The man sighs in relief. "at least he hasn't seen those posters..." he mutters under his breath. "Yes, it is by chance that is my name. Masozi Arpethur The Great Bartender at your service." He takes a sweeping bow, the fire on his head touching the floor.
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The man sighs in relief. "at least he hasn't seen those posters..." he mutters under his breath. "Yes, it is by chance that is my name. Masozi Arpethur The Great Bartender at your service." He takes a sweeping bow, the fire on his head touching the floor.
Gawain gasps. "You're the Great Bart ender? You killed my friend!"
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"Do you guys have wanted posters on the ship? Specifically of pirates?" he says, "Just asking, since I'm a bartender and I'm from a seaside town so I wanted to make sure no swashbucklers are on here." he says a hand on his sword with is decorated very ornatley.
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"I haven't been here since like 30 minutes ago, and I haven't explored the ship yet, but I'd assume so, and I take it you're a pirate by that absolutely gorgeous sword of yours? Can I see it?"
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"Oh no no, you've got me all wrong. I'm not a pirate. It's just... very bad where I came from so there's a bit of a grudge I have against them and this sword, I made." Masozi says with a straight face. " And no, you may not see it unless you want to see it against your neck."
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"Fine," he says. In less than a blink of an eye there's a sword against the aaracroka's neck, drawing a thin line of bl**d of their neck. Up close you can see that it's detailed with the ocean on the blade. "You asked."
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Instead of being cut, Gawain teleports out of the way, appearing on the other side of the blade. "Wow, it's beautiful!" he exclaims, completely ignoring the fact you tried to cut him.
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The small, civilised squirrel finishes putting on the oversized spacesuit and goes towards the engines. “Hello my good sir, are there any shotguns here? Or perhaps a monocle?”
The small, civilised squirrel finishes putting on the oversized spacesuit and goes towards the engines. “Hello my good sir, are there any shotguns here? Or perhaps a monocle?”
*Who are you saying this too?*
*Whoever has a shotgun.*
*No one has a shotgun anymore.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The man sighs in relief. "at least he hasn't seen those posters..." he mutters under his breath. "Yes, it is by chance that is my name. Masozi Arpethur The Great Bartender at your service." He takes a sweeping bow, the fire on his head touching the floor.
Just a piece of dirt drifting through the wind...
I play Masozi Arpethur in The Twinkling Stars Tavern (become his friend to learn a fun little sercret ;) maybe...)
*welp-*
Just a piece of dirt drifting through the wind...
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Gawain gasps. "You're the Great Bart ender? You killed my friend!"
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"I know no one named Bart," Masozi says, "I refuse to kill."
*btw I'm in session rn and my dm says hi and threatens sending an owl bear to the ship cuz we're fighting one rn.*
Just a piece of dirt drifting through the wind...
I play Masozi Arpethur in The Twinkling Stars Tavern (become his friend to learn a fun little sercret ;) maybe...)
"...Oh. So who are you? Also, what posters?"
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"Do you guys have wanted posters on the ship? Specifically of pirates?" he says, "Just asking, since I'm a bartender and I'm from a seaside town so I wanted to make sure no swashbucklers are on here." he says a hand on his sword with is decorated very ornatley.
Just a piece of dirt drifting through the wind...
I play Masozi Arpethur in The Twinkling Stars Tavern (become his friend to learn a fun little sercret ;) maybe...)
"I haven't been here since like 30 minutes ago, and I haven't explored the ship yet, but I'd assume so, and I take it you're a pirate by that absolutely gorgeous sword of yours? Can I see it?"
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remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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"Oh no no, you've got me all wrong. I'm not a pirate. It's just... very bad where I came from so there's a bit of a grudge I have against them and this sword, I made." Masozi says with a straight face. " And no, you may not see it unless you want to see it against your neck."
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"I would still like to see it, even if it's against my privates."
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"No." He says sternly. "I refuse, for the fact of your death is on the line, and I would hate to kill a good fellow like you."
*privates?????*
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*Groin, family jewels, weiner, whatever ya call it*
Gawain laughs heartily. "No, really, I want to see it."
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*oh my dm is crying now*
"Fine," he says. In less than a blink of an eye there's a sword against the aaracroka's neck, drawing a thin line of bl**d of their neck. Up close you can see that it's detailed with the ocean on the blade. "You asked."
Just a piece of dirt drifting through the wind...
I play Masozi Arpethur in The Twinkling Stars Tavern (become his friend to learn a fun little sercret ;) maybe...)
Instead of being cut, Gawain teleports out of the way, appearing on the other side of the blade. "Wow, it's beautiful!" he exclaims, completely ignoring the fact you tried to cut him.
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*Whoever has a shotgun.*
no more time for dnd
"Step back." he says in a fencing position, sword even with his chest and he wasn't even fazed by the bird moving away.
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*Oh, just noticed that I quoted it three times, glitch?*
no more time for dnd
*Fixed*
no more time for dnd
You feel a gun against the back of your head. "No violence. Put the weapon away." Says a robotic voice.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*No one has a shotgun anymore.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Fred looks at gawain and masozi.
suddenly their is an axe in his hands, and a thunderwave ready.
"fire dude, drop the sword. bird person, stop... whatever it is you're doing."
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
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