Sorrryyyy

Good evening *Tips hat*

Good morning *Tips the entirety of Great Britain*

Hi!

*Tilts sideways, narrowly avoiding falling into the English Channel*

Howdy!

*Gives it a little shake, so you guys can experience an earthquake for the first time*

*Almost dies in the shockwave*

*Hot tip for future earthquakes: Drop (to your knees) Cover (get under a table or a doorframe) and Hold (hold the table leg and your head). Wouldn't want you to actually die*

*Excellent. I'm glad they're teaching you proper quake etiquette, although I can't imagine you'd have to use it a lot*

*Unless I end up in NZ... The most tectonic place I've been to is Iceland*

*I hope you do :) Was Iceland nice? I've always wanted to go.*

*It was, very cold though! We went to the Blue Lagoon, which was amazing! Scenery the most beautiful I have ever seen! We were going to go in 2020, but it got cancelled the day we were scheduled to leave, big disappointment, but after COVID we actually had another chance to go!*

*That sounds amazing! I'm glad you got another chance to go, COVID really ruined a lot of plans.*

*It did, so glad I got to go! And that time, I got to go with my sister, which was a lot nicer than if I'd gone in 2020, when she couldn't come.*

*How are you doing?*

*I'm pretty good thanks. Got a maths test soon so we'll see how that goes, but I also have classics which will be fun.*

*Oof, glad I don't have to do maths anymore! Classics sounds good though! Hopefully you won't have to do maths for many more years*

They called it Greenland in order to get people to want to go live there I think?

Also, they have Iceland shops in Iceland, which is the funniest thing ever

*I wish I didn't have to take it, but I'm thinking of doing some kinda science at uni so I must unfortunately persist*

*Oh, that makes sense. Luckily I didn't have to take Maths A Level, which is the pre-Uni exams in the UK- don't know how it compares to NZ education system*