"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
A war? I won't be picking sides. I'm just here to watch the carnage.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
I kinda agree also
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"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
I kinda agree also
With which of us? Me and Yvonne or Minty?
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"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
FINE THEN. Here's a way to avoid major contest. Someone, an un-biased third party, runs an arena fight for both of you, and you make yourselves each a character. It will be bloody, but the first to fall is the loser.
Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
I kinda agree also
With which of us? Me and Yvonne or Minty?
I...am pleasantly surprised, to be honest. You seemed to be one of the bigger advocates for war.
"I am willing to give my life for this cause, are you?" -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Just like my friends from my cult, I too am willing to give my own life for us Nerds. The Spider Guild should be afraid.
Even still, after everyone is getting pumped up and ready for battle, I still believe we can settle this some other way! Surely, there's some kind of resolution we can reach before any bodily fluids are spilled! Can't we just talk it out?
How do you think we should "talk it out", Spider Queen? By the minute, our forces are going stronger. We are gathering allies from every corner of dndbeyond. We have even have a few secret weapons to launch if needed. I believe I should become the Spider Queen. You believe that you shall stay Spider Queen. I wish not a duel leadership. And while having an alliance with you and the Spider Guild without war or voting, I must think twice.. are you just using me, my cult, and my allies for your own good? Our different divisions? Our weapons? Did you ever want to be allied with us for your cult and the sake of peace, or for yourself? I believe that if war is out there, it's coming nearer by the hour.
And I believe that neither of us wants a war. I was originally reluctant to ally with you, but I'm pushing the idea of a peaceful resolution out of necessity. If we were to go to war, we'd just destroy each other, and neither of us would win. While yes, your cult allying with mine would directly help me, it would help both of our cults even more! I don't want the Guild to be harmed by the fires of war, but I also don't want your cult to be harmed either. So please, can we just set aside our weapons and have some sort of temporary truce while we sort things out?
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A war? I won't be picking sides. I'm just here to watch the carnage.
Mind if I join?
Not at all.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I thought you were our ally darkFXY! You are a traitor to the nerds. And Yvonne, even if Minty falls or gives in I won't stop fighting until the day I die.
I thought you were our ally darkFXY! You are a traitor to the nerds. And Yvonne, even if Minty falls or gives in I won't stop fighting until the day I die.
I am but my army is not ready for war yet since or Demonic blacksmith died
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Lol no way. If there will be a fight, it shall be war.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Sigh. Look, I still think that both of you could be able to work together...if we can quell and calm those who do indeed seem to want a war. War is not necessary, nor is it inevitable. We don't need to fight, so long as we all (at least those in leadership roles of the respective guilds) keep calm and cool heads.
Now, while neither side necessarily wants a war, I know full well that both are preparing for that eventuality. That may well be part of the problem.
A war? I won't be picking sides. I'm just here to watch the carnage.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I kinda agree also
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Mind if I join?
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
With which of us? Me and Yvonne or Minty?
You
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
I...am pleasantly surprised, to be honest. You seemed to be one of the bigger advocates for war.
I am but my Demon army is not ready for battle because our blacksmith is death
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
Lol.
I need a shipment of 20 blacksmiths and 5 artificers for my weapons
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
And I believe that neither of us wants a war. I was originally reluctant to ally with you, but I'm pushing the idea of a peaceful resolution out of necessity. If we were to go to war, we'd just destroy each other, and neither of us would win. While yes, your cult allying with mine would directly help me, it would help both of our cults even more! I don't want the Guild to be harmed by the fires of war, but I also don't want your cult to be harmed either. So please, can we just set aside our weapons and have some sort of temporary truce while we sort things out?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Not at all.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I thought you were our ally darkFXY! You are a traitor to the nerds. And Yvonne, even if Minty falls or gives in I won't stop fighting until the day I die.
I am but my army is not ready for war yet since or Demonic blacksmith died
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
There will be no war
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yes there will be. I have taken Minty's place.
You have no force, no influence, and no allies. I refuse to believe there's a war brewing any more
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I also call for peace now that Minty has withdrawn from the field.
I *sigh* withdraw also, partly because my allies have no vision and no imagination.