"But back to my story. We disguised ourselves as kobolds. One posed as the Summer God, while the rest of the crew, myself included, tried to sneak in as the "Summer God" distracted them. A simple plan."
"It seems, but pretending to be god is never so easy."
"Indeed. Made worse by the fact that we're really rubbish at it."
"Long story short, they immediately saw through the disguises." He chuckles."
"There they had us, our fake lead wings sagging as they fanned out and surrounded us. No chance for negotiation, terrible fighting odds, no way out."
"That doesn't sound pleasant," Screamer remarks.
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"But back to my story. We disguised ourselves as kobolds. One posed as the Summer God, while the rest of the crew, myself included, tried to sneak in as the "Summer God" distracted them. A simple plan."
"It seems, but pretending to be god is never so easy."
"Indeed. Made worse by the fact that we're really rubbish at it."
"Long story short, they immediately saw through the disguises." He chuckles."
"There they had us, our fake lead wings sagging as they fanned out and surrounded us. No chance for negotiation, terrible fighting odds, no way out."
"That doesn't sound pleasant," Screamer remarks.
"Indeed it was not. Can you guess at our salvation?"
"But back to my story. We disguised ourselves as kobolds. One posed as the Summer God, while the rest of the crew, myself included, tried to sneak in as the "Summer God" distracted them. A simple plan."
"It seems, but pretending to be god is never so easy."
"Indeed. Made worse by the fact that we're really rubbish at it."
"Long story short, they immediately saw through the disguises." He chuckles."
"There they had us, our fake lead wings sagging as they fanned out and surrounded us. No chance for negotiation, terrible fighting odds, no way out."
"That doesn't sound pleasant," Screamer remarks.
"Indeed it was not. Can you guess at our salvation?"
"Something to do with Orange Juice?"
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"Indeed. Remember the decanter of endless Orange Juice we had, cursed to work in far greater amounts than intended? Well, we used it to flood the whole underground cliff-side complex."
"Indeed. Remember the decanter of endless Orange Juice we had, cursed to work in far greater amounts than intended? Well, we used it to flood the whole underground cliff-side complex."
"A PLOY! A BRILLIANT BATTLE PLOY!" Magpie laughs
"Must've been quite surprising for the kobolds. Did they drown?" He asks curiously.
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"Indeed. Remember the decanter of endless Orange Juice we had, cursed to work in far greater amounts than intended? Well, we used it to flood the whole underground cliff-side complex."
"A PLOY! A BRILLIANT BATTLE PLOY!" Magpie laughs
"That's what I thought! One small hurdle, though: the cliffside was pockmarked with caves connected to the koolds' lair. So, all the Orange Juice went there! Imagine a huge waterfall of this," he says, pointing at his cup, "streaming out of the side of a three-hundred-foot-tall cliff, as kobolds were washed away with it. And don't forget, I was there too! So me and my elven friends were all washed away. By some incredible luck, I grabbed the cliffside at the last second. No one else survived."
"Indeed. Remember the decanter of endless Orange Juice we had, cursed to work in far greater amounts than intended? Well, we used it to flood the whole underground cliff-side complex."
"A PLOY! A BRILLIANT BATTLE PLOY!" Magpie laughs
"Must've been quite surprising for the kobolds. Did they drown?" He asks curiously.
"Indeed. Remember the decanter of endless Orange Juice we had, cursed to work in far greater amounts than intended? Well, we used it to flood the whole underground cliff-side complex."
"A PLOY! A BRILLIANT BATTLE PLOY!" Magpie laughs
"That's what I thought! One small hurdle, though: the cliffside was pockmarked with caves connected to the koolds' lair. So, all the Orange Juice went there! Imagine a huge waterfall of this," he says, pointing at his cup, "streaming out of the side of a three-hundred-foot-tall cliff, as kobolds were washed away with it. And don't forget, I was there too! So me and my elven friends were all washed away. By some incredible luck, I grabbed the cliffside at the last second. No one else survived."
"Well, I'm glad you survived, otherwise I would've missed out on this intriguing tale."
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*400!*
Back in black baby
*dang*
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*405*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"That doesn't sound pleasant," Screamer remarks.
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"God?"
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"Something to do with Orange Juice?"
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"A PLOY! A BRILLIANT BATTLE PLOY!" Magpie laughs
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"Must've been quite surprising for the kobolds. Did they drown?" He asks curiously.
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*Thanks!*
Back in black baby
"... Wait, so your friends all died?"
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"Well, I'm glad you survived, otherwise I would've missed out on this intriguing tale."
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"I see, I apologize for being excited about the event that caused such a thing. May their souls rest in peace."
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