"For little kids like you? Yes. Yes, there is and it's at sun-down, so around 9:30 pm. So you damn well better follow it or you'll make my job harder."
"Hmph. You really are one of the boring tin men."
"Hmph, and you really are one of those annoying teenagers." Jerry retorted.
*I lowered her age to 10*
"Meanie." She stuck her tongue out.
*Ight.*
Jerry grunts and continues to do his job. He doesn't have time to argue with 10 year old red-heads.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Warner is sitting in the main room doing some reading. The book is comically bigger than he is.
Ria peeks over the top. "That's a big book."
"Yes it is- so many spells, and so much research. I've forgotten how fun my adventuring days used to be..."
"You were an adventurer? OOooh." She seemed giddy with excitement.
"Yes, I was, but I'm much too old to move around like that again- Besides! This place needs me. I have new responsibilities." Warner put simply.
"Do you have any cool stories? I love stories!"
"Hmm..." Warner thinks for a moment or two before his eyes go wide and a merry smile spreads across his face. "Ah! Would you like to here about one of my endeavors with the Lord of Algundor, himself? Felix Solvuldiir? He's the first vampire lord to rule a province of Verraday in centuries! Rumor has it that he once blew up two of our suns to defeat an onslaught of demons and devils and to destroy his equally powerful rival, Raziel Vahn-Gradiel."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Warner is sitting in the main room doing some reading. The book is comically bigger than he is.
Ria peeks over the top. "That's a big book."
"Yes it is- so many spells, and so much research. I've forgotten how fun my adventuring days used to be..."
"You were an adventurer? OOooh." She seemed giddy with excitement.
"Yes, I was, but I'm much too old to move around like that again- Besides! This place needs me. I have new responsibilities." Warner put simply.
"Do you have any cool stories? I love stories!"
"Hmm..." Warner thinks for a moment or two before his eyes go wide and a merry smile spreads across his face. "Ah! Would you like to here about one of my endeavors with the Lord of Algundor, himself? Felix Solvuldiir? He's the first vampire lord to rule a province of Verraday in centuries! Rumor has it that he once blew up two of our suns to defeat an onslaught of demons and devils and to destroy his equally powerful rival, Raziel Vahn-Gradiel."
"Vampire? Cool!" She sat down with her apple juice. "A sun exploding vampire? That's AWESOME!!"
"Coming right up!" Arjhan dashes into the kitchen and begins making the meal. He then comes out of it with a bowl of...well it's pretty self explanatory; beholder eyestock-soup.
”Thanks.” I take a quick (and small, considering I’m about 8 inches tall) sip, then grimace a bit, pick the bowl up and do some sort of sleight of hand, causing it to vanish. “Got anything, Fey?”
"Indeed we do! What would you like?" Arjhan asked, flaring his wings a little bit.
“What are the options?”
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Warner is sitting in the main room doing some reading. The book is comically bigger than he is.
Ria peeks over the top. "That's a big book."
"Yes it is- so many spells, and so much research. I've forgotten how fun my adventuring days used to be..."
"You were an adventurer? OOooh." She seemed giddy with excitement.
“I still am.”
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*A glowing pixie-like creature that sometimes look like a will’o wisp. A fancy pen is sticking out of their pocket and some odd hand wraps are wrapped around their hands. There’s also an intelligent animated armor named Bob and some other people.*
*Also an excitable teenager named Ria and an odd man named Paraz who has a blackened left pointer finger.*
*I'm gonna lower her age to about 10 years old cause it makes more sense.*
Ria taps Paraz on the shoulder. "Is your finger okay? I have a bandaid if you need it."
"Feel free to touch it, if you like," Paraz responds calmly.
She pokes his finger.
She takes 8 necrotic damage.
"Owch! That's cooool.... how did you get your finger to do that?" She tries to move his finger to touch a lizard.
He twists his arm away. "I can show you, if you'd like."
*Roll Insight.*
Insight: 14
There's a subtle threat implied.
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Charlie wanders out of the kitchen drinking a strawberry shake.
“Whatcha got there?”
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A human walks into the tavern. They are wearing common clothing and a coat. A dagger is attached to them and they are wearing a ring with strange and unintelligible words written on it.
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"Yes, I was, but I'm much too old to move around like that again- Besides! This place needs me. I have new responsibilities." Warner put simply.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Ight.*
Jerry grunts and continues to do his job. He doesn't have time to argue with 10 year old red-heads.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Do you have any cool stories? I love stories!"
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Definitely not an alt account I promise.
"Hmm..." Warner thinks for a moment or two before his eyes go wide and a merry smile spreads across his face. "Ah! Would you like to here about one of my endeavors with the Lord of Algundor, himself? Felix Solvuldiir? He's the first vampire lord to rule a province of Verraday in centuries! Rumor has it that he once blew up two of our suns to defeat an onslaught of demons and devils and to destroy his equally powerful rival, Raziel Vahn-Gradiel."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Vampire? Cool!" She sat down with her apple juice. "A sun exploding vampire? That's AWESOME!!"
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
“What are the options?”
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“I still am.”
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*Be back in 15 minutes or so.*
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*Back, but not for long.*
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*Got to go now.*
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"That's ironic coming from you."
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There's a subtle threat implied.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Back, anyone wanna roleplay?*
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"Finee.. Mother isn't always right anyway." She smiled. "You can trust me!"
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"Threatening children isn't very nice."
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Charlie wanders out of the kitchen drinking a strawberry shake.
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“Whatcha got there?”
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"Cold berry shake. You want some?"
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