"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Chit'ter. Still Paralyzed, stuffed in an old sock.*
Did the cough drop bag not work?
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"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
I can try. Mind if I see it?
"I only have some of the pieces. Is that alright?"
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*Chit'ter. Still Paralyzed, stuffed in an old sock.*
Did the cough drop bag not work?
*Who is this too?*
*Nia*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents*
*Chit'ter. Still Paralyzed, stuffed in an old sock.*
Did the cough drop bag not work?
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
I can try. Mind if I see it?
"I only have some of the pieces. Is that alright?"
Sure. Yossele extends a hand. Where did you find it?
"A rival demon lord's cave." He hands some obsidian shards to Yossele, as well as a fractured hilt. "It used to be a khopesh."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
Huh. Well, do you want a disposable container? Might have one somewhere.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
Huh. Well, do you want a disposable container? Might have one somewhere.
"I should be fine. I might purchase a cage later today."
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
"Interesting... your father is demanding?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
I can try. Mind if I see it?
"I only have some of the pieces. Is that alright?"
Sure. Yossele extends a hand. Where did you find it?
"A rival demon lord's cave." He hands some obsidian shards to Yossele, as well as a fractured hilt. "It used to be a khopesh."
Meroving telepathically contacts the hilt: Hello?
I see... Which demon lord?
*Roll arcana.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
"Interesting... your father is demanding?"
"He can be a bit stuck-up, but he's not particularly demanding beyond the fact he's my boss."
"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Did the cough drop bag not work?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I can try. Mind if I see it?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Who is this too?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I only have some of the pieces. Is that alright?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Nia*
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Sure. Yossele extends a hand. Where did you find it?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents*
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
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"A rival demon lord's cave." He hands some obsidian shards to Yossele, as well as a fractured hilt. "It used to be a khopesh."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Huh. Well, do you want a disposable container? Might have one somewhere.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Meroving telepathically contacts the hilt: Hello?
I see... Which demon lord?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I should be fine. I might purchase a cage later today."
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Interesting... your father is demanding?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Roll arcana.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*Any bonus from being a sentient sword?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"He can be a bit stuck-up, but he's not particularly demanding beyond the fact he's my boss."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!