Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
I'm gonna accept the carrot cake. You are my ally, don't worry. :)
Good enough for me!
And it's a small piece of a big cake, Yondor can share.
Yay! King dragon slayer will tuck in, offering you some melted Kitkat to drink. Would you like some?
Yondor accepts, making sure it is hot enough.
Oh, it's just how you like it.
Sips.
Tastes good
Swallows.
Tastes better, and warms your chest
Downs the rest.
Feels like heaven
Goes there just to make sure.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
I'm gonna accept the carrot cake. You are my ally, don't worry. :)
Good enough for me!
And it's a small piece of a big cake, Yondor can share.
Yay! King dragon slayer will tuck in, offering you some melted Kitkat to drink. Would you like some?
Yondor accepts, making sure it is hot enough.
Oh, it's just how you like it.
Sips.
Tastes good
Swallows.
Tastes better, and warms your chest
Downs the rest.
Feels like heaven
Goes there just to make sure.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
Is content.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
I'm gonna accept the carrot cake. You are my ally, don't worry. :)
Good enough for me!
And it's a small piece of a big cake, Yondor can share.
Yay! King dragon slayer will tuck in, offering you some melted Kitkat to drink. Would you like some?
Yondor accepts, making sure it is hot enough.
Oh, it's just how you like it.
Sips.
Tastes good
Swallows.
Tastes better, and warms your chest
Downs the rest.
Feels like heaven
Goes there just to make sure.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
Is content.
King dragon slayer smiles.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
I'm gonna accept the carrot cake. You are my ally, don't worry. :)
Good enough for me!
And it's a small piece of a big cake, Yondor can share.
Yay! King dragon slayer will tuck in, offering you some melted Kitkat to drink. Would you like some?
Yondor accepts, making sure it is hot enough.
Oh, it's just how you like it.
Sips.
Tastes good
Swallows.
Tastes better, and warms your chest
Downs the rest.
Feels like heaven
Goes there just to make sure.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
Is content.
King dragon slayer smiles.
Yondor does the same.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
I'm gonna accept the carrot cake. You are my ally, don't worry. :)
Good enough for me!
And it's a small piece of a big cake, Yondor can share.
Yay! King dragon slayer will tuck in, offering you some melted Kitkat to drink. Would you like some?
Yondor accepts, making sure it is hot enough.
Oh, it's just how you like it.
Sips.
Tastes good
Swallows.
Tastes better, and warms your chest
Downs the rest.
Feels like heaven
Goes there just to make sure.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
Is content.
King dragon slayer smiles.
Yondor does the same.
Puts out hand
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Everyone beware. Ive heard the salt water taffy tar trap has opened in the center of the candy corn pine forest
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Fear lives within you, crawling around under your skin like a fecund parasite. The only cure?
MORE CANDY!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Finds out drink feels better than heaven
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Is content.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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King dragon slayer smiles.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yondor does the same.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Puts out hand
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A dragon made of gummy candy stalks forward. it gleaming Swedish-fish eyes illuminated by the fire in its soul. it snarls.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*If it snarls at Baalz, I'll applad. If It snarls at me, I'll snarl back. If It snarls at Yondor, I'll decapitate it.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I just like candy. I'm on all of the sides except for the fruity ring eaters.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
Good choice, I have been on that side for a while too now.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I will consume all candy. I care not where it is from nor what it consists of.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Everyone beware. Ive heard the salt water taffy tar trap has opened in the center of the candy corn pine forest
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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Reese's!!!!!!
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
All hail Receeses!
(But more importantly Kit-Kats)
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
All hail... Wait, I hail a lot of stuff now. All hail stuff that isn't fruit rings and other strange stuff!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Black licorice.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Just asking, but what are your thoughts on this cursed thing?
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It's just white chocolate dyed green, and I hate white chocolate, so it is hideous
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Although I love most things kit-kat, I hate this
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
It's a KitKat imposter
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.