Brand is hanging upside down from a tree limb, doing sit-ups.
*Is he outside or in his room?* Drake brings him some lemonade. “Top o’ the mornin Brand.”
*Outside*
Brand waves upside down "Hey there!" He chirps and jumps down.
“Have you seen your room yet? I don’t remember giving you the keys…” He waves his hand and the lemonade floats to a table that was not there a few seconds ago.
Brand is hanging upside down from a tree limb, doing sit-ups.
*Is he outside or in his room?* Drake brings him some lemonade. “Top o’ the mornin Brand.”
*Outside*
Brand waves upside down "Hey there!" He chirps and jumps down.
“Have you seen your room yet? I don’t remember giving you the keys…” He waves his hand and the lemonade floats to a table that was not there a few seconds ago.
"eh. Its all good, I usually sleep outside." He said and chuckled
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Brand is hanging upside down from a tree limb, doing sit-ups.
*Is he outside or in his room?* Drake brings him some lemonade. “Top o’ the mornin Brand.”
*Outside*
Brand waves upside down "Hey there!" He chirps and jumps down.
“Have you seen your room yet? I don’t remember giving you the keys…” He waves his hand and the lemonade floats to a table that was not there a few seconds ago.
"eh. Its all good, I usually sleep outside." He said and chuckled
“You see that’s the thing, if that’s you ur preference then your room quite possibly be outside. They’re different for every guest.”
Brand is hanging upside down from a tree limb, doing sit-ups.
*Is he outside or in his room?* Drake brings him some lemonade. “Top o’ the mornin Brand.”
*Outside*
Brand waves upside down "Hey there!" He chirps and jumps down.
“Have you seen your room yet? I don’t remember giving you the keys…” He waves his hand and the lemonade floats to a table that was not there a few seconds ago.
"eh. Its all good, I usually sleep outside." He said and chuckled
“You see that’s the thing, if that’s you ur preference then your room quite possibly be outside. They’re different for every guest.”
"Mn" he said and thought for a moment "I suppose"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
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Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
"I would love to," Screamer replies. "And I am very glad that we both like seafood." He gobbles down some calamari and lobster happily. "I would say that my cooking skills are best when used on breakfast items, but I can try to learn from you, for sure. Also, it seems like we have infinite peaches now, from my room."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
*Don’t worry Yondor. No one is talking about juicy lobster meat simmering in a big soup with shrimp, and potatoes…so much shrimp…simmering…with a little big of garlic…*
*Yondor will now proceed to find Nothic in his dreams and make him pay for torturing me with these beautiful descriptions of food*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
"I would love to," Screamer replies. "And I am very glad that we both like seafood." He gobbles down some calamari and lobster happily. "I would say that my cooking skills are best when used on breakfast items, but I can try to learn from you, for sure. Also, it seems like we have infinite peaches now, from my room."
“That could…come in handy. We make most of our money off of breakfast anyway, but people always appreciate when we make complimentary snacks like this, so if you’ve got something you’re good at, feel free to cook some up for our guests!” He cracks open a crab claw and dips it in butter.
“Have you seen your room yet? I don’t remember giving you the keys…” He waves his hand and the lemonade floats to a table that was not there a few seconds ago.
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"eh. Its all good, I usually sleep outside." He said and chuckled
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“You see that’s the thing, if that’s you ur preference then your room quite possibly be outside. They’re different for every guest.”
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"Mn" he said and thought for a moment "I suppose"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*... I mean, I do, is that not normal?*
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*Still don’t want this thing to die.*
Drake puts up a sign on his window. NOW HIRING. HELP IS WANTED. He Huns as he sets it up and then grunts with pleasure. He sets out a few ales and some crab legs
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*me neither, bro*
Screamer snatches one of the crab legs. "I'm interested in employment, as my skills as a rogue are getting rusty anyways. Can I have this?" He holds up the leg.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“Take as many as you want, they’re complimentary. I’ve got more too. Have some help would be really nice, and I would be grateful if you were to, so I’m glad you’re interested.” He serves a man a beer without looking. “I can pay you 5 gp a day. It’s not a lot, but beers you order will be on me.”
Back in black baby
Screamer smiles. "That's enough for me. Rogues, from my experience, are pretty self-sustaining, anyways. What exactly will I be doing for ya?" He bites into the crab leg. Screamer loves seafood.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“If you could help me serve and prepare food and beer that would be a major help.” Drake sees how much he likes the crab and served out a plate of shrimp, a plate of calamari, what looks like a 7 pound lobster, and a bowl of cocktail sauce. “I like to go all out. Seafood is my favorite.” He dips a shrimp in the cocktail sauce and uses his fingers to kill the eh out of the lobster and pop it in his mouth.
Back in black baby
*Me too. So much, best food*
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*stomach grumbles in a really angry way*
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"I would love to," Screamer replies. "And I am very glad that we both like seafood." He gobbles down some calamari and lobster happily. "I would say that my cooking skills are best when used on breakfast items, but I can try to learn from you, for sure. Also, it seems like we have infinite peaches now, from my room."
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*Yondor will now proceed to find Nothic in his dreams and make him pay for torturing me with these beautiful descriptions of food*
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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“That could…come in handy. We make most of our money off of breakfast anyway, but people always appreciate when we make complimentary snacks like this, so if you’ve got something you’re good at, feel free to cook some up for our guests!” He cracks open a crab claw and dips it in butter.
Back in black baby